{"id":10784,"date":"2018-06-09T23:51:18","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T03:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=10784"},"modified":"2018-06-10T00:22:35","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T04:22:35","slug":"ceilidh-newsletter-2017-18-19","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=10784","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Newsletter &#8211; 2017\/18 #19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10786\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Kylesku.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Kylesku.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Kylesku-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Kylesku-768x590.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Kylesku<\/p>\n<p>The Ceilidh dances resume in September with a surprise guest musician from Scotland so you don&#8217;t want to miss this one.\u00a0 It is on September 28 so mark your calendars NOW!\u00a0 If you have a group of 8 or more everyone in your group qualifies for $1 discount off the amazingly low admission price of $15 ($10 for students).<\/p>\n<p>You have to let everyone in your group know the password you have chosen which you then relay to me (<a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>) before midnight on\u00a0Wednesday, September 26.\u00a0 So get busy, put a group together be it student friends or a faculty celebration, or an office get together, or a bunch of friends, or a birthday\/anniversary\/start of a new semester\u00a0celebration, or whatever, we &#8216;d love to have you.<\/p>\n<p>There are refreshments\/drinks (including beer, cider, juice, etc.)\u00a0available\u00a0for a donation\u00a0\u00a0 So apart from the fun and great exercise of Scottish Ceilidh dancing there is all the ingredients for a great\u00a0evening.<\/p>\n<p>No need to be scared if you don&#8217;t know how &#8211; we will teach you and you won&#8217;t be the only newbie.\u00a0 Two left feet? we will show you how to use the right one &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t matter, no ones watching anyway!\u00a0 You will be a star before the night is out.\u00a0 Make it a date &#8211; it will be a night you won&#8217;t forget.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10789\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Barra-rainbow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Barra-rainbow.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Barra-rainbow-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Barra-rainbow-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Rainbow on Barra<\/p>\n<p>There is a &#8220;class&#8221; at 7 pm where we go over a few of the dances.\u00a0 The class is free as you don&#8217;t pay until the dance starts at 8!\u00a0 For those new to ceilidh dancing the class\u00a0is a great introduction and you will soon find out you are not the only one who does not know their left from right or back from front!!\u00a0 We teach everything and the dance follows the same format.\u00a0 Everything is very relaxed so you don&#8217;t have to worry about anything.\u00a0 If you can walk; you can dance.\u00a0 Wear <strong>flat<\/strong> comfy shoes and loose, layered clothing as it is warm work reeling and spinning.<\/p>\n<p>What is a Ceilidh dance? It is informal, easy Scottish Country dancing in a relaxed style for all ages. We teach everything, no experience or partner required just a desire to have fun an ability to move to the wonderful beat of the lively music and to enjoy the company of other like-minded folk.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10790\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Buchanan-Castle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Buchanan-Castle.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Buchanan-Castle-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Buchanan-Castle-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Buchanan Castle<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10810\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/blon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"536\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/blon.jpg 536w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/blon-300x133.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 536px) 100vw, 536px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is no Ceilidh dancing over the summer but there is still dancing events you can attend.\u00a0 There are the BC Highland Games and Scottish Festival on June 16 at Percy Perry Stadium in Coquitlam (it is within walking distance of the Skytrain station at Lafarge Lake.)\u00a0 There will be some Ceilidh dancing there along with a multitude of events.\u00a0 Check out the website at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bchighlandgames.com\/\">www.bchighlandgames.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10791\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Crichton-Castle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Crichton-Castle.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Crichton-Castle-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Crichton-Castle-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Crichton Castle<\/p>\n<p>Then there is Dancing in the Park &#8211; DITP &#8211; which is held every Monday evening from 7 &#8211; 9 pm at Ceperley Playground (near the fire engine &amp; 2nd Beach) in Stanley Park starting June 18 until August 13 &#8211; no dancing if wet at 5.00 p.m. (if in doubt call 604-922-6842 or 604-224-6751.<\/p>\n<p>Beginner\/Tourist friendly dances are included in each nights programme along with favourites for more experienced dancers.\u00a0 DITP has been held every summer for over 60 years.\u00a0 This is friendly, social dancing that we enjoy sharing with everyone &#8211; watch &amp; listen, or get up and try it out.\u00a0 No fancy footwork required &#8211; if you like the music, we&#8217;ll help you dance.\u00a0 Bring your families and visitors &#8211; the more the merrier.\u00a0 Remember that, unfortunately, there is Pay Parking throughout Stanley Park, otherwise DITP is FREE!<\/p>\n<p>On the first night of DITP, Monday, June 18, there is a special treat as we have live music.\u00a0 The Vancouver Fiddle Orchestra will play for the dances.\u00a0 The evening is hosted by the Burnaby club and with the Fiddle Orchestra it is sure to be an enjoyable evening.<\/p>\n<p>The second Monday is hosted by the Vancouver Branch and is the &#8220;official opening night&#8221; and the programme includes performances by the Vancouver Police Pipe Band and the Branch Demonstration team.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10792\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Kirk-o-Field-Parish-Church.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Kirk-o-Field-Parish-Church.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Kirk-o-Field-Parish-Church-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Kirk o&#8217; Field parish church<\/p>\n<p>The next Ceilidh dance is on\u00a0Friday, September 28, 2018 at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver with the usual class at 7 pm and the dance following from 8 &#8211; 11 pm. Pay at the door &#8211; $15 ($10 for students). Tell your friends etc. about the dances, they are lots of fun.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The other dates\u00a0are:<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0 September 28<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0 October 26<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0 November 30<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0 January 11<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0February 22<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0March 29<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0April 26<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The dances are all held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver (73rd and Hudson which is between Granville and Oak Streets). They are all held on Friday evenings and where possible the last Friday of each month &#8211; the exceptions are December (as we never schedule one) and January (because of Burns.)<\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10793\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Knochvolgan-beach-Isle-of-Mull-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Knochvolgan-beach-Isle-of-Mull-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Knochvolgan-beach-Isle-of-Mull-Copy-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Knochvolgan-beach-Isle-of-Mull-Copy-768x590.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Knochvolgan beach, Isle of Mull<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.<\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10812\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"509\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a1.jpg 509w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a1-300x258.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>More than likely you said, &#8216;A bird in the bush,&#8217;! and. &#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice!<br \/>\nSorry, look again.<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~========<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #26282a; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif; font-size: 14.5pt;\">Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #26282a; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\">\u00a0<\/span>========================+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10794\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Little-Loch-Broom-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Little-Loch-Broom-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Little-Loch-Broom-Copy-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Little-Loch-Broom-Copy-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Little Loch Broom<\/p>\n<p>********************************************************************************<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next regular Ceilidh Dance is the 4th FRIDAY of the\u00a0September &#8211; September 28, 2018. &#8211; I sure hope you can come and bring lots of friends. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/p>\n<p><strong>ALZHEIMERS&#8217; EYE TEST<\/strong><strong> \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Count every &#8216;<strong> F <\/strong><strong>&#8216; in the following text: <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI<br \/>\nFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n(SEE BELOW) <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>HOW MANY ?<br \/>\nWRONG, THERE ARE <strong>6<\/strong> <strong>&#8212; no joke.<br \/>\nREAD IT AGAIN ! <\/strong><strong><br \/>\nReally, go Back and Try to find the 6 F&#8217;s before you scroll down.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>The brain cannot process &#8216;OF&#8217;.<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nIncredible or what? Go back and look again!!<br \/>\nAnyone who counts all 6 &#8216;F&#8217;s&#8217; on the first go is a genius.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Three is normal, four is quite rare.<\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10795\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Luss-Pier.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Luss-Pier.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Luss-Pier-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Luss-Pier-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>view from Luss pier, Loch Lomond<\/p>\n<p>yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s play with some words.<br \/>\nWhat do you see?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10811\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a-2.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a-2-300x124.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL<br \/>\n(inside each black letter is a white letter).<\/p>\n<p>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the Celtic Treasure Chest there is now an online list of all the Celtic societies as well as a calendar of events:<\/p>\n<p>List <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php<\/a><br \/>\nCalendar <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Celtic Treasure Chest on Dunbar is open 7 days a week and stock includes haggis imported from Scotland and many of your favourite foods.<\/p>\n<p>Celtic Fashions on E-Bay &#8211; go to<a href=\"https:\/\/www.celticfashions.com\/\"> https:\/\/www.CelticFashions.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<p>The Scottish Cultural Centre is a pretty unique and wonderful asset and space is available for rent to anyone or any group. The Centre does not run itself but is actually run by the United Scottish Cultural Society (USCS). Memberships in this Society are for individuals only and presently cost $10 annually. Membership Application Forms may be obtained either at the Centre or on the USCS website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottishculturalcentre.com\/\">www.scottishculturalcentre.com<\/a> . The cost is only $10.<\/p>\n<p>Any person may join USCS and Scottish Country &amp; Ceilidh Dancers are encouraged to show their support by doing so. If any USCS member would like to be more involved, then, Darryl Carracher, the Manager at the Centre, will be pleased to give you further information.<\/p>\n<p>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10807\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Anstruther-Marina.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Anstruther-Marina.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Anstruther-Marina-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Anstruther-Marina-768x590.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Anstruther marina<\/p>\n<p><em>lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?<br \/>\n<\/strong>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is Friday, September 28, 2018. That will be the First one of\u00a0 the season with a surprise musician from Scotland. There is lots of time for you all to get yourselves and your friends organized to come along for another fun, filled evening. Come and dance, it is lots of fun and really easy. Everything is taught from scratch &#8211; you won&#8217;t be the only newbie! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>=========================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10797\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Scotts-View-near-Bemersyde-Galashiels.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Scotts-View-near-Bemersyde-Galashiels.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Scotts-View-near-Bemersyde-Galashiels-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Scotts-View-near-Bemersyde-Galashiels-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Scott&#8217;s View, near Bemersyde, Galashiels<\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Michelle has very kindly made up a Facebook event page for the Ceilidh but you need to &#8220;Search for Vancouver Ceilidh on Facebook and &#8220;Like&#8221; us to receive updates on upcoming Ceilidhs and other events&#8221;. Then, if you &#8220;Like&#8221; the Vancouver Ceilidh FB page (do as described above), you too will receive updates AND be able to share those updates and events on your personal Facebook page to your friends and ask that they &#8220;Like&#8221; and &#8220;Share&#8221;, etc. Ceilidh Dances are great ways to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries etc. Invite all your friends to come and join you at the Ceilidh. You are welcome to bring your own cake and we&#8217;ll even sing for you!!<\/p>\n<p>llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll<\/p>\n<p><strong>If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?<br \/>\n<\/strong><span style=\"color: #26282a; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\">\u00a0<\/span>kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Verdana',sans-serif; font-size: 13.5pt;\">If\u00a0Bud Abbott and Lou Costello\u00a0were alive today, their infamous sketch, &#8216;Who&#8217;s on First?&#8217; might have turned out something like this:<br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT<\/span><\/i><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Calibri',sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;\">\u00a0<\/span><b><i><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Verdana',sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/b><i><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Verdana',sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">Super Duper\u00a0computer store. Can I help you?<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nCOSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Thanks I&#8217;m setting up an office in my den and I&#8217;m thinking about\u00a0buying a computer.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Mac?<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nCOSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>No, the name&#8217;s Lou.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Your computer?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO<\/span><\/b>: I don&#8217;t own a computer. I want to buy one.<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Mac?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>I told you, my name&#8217;s Lou.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>What about Windows?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Why? Will it get stuffy in here?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Do you want a computer with Windows?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>I don&#8217;t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Wallpaper.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.<b><\/b><\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p>ABBOTT:\u00a0Software for Windows?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Office.<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nCOSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>ABBOTT:\u00a0I just did.<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nCOSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>You just did what?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Recommend something.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>You recommended something?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Yes.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>For my office?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Yes.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>OK, what did you recommend for my office?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Office.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Yes, for my office!<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>I recommend Office with Windows.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>I already have an office with windows! OK, let&#8217;s just say I&#8217;m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?\u00a0<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Word.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>What word?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Word in Office.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>The only word in office is office.<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>The Word in Office for Windows.<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\nCOSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Which word in office for windows?<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>ABBOTT:\u00a0The Word\u00a0you get when you click the blue &#8216;W&#8217;.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>I&#8217;m going to click your blue &#8216;w&#8217; if you don&#8217;t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>ABBOTT:\u00a0Money.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>That&#8217;s right. What do you have?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Money.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>I need money to track my money?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>It comes bundled with your computer.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>What&#8217;s bundled with my computer?<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>ABBOTT:\u00a0Money.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Money comes with my computer?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Yes. No extra charge.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>One copy.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Isn&#8217;t it illegal to copy money?<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>ABBOTT:\u00a0Microsoft\u00a0gave us a license to copy Money.<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> COSTELLO:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>They can give you a license to copy money?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Why not? THEY OWN IT!<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"><br \/>\n(A few days later)<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>ABBOTT:\u00a0Super Duper\u00a0computer store. Can I help you?<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>COSTELLO:\u00a0How do I turn my computer off?<br \/>\n<b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\"> ABBOTT:\u00a0<\/span><\/b>Click on &#8216;START&#8217;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\">\u00a0<\/span>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{<\/p>\n<p>Some fun and interesting sites: &#8211; note if you have a link to something you think others will enjoy send me the link. Sound on, full screen:<\/p>\n<p><strong>My doctor advised me to get this dog &#8211; but it is not for me<\/strong><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 400px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-10784-1\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Gentle-Dog.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Gentle-Dog.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Gentle-Dog.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Watch carefully &#8211; those who remember having to do this<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/how_to_change_a-fan-belt.wmv\">how_to_change_a fan belt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A bit of a spoof?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/TheRedSparrows.wmv.wmv\">TheRedSparrows.wmv<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Something new in church?<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 320px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-10784-2\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/untitled1.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/untitled1.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/untitled1.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just bought the Lamborghini with the signing bonus<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-10784-3\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/VID-20171122-WA0001.mp4?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/VID-20171122-WA0001.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/VID-20171122-WA0001.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Never trust a dog.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 390px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-10784-4\" width=\"390\" height=\"400\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Detroitdog.mp4?_=4\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Detroitdog.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Detroitdog.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>COMING EVENTS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: Note &#8211; please check the Branch website www.rscdsvancouver.org for and last-minute changes.<\/p>\n<table width=\"805\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>2018<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Jun 13<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>Mass dancing practice for the BC Highland Games at Scottish Cultural Centre<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Jun 16<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>B.C. Highland Games \u2013 Percy Perry Stadium, Coquitlam<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\"><em>Jun 17<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\"><em>Stave Falls Scottish Dancers present \u201cLet\u2019s Have a Ceilidh\u201d celebrating Mrs. Cheryle MacDonald\u2019s lifetime achievements in Teaching and Dance.\u00a0 3 p.m. Clarke Foundation Theatre, 33700 Prentis Avenue, Mission.\u00a0 Adults $15; Seniors &amp; Children $10.\u00a0 Tickets &amp; info 604-462-9935<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jun 18<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Burnaby Club with the Vancouver Fiddle Orchestra<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jun 25<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Vancouver Branch with the Vancouver Police Pipe Band and the Branch Demonstration Team<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Jun 30<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance in Lions Bay with Live music \u2013 info at <\/em><u><a style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eventbrite.ca\/o\/tamara-leger-8312106282\">https:\/\/www.eventbrite.ca\/o\/tamara-leger-8312106282<\/a><\/u><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jul 2<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Deep Cove Club<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Jul 8 \u2013 15<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>Australian Winter School hosted by RSCDS Hunter Valley Branch at Shoal Bay, NSW.\u00a0 Come and enjoy a fun filled week of SCD with great Teachers and Musicians.\u00a0 For more information \u2013 <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/hvws2018.com\/\">https:\/\/hvws2018.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jul\u00a0 9<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Vancouver Branch<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jul 16<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Kerrisdale Class<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jul 23<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Dundarave Dancers<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Jul 27 \u2013 29<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>TAC Teachers Conference, University of MinnesotaTwin Cities, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA<br \/>\n<\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/tac-rscds.org\/index.php\/tac-summer-school\/ss-registration-info-2018\/se-registration-form-2018\">https:\/\/tac-rscds.org\/index.php\/tac-summer-school\/ss-registration-info-2018\/se-registration-form-2018<\/a><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Jul 29 \u2013 Aug 5<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>TAC Summer School,\u00a0 University of MinnesotaTwin Cities, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA<br \/>\n<\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/tac-rscds.org\/index.php\/tac-summer-school\/ss-registration-info-2018\/se-registration-form-2018\">https:\/\/tac-rscds.org\/index.php\/tac-summer-school\/ss-registration-info-2018\/se-registration-form-2018<\/a><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jul 30<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Glenayre Club<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Aug\u00a0 6<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by West End Club<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Aug 13<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Dancing In the Park, 7 \u2013 9 pm in Ceperley Playground, Stanley Park \u2013 hosted by Gleneagles Club<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Sep 28<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $15 (students $10)<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<\/p>\n<p>A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Saul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The art collector replied, &#8220;I&#8217;ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer said, &#8220;Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed<br \/>\nme that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will<br \/>\nbring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could<br \/>\nbe right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Saul replied enthusiastically, &#8220;Well done! My wife is a brilliant<br \/>\nbusinesswoman! You&#8217;ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the<br \/>\nbad news. What is it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer replied, &#8220;The pictures are of you and your secretary&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>#########################################################<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>The next Ceilidh Dance <strong>is Friday<\/strong>, September\u00a028th, 2018. Same time, same place,\u00a0same amount of fun and entertainment. Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. Please do your best to spread the word. Let me know if you would like a poster to put up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10798\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Smirisary-view-if-Eigg-the-Small-Isles.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Smirisary-view-if-Eigg-the-Small-Isles.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Smirisary-view-if-Eigg-the-Small-Isles-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Smirisary-view-if-Eigg-the-Small-Isles-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>view from Smirisary of Eigg and the Small Isles<\/p>\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<p>What a great gift this newsletter would make (and it is free!!) Please pass along the website to your friends and ask them to subscribe. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please keep opening the newsletter!! Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.<\/p>\n<p>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<\/p>\n<p>Now, what do you see?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10813\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"383\" height=\"100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a3.jpg 383w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a3-300x78.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical,<br \/>\nthe blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again!<br \/>\nCan you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?<\/p>\n<p>|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter, please let me know &#8211; <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please do not complain to your server that this is junk mail. There is a link on the e-mail should you wish to unsubscribe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10799\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-at-Ballachulish.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"548\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-at-Ballachulish.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-at-Ballachulish-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-at-Ballachulish-768x431.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Sunset at Ballachulish<\/p>\n<p>Come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; it is lots of fun. Just ask anyone who came along to the Dancing in the Park. We had great audience participation so I hope you will all come along and join one of our great classes or at least come to one of the Ceilidh Dances.<\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is Friday, September 28, 2018 (i.e. the last Friday of the month) with live music by a Scottish Accordionist. This is the\u00a0first of the season. We need huge attendance\u00a0 to welcome our guest musician with everyone coming along for a really fun evening.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura-768x585.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>The Paps of Jura<\/p>\n<p>You still have time to<strong> spread the word<\/strong> about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too. <strong>Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms<\/a> and here is a link to the Facebook advert: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><br \/>\nThe format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through.<\/p>\n<p>They are all held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver. The price is only &#8211; $15 or $10 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain \u2013 everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. Don\u2019t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10801\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute-768x590.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Isle of Arran from the Isle of Bute <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Fall-Sunrise-over-Carrbridge.jpg\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at &#8220;RSCDS-Vancouver&#8221; &#8211; check it out there are some good pictures etc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver\">www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver.<\/a> There is a link on both our website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and the Branch website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the\u00a0\u00a0 children&#8217;s sermon.\u00a0All the children were invited to come forward<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said,\u00a0\u00a0&#8220;That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0The little girl replied, directly into the pastor&#8217;s clip-on microphone,\u00a0&#8220;Yes, and my Mom says it&#8217;s a bitch to Iron.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes have ended another season but it won&#8217;t be long until Dancing in the Park (DITP) starts again.\u00a0 These are Beginner\/Tourist friendly nights with favourites for more experienced dancers held at Ceperley Playground in Stanley Park.\u00a0 DITP is held, weather permitting\u00a0on Monday evenings from 7 &#8211; 9 pm starting June 18 through August 13. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8795\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dance-blue.gif\" alt=\"Dance - blue\" width=\"262\" height=\"88\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Come to a class in September\u00a0&#8211; You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class. There are classes all around and on different nights so GIVE IT A GO! Go to either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www,vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> for a list of class locations and times.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/St-patricks-Day-Dancers.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6582\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/St-patricks-Day-Dancers.gif\" alt=\"St patrick's Day Dancers\" width=\"10\" height=\"10\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those who don\u2019t know SCD is a fabulous pastime (much better and lots more fun than golf!!) and is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing.<\/p>\n<p>It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to learn the basics then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there is also a Branch in Seattle).<\/p>\n<p>There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed on the website. Come along \u2013 check us out \u2013 <strong>the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that\u2019s for a 2 hour class! \u00a0<\/strong> You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!!\u00a0 Check the list of classes at either at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>. Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations.<\/p>\n<p>=============================================<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the Cariboo, Okanagan, Sunshine Coast, etc. etc. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details &#8211; <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\"><strong><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10802\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-reflection-Cardwell-Bay-Gourock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-reflection-Cardwell-Bay-Gourock.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-reflection-Cardwell-Bay-Gourock-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Sunset-reflection-Cardwell-Bay-Gourock-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Sunset reflection at Cardwell Bay, Gourock \u00a0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>==========================================<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For upcoming events see www.vancouverceilidh.org and www.rscdsvancouver.org. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Other announcements etc:<br \/>\n<\/em> <strong>Seattle Branch<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>&#8211; info at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscds-seattle.org\/\">www.rscds-seattle.org<\/a><\/strong> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>What do you see here?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10814\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"379\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a4.jpg 379w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a4-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 379px) 100vw, 379px\" \/>This one is quite tricky!<br \/>\nThe word TEACH reflects as LEARN.<\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p>The next <strong>regular<\/strong> monthly <strong>Ceilidh Dance<\/strong><strong> will be held Friday, September 28th, 2018 <\/strong>in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73<sup><span style=\"font-size: small;\">rd<\/span><\/sup> &amp; Hudson which is between Oak &amp; Granville), Vancouver,<\/p>\n<p>We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of 8 or more and we can give them a discount!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>W<\/strong><strong>e Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!!<\/strong> It only costs $15 ($10 for students) &#8211; it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the YouTube link <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw<\/a> or the Face-book page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don&#8217;t forget to tell them about the website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and get them to &#8220;subscribe&#8221; to the newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don\u2019t need a partner; you don\u2019t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening of exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn!<\/p>\n<p>There is a FREE class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The schedule for the 2018\/19 season shapes up as follows:<br \/>\n<\/strong> All on Fridays of course and, except for January, it is the last Friday of the Month &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>2018<br \/>\nSeptember 28<br \/>\nOctober 26<br \/>\nNovember 30<br \/>\n2019<br \/>\nJanuary 11<br \/>\nFebruary 22<br \/>\nMarch 29<br \/>\nApril 26<\/p>\n<p>Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We hope to have lots of new Ceilidh dancers. Remember to bring your smiles and wear flat shoes.<br \/>\n<strong>Please<\/strong><strong> do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible.<\/strong> Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is.<\/p>\n<p>We would like to attract more young adults and students from Universities and all the colleges. Somehow we have to get word out to these students etc. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 &#8211; 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($15 or $10 for students.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10803\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Tobermory.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Tobermory.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Tobermory-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Tobermory-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Tobermory<\/p>\n<p>You should check the website &#8211; <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; from time to time as you can find various pages listing &#8220;Ceilidhs and Events;&#8221; Classes:&#8221; Duncan&#8217;s List;&#8221; etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week&#8217;s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website.<\/p>\n<p>You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> &#8211; as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good-looking site.<\/p>\n<p>If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please check the website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> for updates, pictures and news.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dance<\/strong> \u2013 it is good for your health.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-admin\/link-manager.php<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don&#8217;t forget to look at our web pages at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> <em>If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and ask them to subscribe. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.<\/em><\/strong> <em>I<\/em>f you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman 12pt format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don&#8217;t know all the details.<\/p>\n<p>==============================================<\/p>\n<p>This newsletter reaches out to some<strong> 380 <\/strong>subscribers from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them.<\/p>\n<p>==============<\/p>\n<p>Last one.<br \/>\nWhat do you see?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10815\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"196\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a5.jpg 196w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/a5-182x300.jpg 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/>You probably read the word ME in brown, but&#8230;&#8230;.<br \/>\nwhen you look through ME You will see YOU!<br \/>\nDo you need to look again?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10804\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Uig-Lewis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Uig-Lewis.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Uig-Lewis-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Uig-Lewis-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Uig, Lewis<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy yourselves &#8211; come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; for it is good for your health and you never know you just might &#8230;..!<\/p>\n<p>See Coming Events on the website for info &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10808\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Lochgoilhead.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Lochgoilhead.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Lochgoilhead-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spring-Lochgoilhead-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Lochgoilhead<\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duncan MacKenzie <\/strong> <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kylesku The Ceilidh dances resume in September with a surprise guest musician from Scotland so you don&#8217;t want to miss this one.\u00a0 It is on September 28 so mark your calendars NOW!\u00a0 If you have a group of 8 or more everyone in your group qualifies for $1 discount off the amazingly low admission [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-10784","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/10784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10784"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/10784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10832,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/10784\/revisions\/10832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}