{"id":11234,"date":"2019-01-04T20:31:03","date_gmt":"2019-01-05T00:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=11234"},"modified":"2019-01-04T20:31:03","modified_gmt":"2019-01-05T00:31:03","slug":"ceilidh-newsletter-2018-19-9","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=11234","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Newsletter &#8211; 2018\/19 #9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Cloch-Lighthouse-near-Gourock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Cloch-Lighthouse-near-Gourock.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Cloch-Lighthouse-near-Gourock-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Cloch-Lighthouse-near-Gourock-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cloch Lighthouse near Gourock<\/p>\n<p>All the very best to You and Yours in 2019.<\/p>\n<p>The next Ceilidh dance is on January 11, 2019 &#8211; that is one week from today &#8211; and I hope to see many of you, and your friends, then as it will follow the usual format with the &#8220;class&#8221; from 7 &#8211; 8 pm and the dance, with Calanais providing the music,\u00a0from 8 &#8211; 11 pm.\u00a0\u00a0Mark your calendars NOW!\u00a0 \u00a0Even if you can&#8217;t make it in time for the class; come to the dance, it is lots of fun.\u00a0 It is a great way to dance off that extra gram you put on over indulging in chocolates at New Year.<\/p>\n<p>If you have a group of 8 or more everyone in your group qualifies for $1 discount off the amazingly low admission price of $15 ($10 for students).\u00a0 You have to let everyone in your group know the password you have chosen which you then relay to me (ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org) before midnight on\u00a0Wednesday, January 9.\u00a0 So get busy, put a group together be it student friends or a faculty celebration, or an office get together, or a bunch of friends, or a birthday\/anniversary\/start of a new semester\u00a0celebration, or whatever, we &#8216;d love to have you.<\/p>\n<p>There are refreshments\/drinks (including beer, cider, juice, etc.)\u00a0available\u00a0for a donation\u00a0\u00a0 So apart from the fun and great exercise of Scottish Ceilidh dancing there is all the ingredients for a great\u00a0evening.<\/p>\n<p>No need to be scared if you don&#8217;t know how &#8211; we will teach you and you won&#8217;t be the only newbie.\u00a0 Two left feet? we will show you how to use the right one &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t matter, no ones watching anyway!\u00a0 You will be a star before the night is out.\u00a0 Make it a date &#8211; it will be a night you won&#8217;t forget.\u00a0 And it is the first one in 2019!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11252\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Clatteringshaws-Loch-Dumfries-Galloway.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Clatteringshaws-Loch-Dumfries-Galloway.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Clatteringshaws-Loch-Dumfries-Galloway-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Clatteringshaws-Loch-Dumfries-Galloway-768x519.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Clatteringshaws Loch, Dumfries<\/p>\n<p>For those new to ceilidh dancing the class\u00a0is a great introduction and you will soon find out you are not the only one who does not know their left from right or back from front!!\u00a0 We teach everything and the dance follows the same format.\u00a0 Everything is very relaxed so you don&#8217;t have to worry about anything.\u00a0 If you can walk; you can dance.\u00a0 Wear <strong>flat<\/strong> comfy shoes and loose, layered clothing as it is warm work reeling and spinning.<\/p>\n<p>What is a Ceilidh dance? It is informal, easy Scottish Country dancing in a relaxed style for all ages. We teach everything, no experience or partner required just a desire to have fun an ability to move to the wonderful beat of the lively music and to enjoy the company of other like-minded folk.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11251\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Carrbridge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Carrbridge.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Carrbridge-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Carrbridge-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Carrbridge<\/p>\n<p>The next Ceilidh dance is on\u00a0Friday, January 11, 2019 at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver with the usual class at 7 pm and the dance following from 8 &#8211; 11 pm. Pay at the door &#8211; $15 ($10 for students). Tell your friends etc. about the dances, they are lots of fun.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The other dates\u00a0are<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0January 11<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0February 22<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0March 29<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0April 26<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The dances are all held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver (73rd and Hudson which is between Granville and Oak Streets). They are all held on Friday evenings and where possible the last Friday of each month &#8211; the exceptions are December (as we never schedule one) and January (because of Burns.)<\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Caledonian-Canal-Ben-Nevis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"764\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Caledonian-Canal-Ben-Nevis.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Caledonian-Canal-Ben-Nevis-300x235.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Caledonian-Canal-Ben-Nevis-768x601.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Caledonian Canal &amp; Ben Nevis<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>I AM THANKFUL: \u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>FOR THE WIFE<\/strong><strong> WHO SAYS IT&#8217;S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. <\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>FOR THE HUSBAND<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nWHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE TEENAGER<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE TAXES I PAY<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. <\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR. <\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. <\/strong><strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nFOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF<\/strong> <strong>IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\nBECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nAND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL<\/strong> <strong>BECAUSE<\/strong> <strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.<br \/>\n<\/strong>******************************************************************************<br \/>\nThe next regular Ceilidh Dance is the Second FRIDAY of the\u00a0New Year &#8211; January 11, 2019 (one week today) &#8211; I sure hope you can come and bring lots of friends.<\/p>\n<p>????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/p>\n<p><strong>GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was <\/strong><strong>Black:\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>1.\u00a0He called everyone brother<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2.\u00a0He liked Gospel<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3.\u00a0He didn&#8217;t get a fair trial<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was <\/strong><strong>Jewish:<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>1.\u00a0He went into His Father&#8217;s business<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2.\u00a0He lived at home until he was 33<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3.\u00a0He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was <\/strong><strong>Italian:<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>1.\u00a0He talked with His hands<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2.\u00a0He had wine with His meals<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3.\u00a0He used olive oil<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a <\/strong><strong>Californian:<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>1.\u00a0He never cut His hair<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2.\u00a0He walked around barefoot all the time<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3.\u00a0He started a new religion<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an <\/strong><strong>American Indian:\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>1.\u00a0He was at peace with nature<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2.\u00a0He ate a lot of fish<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3.\u00a0He talked about the Great Spirit<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was <\/strong><strong>Irish:<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>1.\u00a0He never got married..<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2.\u00a0He was always telling stories.<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3.\u00a0He loved green pastures.<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>But the most compelling evidence of all &#8211; 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>1.\u00a0He fed a crowd at a moment&#8217;s notice when there was virtually no food<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2.\u00a0He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn&#8217;t get it<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3.\u00a0And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Can I get an AMEN!!<\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11249\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Burghead.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Burghead.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Burghead-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Burghead-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Burghead<\/p>\n<p>yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>WORDS<\/u><\/strong><br \/>\nA husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day&#8230;<br \/>\n30,000 to a man&#8217;s 15,000.<br \/>\nThe wife replied, &#8216;The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.&#8217;<br \/>\nThe husband then turned to his wife and asked\u00a0&#8216;What?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the Celtic Treasure Chest there is now an online list of all the Celtic societies as well as a calendar of events:<\/p>\n<p>List <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php<\/a><br \/>\nCalendar <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Celtic Treasure Chest on Dunbar is open 7 days a week and stock includes haggis imported from Scotland and many of your favourite foods.<\/p>\n<p>Celtic Fashions on E-Bay &#8211; go to<a href=\"https:\/\/www.celticfashions.com\/\"> https:\/\/www.CelticFashions.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/p>\n<p>The Scottish Cultural Centre is a pretty unique and wonderful asset and space is available for rent to anyone or any group. The Centre does not run itself but is actually run by the\u00a0 Scottish Cultural Centre Society (SCCS). Memberships in this Society are for individuals only and presently cost $5 annually. Membership Application Forms may be obtained either at the Centre or on the USCS website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottishculturalcentre.com\/\">www.scottishculturalcentre.com<\/a> .<\/p>\n<p>Any person may join SCCS and Scottish Country and Ceilidh Dancers are encouraged to show their support by doing so. If any SCCS member would like to be more involved, then, Darryl Carracher, the Manager at the Centre, will be pleased to give you further information.<\/p>\n<p>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11248\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Biggar-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Biggar-2.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Biggar-2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Biggar-2-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Biggar<\/p>\n<p>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is Friday, January 11, 2019. That will be the fourth one of\u00a0 the season and the first of 2019. There is lots of time for you all to get yourselves and your friends organized to come along for another fun, filled evening. Come and dance, it is lots of fun and really easy. Everything is taught from scratch &#8211; you won&#8217;t be the only newbie! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>=======================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11247\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Berneray.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Berneray.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Berneray-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Berneray<\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Michelle has very kindly made up a Facebook event page for the Ceilidh but you need to &#8220;Search for Vancouver Ceilidh on Facebook and &#8220;Like&#8221; us to receive updates on upcoming Ceilidhs and other events&#8221;. Then, if you &#8220;Like&#8221; the Vancouver Ceilidh FB page (do as described above), you too will receive updates AND be able to share those updates and events on your personal Facebook page to your friends and ask that they &#8220;Like&#8221; and &#8220;Share&#8221;, etc. Ceilidh Dances are great ways to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries etc. Invite all your friends to come and join you at the Ceilidh. You are welcome to bring your own cake and we&#8217;ll even sing for you!!<\/p>\n<p>llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11246\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Beinn-na-Caillich-Skye.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Beinn-na-Caillich-Skye.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Beinn-na-Caillich-Skye-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Beinn na Caillich, Skye<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\">\u00a0<strong><u>CREATION <\/u><\/strong><br \/>\nA man said to his wife one day, &#8216;I don&#8217;t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.<br \/>\n&#8216;The wife responded, &#8216;Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;<br \/>\nGod made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !&#8217;<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Some fun and interesting sites: &#8211; note if you have a link to something you think others will enjoy send me the link. Sound on, full screen:<\/p>\n<p>Wedding Ceremony &#8211; My Waffle Wedded Wife<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flixxy.com\/wedding-ceremony.htm\">http:\/\/www.flixxy.com\/wedding-ceremony.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>just try it!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/How_long_can_you_hold_your_breath.wmv\">How_long_can_you_hold_your_breath<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dreamt of but never gone?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Orient-Express.pps\">Orient Express<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Takes a foreigner<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Scotland.pps\">Scotland<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Never complain about the size of your garage again!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Garagem.wmv\">Garagem<\/a><\/p>\n<p>a way out<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Fly.wmv\">Fly<\/a><\/p>\n<p>COMING EVENTS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: Note &#8211; please check the Branch website www.rscdsvancouver.org for and last-minute\u00a0changes.<\/p>\n<table width=\"800\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><em>2019<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Jan 11<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $15 (students $10<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><em>Jan 12<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>Nanaimo New Year\u2019s Ball<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Jan 19<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Vancouver Branch Burns Supper in the Scottish Cultural Centre \u2013 Bar 6 pm; Dinner 7 pm Tickets $60 \u2013 the evening includes a traditional Scottish meal with all the trimmings, a no-host bar for wine, beer &amp; whisky, wonderful music by the Vancouver Fiddle Orchestra, entertainment by our Branch Demonstration Team, a dance programme to suit everyone and great speeches too.\u00a0 Tickets: online at rscdsvancouver.org (using PayPal) or e-mail <\/em><em><a style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\" href=\"mailto:burns@rscdsvancouver.org\">burns@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/em><em> or phone Gill at 604-224-6751<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><em>Jan 24<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><strong><em>Please join us for a very special Robert Burns lecture at SFU Harbour Centre on Thursday January 24, 2019.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0 This exciting lecture will feature Dr. Sierra Dye, expert in the witch hunts of Early Modern Scotland. Dr. Dye is a postdoctoral fellow at the University of Guelph. Her lecture, entitled: &#8220;<strong>Dancing with the Devil: Tales of Supernatural Scotland From Witchcraft Confessions to Robert Burns<\/strong>,\u201d is not to be missed!\u00a0 Don\u2019t miss out, limited seating is available. Reserve your spot here:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yabt9l2f\">https:\/\/tinyurl.com\/yabt9l2f<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>FREE!!\u00a0 7 p.m. Harbour Centre, Room 7000<\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff0000; color: #ffffff;\"><em>Feb \u00a09<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff0000; color: #ffffff;\"><em>Love to Dance Scottish Workshop and Dance, Scottish Cultural Centre 8:30 am \u2013 5 p.m.\u00a0\u00a0 $50.\u00a0 Music for the dance by the Tartan Players.\u00a0 Teachers for the workshop Rebecca Blackhall-Peters &amp; Katherine Shearman \u2013 info from Jean at 604-371-1939or Fran 604-922-6842<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><em>Feb 15 &#8211; 17<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>RSCDS Edmonton Caledonian Branch 49<sup>TH<\/sup> ANNUAL WORKSHOP &amp; BALL Chateau Lacombe Hotel.\u00a0 TEACHERS:\u00a0 <\/em><em>Marjorie McLaughlin, Rachel Pusey &amp; Craig Williams.\u00a0 Workshop and Ball music by <\/em><em>The Tartan Players.\u00a0 Info: Ann MacDonald &lt;Ann_Mac@shaw.ca&gt;<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Feb 22<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $15 (students $10<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff00;\"><em>Mar\u00a0 3<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff00;\"><em>Burnaby Spring Tea Dance \u2013 1 \u2013 5 p.m. in Charles Rummel Community Centre, 3630 Lozells Avenue, Burnaby with music by Kilbirnie Station &#8211; $18<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Mar 23<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Heather Ball \u2013 5:00 \u2013 11:00 &#8211; $80 includes champagne reception, full hot supper &amp; soiree after the dance!\u00a0 Musicians: Neil Barron (Scotland); Judi Nicolson (Texas); Kathy Fraser-Collins (Ontario); Fred Collins (Ontario)<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #99ccff;\"><em>Mar 24 <\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em><span style=\"background-color: #99ccff;\">Musicians workshop in the Taiwanese Cultural Centre 1 \u2013 5 p.m. $45 Bring your instrument and enjoy playing Scottish music with Neil (accordion); Judi (violin); Kathy (piano) and Fred (drums.)\u00a0<\/span> <\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"86\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Mar 29<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $15 (students $10<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<\/p>\n<p><strong>A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The bee said, &#8216;What seems to be the problem?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I&#8217;m out of gas,&#8217; the man replied.<\/p>\n<p>The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Try it now,&#8217; said one bee.<\/p>\n<p>The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. &#8216;Wow!&#8217; the man exclaimed, &#8216;what did you put in my gas tank&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>The bee answered,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it. wait for it..<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re just going to love this..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11255\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"624\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/><br \/>\n#########################################################<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>The next Ceilidh Dance <strong>is Friday<\/strong>, January 11th, 2019 &#8211; a week today. Same time, same place,\u00a0same amount of fun and entertainment. Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. Please do your best to spread the word. Let me know if you would like a poster to put up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/winter-Beinn-Alligin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/winter-Beinn-Alligin.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/winter-Beinn-Alligin-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Beinn Alligin<\/p>\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<p>What a great gift this newsletter would make (and it is free!!) Please pass along the website to your friends and ask them to subscribe. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please keep opening the newsletter!! Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.<\/p>\n<p>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>WHO DOES WHAT<\/u><\/strong><br \/>\nA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.<br \/>\nThe wife said, &#8216;You should do it because you get up first, and then we don&#8217;t have to wait as long to get our coffee.&#8217;<br \/>\nThe husband said, &#8216;You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.&#8217;<br \/>\nWife replies, &#8216;No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.&#8217;<br \/>\nHusband replies, &#8216;I can&#8217;t believe that, show me.&#8217;<br \/>\nSo she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says &#8216;HEBREWS&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter, please let me know &#8211; <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please do not complain to your server that this is junk mail. There is a link on the e-mail should you wish to unsubscribe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11244\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-beauly_strathglass-snow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-beauly_strathglass-snow.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-beauly_strathglass-snow-300x148.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Beauly<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; it is lots of fun. Just ask anyone who came along to the Dancing in the Park. We had great audience participation so I hope you will all come along and join one of our great classes or at least come to one of the Ceilidh Dances.<\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p><strong><u>The Silent Treatment\u00a0<\/u><\/strong><br \/>\nA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.<br \/>\nSuddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.<br \/>\nNot wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,<br \/>\n&#8216;Please wake me at 5:00 AM.&#8217;\u00a0He left it where he knew she would find it.<br \/>\nThe next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn&#8217;t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by\u00a0the bed.<br \/>\nThe paper said, &#8216;It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.&#8217;<br \/>\nMen are not equipped for these kinds of contests.<\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is Friday, January 11, 2019 (i.e. the second Friday of the year) with live music by Calanais. This is the fourth of the season. We would like another good attendance, like we had at the November dance, with everyone coming along for a really fun evening.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11243\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Barra-airstrip.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Barra-airstrip.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Barra-airstrip-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Barra-airstrip-768x1023.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Barra-airstrip-769x1024.jpg 769w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Barra airstrip<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You still have time to<strong> spread the word<\/strong> about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too. <strong>Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms<\/a> and here is a link to the Facebook advert: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><br \/>\nThe format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through.<\/p>\n<p>They are all held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver. The price is only &#8211; $15 or $10 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain \u2013 everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. Don\u2019t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Fall-Sunrise-over-Carrbridge.jpg\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at &#8220;RSCDS-Vancouver&#8221; &#8211; check it out there are some good pictures etc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver\">www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver.<\/a> There is a link on both our website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and the Branch website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>=====================================================..<br \/>\nYesterday I was having some work done at the\u00a0\u00a0 Toyota\u00a0 dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven hundred and ten.<\/p>\n<p>We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, &#8220;What is a seven hundred and ten?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She replied, &#8220;You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle<br \/>\nand in the middle of it wrote 710 !!<\/p>\n<p>He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, &#8220;Is there a 710 on this car?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She pointed and said, &#8220;Of course, it&#8217;s right there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11268\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"377\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/3.jpg 377w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/3-280x300.jpg 280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" \/><br \/>\n======================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes has started but that is no reason why you shouldn&#8217;t come along &#8211; you will be made very welcome.\u00a0 Try the link to &#8220;classes&#8221; or go to www.rscdsvancouver.org and check for a class near you or one that has a convenient time and try it out.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8795\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dance-blue.gif\" alt=\"Dance - blue\" width=\"262\" height=\"88\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Come to a class soon &#8211; You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class. There are classes all around and on different nights so GIVE IT A GO! Go to either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www,vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> for a list of class locations and times.<\/p>\n<p>For those who don\u2019t know SCD is a fabulous pastime (much better and lots more fun than golf!!) and is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing.<\/p>\n<p>It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to learn the basics then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there is also a Branch in Seattle).<\/p>\n<p>There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed on the website. Come along \u2013 check us out \u2013 <strong>the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that\u2019s for a 2 hour class! \u00a0<\/strong> You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!!\u00a0 Check the list of classes at either at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>. Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations.<\/p>\n<p>=============================================<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the Cariboo, Okanagan, Sunshine Coast, etc. etc. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details &#8211; <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\"><strong><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11242\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Arthurs-Seat-by-street-star-light-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Arthurs-Seat-by-street-star-light-Copy.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Arthurs-Seat-by-street-star-light-Copy-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Arthur&#8217;s Seat by starlight<\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><u>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Fix the Airlines <\/u><\/em><\/strong><strong><em><u>\u00a0\u00a0 <\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.<br \/>\nReplace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t even serve food anymore, so what&#8217;s the loss?<br \/>\nThe strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a &#8220;party atmosphere&#8221; going in the cabin.<br \/>\nAnd, of course, every\u00a0 businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.<br \/>\nBecause of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn&#8217;t need a salary, thus saving even more money.<br \/>\nMuslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.<br \/>\nThis is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right &#8212; a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.<br \/>\nWhy didn&#8217;t Bush or Obama think of this?<br \/>\nWhy do I still have to do everything myself?<br \/>\nSincerely,<br \/>\nBill Clinton<\/p>\n<p><strong>==========================================<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For upcoming events see www.vancouverceilidh.org and www.rscdsvancouver.org. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Other announcements etc:<br \/>\n<\/em> <strong>Seattle Branch<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>&#8211; info at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscds-seattle.org\/\">www.rscds-seattle.org<\/a><\/strong> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11269\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2-1.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/2-1-300x254.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/><br \/>\n=====================================================<\/p>\n<p>The next <strong>regular<\/strong> monthly <strong>Ceilidh Dance<\/strong><strong> will be held Friday, January 11th, 2019\u00a0<\/strong>in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73<sup><span style=\"font-size: small;\">rd<\/span><\/sup> &amp; Hudson which is between Oak &amp; Granville), Vancouver,<\/p>\n<p>We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of 8 or more and we can give them a discount!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>W<\/strong><strong>e Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!!<\/strong> It only costs $15 ($10 for students) &#8211; it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the YouTube link <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw<\/a> or the Face-book page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don&#8217;t forget to tell them about the website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and get them to &#8220;subscribe&#8221; to the newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don\u2019t need a partner; you don\u2019t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening of exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn!<\/p>\n<p>There is a FREE class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The schedule for the 2018\/19 season shapes up as follows:<br \/>\n<\/strong> All on Fridays of course and, except for January, it is the last Friday of the Month &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>2019<br \/>\nJanuary 11<br \/>\nFebruary 22<br \/>\nMarch 29<br \/>\nApril 26<\/p>\n<p>Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We hope to have lots of new Ceilidh dancers. Remember to bring your smiles and wear flat shoes.<br \/>\n<strong>Please<\/strong><strong> do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible.<\/strong> Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is.<\/p>\n<p>We would like to attract more young adults and students from Universities and all the colleges. Somehow we have to get word out to these students etc. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 &#8211; 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($15 or $10 for students.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11241\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Arran-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"731\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Arran-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Arran-Copy-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Arran-Copy-768x575.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div id=\"main_content\" class=\"main col-lg-17-24 col-lg-push-7-24 col-xl-18-24 col-xl-push-6-24\">\n<div class=\"content row\">\n<div class=\"col-12-12\">\n<article>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">view of Arran<\/p>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>You should check the website &#8211; <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; from time to time as you can find various pages listing &#8220;Ceilidhs and Events;&#8221; Classes:&#8221; Duncan&#8217;s List;&#8221; etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week&#8217;s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website.<\/p>\n<p>You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> &#8211; as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good-looking site.<\/p>\n<p>If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please check the website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> for updates, pictures and news.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dance<\/strong> \u2013 it is good for your health.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-admin\/link-manager.php<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don&#8217;t forget to look at our web pages at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> <em>If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and ask them to subscribe. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Ardheslaig-Loch-Shieldaig-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Ardheslaig-Loch-Shieldaig-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Ardheslaig-Loch-Shieldaig-Copy-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Ardheslaig-Loch-Shieldaig-Copy-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ardheslaig Loch, Sheildaig<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.<\/em><\/strong> <em>I<\/em>f you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman 12pt format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don&#8217;t know all the details.<\/p>\n<p>==============================================<\/p>\n<p>This newsletter reaches out to some<strong> 385\u00a0<\/strong>subscribers from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them.<\/p>\n<p>===========<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11239\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Applecross-Bay-Copy-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"730\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Applecross-Bay-Copy-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Applecross-Bay-Copy-Copy-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Winter-Applecross-Bay-Copy-Copy-768x574.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Applecross Bay<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy yourselves &#8211; come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; for it is good for your health and you never know you just might &#8230;..!<\/p>\n<p>See Coming Events on the website for info &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duncan MacKenzie <\/strong> <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cloch Lighthouse near Gourock All the very best to You and Yours in 2019. 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