{"id":11689,"date":"2019-09-01T16:56:27","date_gmt":"2019-09-01T20:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=11689"},"modified":"2019-09-01T19:54:36","modified_gmt":"2019-09-01T23:54:36","slug":"ceilidh-newsletter-2019-20-3","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=11689","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Newsletter &#8211; 2019\/20 #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11691\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lingay-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lingay-1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lingay-1-300x75.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lingay<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Introductory Class for New Dancers held last Monday<\/strong><strong> at the Scottish Cultural Centre was a great success.\u00a0 Thanks to the hard work by Janet and her committee 33 new dancers turned up along with &lt;45 dancers.\u00a0 We were greeted by the hall being set up for an early morning church service so we had to move a lot of chairs to make room.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The new dancers were asked how they had heard about the class and the results showed the Committees efforts had proved successful as they came from many sources including social media, friends, dancing in Stanley Park, etc.\u00a0 Mary Murray handled the crowded hall with her usual calm, friendly manner and put the &#8220;class&#8221; through a warm up and then taught a number of easy dances.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>There was laughter and smiles all around the hall and the attendees all seemed to enjoy themselves.\u00a0 The new dancers had a chance to meet the teachers\/representatives from all the various clubs and the committee went home &#8211; after replacing the chairs to their original positions &#8211; with the names and e-mail addresses of all the new dancers.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>All responsible for this innovative class, which I hope will become an annual event, are to be congratulated and thanked for their efforts &#8211; especially Mary Murray for willingly volunteering to teach the class.\u00a0 It is hoped that many of the 33 new dancers will join a class and become Scottish country dancers.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Very well done everyone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11692\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Loch-Katrine-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Loch-Katrine-2.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Loch-Katrine-2-300x230.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Loch-Katrine-2-768x589.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch Katrine<\/p>\n<p>The hall has been booked for another season of Ceilidh Dances.\u00a0 The dates are:<br \/>\nSeptember 27; October 25; November 29; January 10; February 28; March 27 &amp; April 24 that is the last Friday of the month except for December and January.<\/p>\n<p>You can help by coming along, by bringing friends (and enemies!) by telling people about the Ceilidh Dances, by bringing a group of 8 or more so that you all qualify for a discount of $1 each.\u00a0 No partner or experience required and remember if you claim to have two left feet we&#8217;ll show you how to use the right one!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11693\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Loch-Moidart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Loch-Moidart.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Loch-Moidart-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch Moidart<\/p>\n<p>The next Ceilidh Dance is not until the last Friday of September (27th).\u00a0 The dances will follow the usual format with the &#8220;class&#8221; from 7 &#8211; 8 pm and the dance, with Calanais providing the music, from 8 &#8211; 11 pm.\u00a0\u00a0Mark your calendars NOW!\u00a0 \u00a0Even if you can&#8217;t make it in time for the class; come to the dance, it is lots of fun.<\/p>\n<p>If you have a group of 8 or more, then everyone in your group qualifies for $1 discount off the amazingly low admission price of $15 ($10 for students).\u00a0 You have to let everyone in your group know the password you have chosen which you then relay to me (ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org) before midnight on the Wednesday preceding the class that way you do not all have to arrive together.<\/p>\n<p>There are refreshments\/drinks (including beer, cider, juice, etc.) available for a donation\u00a0\u00a0 So apart from the fun, exercise and great music of Scottish Ceilidh dancing there is all the ingredients for a great evening.<\/p>\n<p>No need to be scared if you don&#8217;t know how &#8211; we will teach you and you won&#8217;t be the only newbie.\u00a0 You will be a star before the night is out.\u00a0 Make it a date &#8211; it will be a night you won&#8217;t forget.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11694\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-loch_achray.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-loch_achray.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-loch_achray-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch Achray<\/p>\n<p>For those new to ceilidh dancing the class is a great introduction to Scottish Country dancing and you will soon find out you are not the only one who does not know their left from right or back from front!!\u00a0 We teach everything and the dance follows the same format.\u00a0 Everything is very relaxed so you don&#8217;t have to worry about anything.\u00a0 If you can walk; you can dance.\u00a0 Wear <strong>flat<\/strong> comfy shoes and loose, layered clothing as it is warm work reeling and spinning.<\/p>\n<p>What is a Ceilidh dance? It is informal, easy Scottish Country dancing in a relaxed style for all ages. We teach everything, no experience or partner required just a desire to have fun an ability to move to the wonderful beat of the lively music and to enjoy the company of other like-minded folk.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11695\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochmaddy-ferry-terminal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochmaddy-ferry-terminal.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochmaddy-ferry-terminal-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lochmaddy ferry terminal<\/p>\n<p>The next Ceilidh dance is on\u00a0Friday, September 27, 2019 at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver with the usual class at 7 pm and the dance following from 8 &#8211; 11 pm. Pay at the door &#8211; $15 ($10 for students). Tell your friends etc. about the dances, they are lots of fun.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The other dates\u00a0are<\/li>\n<li>September 27<\/li>\n<li>October 25<\/li>\n<li>November 29<\/li>\n<li>2020<\/li>\n<li>January 10<\/li>\n<li>February 28<\/li>\n<li>March 27<\/li>\n<li>April 24<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The dances are all held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver (73rd and Hudson which is between Granville and Oak Streets). They are all held on Friday evenings and where possible the last Friday of each month &#8211; the exceptions are December (as we never schedule one but we have one\u00a0in early January) and January (because of Burns.)<\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11696\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochgoilhead.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochgoilhead.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochgoilhead-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochgoilhead-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lochgoilhead<\/p>\n<p>Scottish Country dance classes will be starting up again for a new season.\u00a0 Now would be a good time to come to one and see what all the fuss is about.\u00a0 Why not give us a try &#8211; you never know it just might be the fun exercise class that you have been looking for.\u00a0 Music, movement, memory, camaraderie, laughter and a sense of achievement are all things you will experience.\u00a0 Come on &#8211; what have you got to lose, most first classes are free.\u00a0 Look under the &#8220;classes&#8221; tab for a class near you.<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>*&#8221;In my many years I have come to a conclusion, &#8230; that one useless man is a shame,\u00a0 two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government.&#8221;*<br \/>\n~John Adams<\/p>\n<p>*&#8221;If you don&#8217;t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.&#8221;*<br \/>\n~Mark Twain<\/p>\n<p>*&#8221;I\u00a0 contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.&#8221;*<br \/>\n~Winston Churchill<\/p>\n<p>*&#8221;A government which\u00a0 robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of\u00a0 Paul.&#8221;*<br \/>\n~George Bernard Shaw<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">******************************************************************************<br \/>\nThe next regular Ceilidh Dance is the Last FRIDAY of the September &#8211; September 27, 2019<br \/>\nI sure hope you can come and bring lots of friends.<\/p>\n<p>????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11666\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"456\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/10.jpg 456w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/10-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 456px) 100vw, 456px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11697\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochranza.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochranza.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Lochranza-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lochranza<\/p>\n<p>yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11667\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/11.jpg 458w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/11-259x300.jpg 259w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to the Celtic Treasure Chest there is now an online list of all the Celtic societies as well as a calendar of events:<\/p>\n<p>List <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php<\/a><br \/>\nCalendar <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Celtic Treasure Chest on Dunbar is open 7 days a week and stock includes haggis imported from Scotland and many of your favourite foods.<\/p>\n<p>Celtic Fashions on E-Bay &#8211; go to<a href=\"https:\/\/www.celticfashions.com\/\"> https:\/\/www.CelticFashions.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/p>\n<p>The Scottish Cultural Centre is a pretty unique and wonderful asset and space is available for rent to anyone or any group. The Centre does not run itself but is actually run by the\u00a0 Scottish Cultural Centre Society (SCCS) which is a charitable society.\u00a0 Donations, bequests are welcome and a tax deductible receipt will be issued for gifts of more than $25.<\/p>\n<p>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11698\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Luskentyre.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"645\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Luskentyre.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Luskentyre-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Luskentyre-768x508.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Luskentyre<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is Friday, September 27, 2019. That will be the first one of\u00a0 the season and the fifth of 2019. There is lots of time for you all to get yourselves and your friends organized to come along for another fun, filled evening. Come and dance, it is lots of fun and really easy. Everything is taught from scratch &#8211; you won&#8217;t be the only newbie! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>=======================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11699\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Machrie-Moor-stone-circle-Arran.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Machrie-Moor-stone-circle-Arran.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Machrie-Moor-stone-circle-Arran-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Machrie-Moor-stone-circle-Arran-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Machrie stone circle, Arran<\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Michelle has very kindly made up a Facebook event page for the Ceilidh but you need to &#8220;Search for Vancouver Ceilidh on Facebook and &#8220;Like&#8221; us to receive updates on upcoming Ceilidhs and other events&#8221;. Then, if you &#8220;Like&#8221; the Vancouver Ceilidh FB page (do as described above), you too will receive updates AND be able to share those updates and events on your personal Facebook page to your friends and ask that they &#8220;Like&#8221; and &#8220;Share&#8221;, etc. Ceilidh Dances are great ways to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries etc. Invite all your friends to come and join you at the Ceilidh. You are welcome to bring your own cake and we&#8217;ll even sing for you!!<\/p>\n<p>llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11700\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Mangersta-Sea-Stacks-on-the-Isle-of-Lewis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Mangersta-Sea-Stacks-on-the-Isle-of-Lewis.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Mangersta-Sea-Stacks-on-the-Isle-of-Lewis-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Mangersta-Sea-Stacks-on-the-Isle-of-Lewis-768x984.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Mangersta-Sea-Stacks-on-the-Isle-of-Lewis-800x1024.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mangersta-Sea-Stacks-on-the-Isle-of-Lewis<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11711\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"479\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3-1.jpg 479w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/3-1-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">back to school shopping<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{<\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Some fun and interesting sites: &#8211; note if you have a link to something you think others will enjoy send me the link. Sound on, full screen:<\/p>\n<p>Goose love story<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/u\/0?ui=2&amp;ik=2535b90186&amp;attid=0.1&amp;permmsgid=msg-f:1569320306224408068&amp;th=15c75880ff502604&amp;view=att&amp;disp=safe\">https:\/\/mail.google.com\/mail\/u\/0?ui=2&amp;ik=2535b90186&amp;attid=0.1&amp;permmsgid=msg-f:1569320306224408068&amp;th=15c75880ff502604&amp;view=att&amp;disp=safe<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>IN THIS TIME OF TECHNOLOGY THIS IS WORTH A LOOK !!! <\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>The Bridge at Q&#8217;eswachaka &#8211; An engineering marvel &#8211; all hand made&#8230;&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dql-D6JQ1Bc?rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;utm_source=email+marketing+Mailigen&amp;utm_campaign=daily-newsletter&amp;utm_medium=email\">Click here: The Bridge at Q\u00e2\u00ac&#8221;eswachaka \u2013 YouTube<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What happened to the theory that airstrips should be reasonably flat and surrounded by open space in case of problems?????<\/p>\n<p><strong>This mountain landing strip in New Guinea took 14 years to complete\u00a0<\/strong>.\u00a0 It will make such a dramatic difference in the lives of the local villagers for whom a landing strip represents access to medical supplies, building materials, clothing, food etc.\u00a0\u00a0A huge day in the lives of the natives who live there, and what a test of flying skills for the young pilot.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chonday.com\/Videos\/runwamaoun5\"><strong>http:\/\/www.chonday.com\/Videos\/runwamaoun5<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Airport Security<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-11689-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"358\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Boarding_pass.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Boarding_pass.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Boarding_pass.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>glass bridge<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 955px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-11689-2\" width=\"955\" height=\"537\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/LONG-BRIDGE.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/LONG-BRIDGE.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/LONG-BRIDGE.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>What the link says<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/hummingbirds.pps\">hummingbirds<\/a><\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t need to understand the language&#8230;.just watch!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>The Magic Bottle&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-11689-3\" width=\"640\" height=\"368\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Magic-bottle2.mp4?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Magic-bottle2.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/Magic-bottle2.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>COMING EVENTS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: Note &#8211; please check the Branch website www.rscdsvancouver.org for and last-minute\u00a0changes.<\/p>\n<table width=\"800\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>2019<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Sep\u00a0\u00a0 9<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><em>Vancouver Branch classes begin<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Sep 20<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><em>Alasdair Fraser &amp; Natalie Haas at St. James Hall, 3214 W 10<sup>th<\/sup> Ave., Vancouver 8 \u2013 10 pm &#8212; $35<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Sep 27<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Bring &amp; Buy sale for all things Scottish preceding the AGM.\u00a0 Info 604-922-6842 0r fmcaruth@gmail.com<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Sep\u00a0 27<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Vancouver Branch A.G.M. \u2013 7 pm at the Scottish Cultural Centre<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Sep 27<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $15 (students $10)<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Oct\u00a0\u00a0 5<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><em>SKERRYVORE<\/em><em>\u00a0Direct from Scotland 360 Tour<\/em><strong><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><em>North Vancouver\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022<\/em><em>\u00a0Centennial Theatre\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022<br \/>\n<\/em><em>Tickets ON SALE NOW\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022\u00a0<\/em><em>$37-$40 plus GST &amp; box office charges\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022<\/em><em>\u00a0<strong>Optional VIP ticket Whisky Tasting preshow hosted by the band~Space Limited \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em><em>Info\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.celtfest.ca\/\"><em>www.celtfest.ca<\/em><\/a><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Oct\u00a0 6<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><em>SKERRYVORE<\/em><em>\u00a0Direct from Scotland 360 Tour<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/em><em>Victoria\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022<\/em><em>\u00a0McPherson Playhouse\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><em>Tickets ON SALE NOW\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022\u00a0<\/em><em>$37-$40 plus GST &amp; box office charges\u00a0<\/em><em>\u2022<\/em><em>\u00a0<strong>Optional VIP ticket Whisky Tasting preshow hosted by the band~Space Limited \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em><em>Info\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.celtfest.ca\/\"><em>www.celtfest.ca<\/em><\/a><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\"><em>Oct 12<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\"><em>Introduction to Step Dancing with live music led by Janet Wright \u2013 class teacher Kay Sutherland 1 \u2013 3 pm Scottish Cultural Centre cost $15 \u2013 info; call 604-929-2745 or kay-sutherland@hotmail.com<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Oct 25<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $15 (students $10)<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><em>Oct 26<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><em>Gleneagles Fall Afternoon Tea Dance in Christ the Redeemer Church, 599 Keith Road (just east of Taylor Way). West Vancouver at 2 pm $15\u00a0 Raffle tickets $10 Simon \u2013 604-306-8031<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #99ccff;\"><em>Oct 27<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #99ccff;\"><em>White Rock workshop for intermediate and advanced dancers &#8211; \u00a0Sullivan Hall, 6306 152<sup>nd<\/sup> Street, Surrey 9:30 \u2013 1:30\u00a0 Teacher Maureen Lyon Cost $15 Info 604-944-6678<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>Nov\u00a0 9<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>Soft Shoe Step dance class \u2013 with live music led by Janet Wright.\u00a0 Teacher Kay Sutherland \u2013 a series of 3 classes at a cost of $45 (Nov 9, 16 &amp; 30)\u00a0 Scottish Cultural Centre 1-3 pm for info: 604-929-2745 or email kay_sutherland@hotmail.com<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><strong><span style=\"background-color: #ff00ff;\"><em>Nov 11<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\"><strong><span style=\"background-color: #ff00ff;\"><em>Lady Aberdeen Tea Dance hosted by Glenayre club \u2013 1:15 pm at the Scottish Cultural Centre, admission $10 (Children $5).\u00a0 A donation of a plate of food would be gratefully received. \u00a0Net revenue in aid of Honour House and Kidney Foundation.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>Nov 16<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>Soft Shoe Step dance class <\/em><em>with live music led by Janet Wright.\u00a0 Teacher Kay Sutherland \u2013 a series of 3 classes at a cost of $45 (Nov 9, 16 &amp; 30)\u00a0 Scottish Cultural Centre 1-3 pm for info: 604-929-2745 or email <a style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\" href=\"mailto:kay_sutherland@hotmail.com\">kay_sutherland@hotmail.com<\/a><\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Nov 26<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Fort Langley St. Andrew\u2019s Dance, 9167 Glover Road, Fort Langley at 7:30 pm with music by Mary Ross<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Nov 29<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $15 (students $10)<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>Nov 30<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"709\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>Soft Shoe Step dance class &#8211; with live music led by Janet Wright.\u00a0 Teacher Kay Sutherland \u2013 a series of 3 classes at a cost of $45 (Nov 9, 16 &amp; 30)\u00a0 Scottish Cultural Centre 1-3 pm for info: 604-929-2745 or email kay_sutherland@hotmail.com<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%<\/p>\n<p><strong>If you&#8217;ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting all the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!<u><\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.<\/p>\n<p>On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, &#8220;How much money do you make a week?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, &#8220;I make $400 a week. Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The CEO said, &#8220;Wait right here.&#8221; He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, &#8220;Here&#8217;s four weeks&#8217; pay. Now GET OUT and don&#8217;t come back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, &#8220;Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From across the room a voice said,&#8230;.&#8221;Pizza delivery guy from Domino&#8217;s.&#8221; <strong><u><br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong>#########################################################<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>The next Ceilidh Dance <strong>is Friday<\/strong>, September 27, 2019. Same time, same place,\u00a0same amount of fun and entertainment. Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. Please do your best to spread the word. Let me know if you would like a poster to put up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11701\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/summer-Millport-harbour.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/summer-Millport-harbour.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/summer-Millport-harbour-300x170.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/summer-Millport-harbour-768x434.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Millport harbour<\/p>\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<p>What a great gift this newsletter would make (and it is free!!) Please pass along the website to your friends and ask them to subscribe. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please keep opening the newsletter!! Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.<\/p>\n<p>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">Six Truths in Life <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\"><br \/>\n1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the\u00a0<\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">same time, a physical impossibility.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: black;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">2. All idiots, after reading it will try it.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">3. And discover it is a lie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.<\/p>\n<p>5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.<\/p>\n<p>6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">I sincerely apologize about this but I&#8217;m an idiot and I needed company.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">You now have 2 options&#8230;delete it, or send it along to put a smile on\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">someone&#8217;s face today<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: blue;\">&#8216;s<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter, please let me know &#8211; <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please do not complain to your server that this is junk mail. There is a link on the e-mail should you wish to unsubscribe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11702\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Old-man-of-Storr.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Old-man-of-Storr.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Old-man-of-Storr-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Old Man of Storr<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; it is lots of fun. Just ask anyone who came along to the Dancing in the Park. We had great audience participation so I hope you will all come along and join one of our great classes or at least come to one of the Ceilidh Dances.<\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br \/>\nThe English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.<\/p>\n<p>We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, Flock of chickens, School of fish and a Gaggle of geese, and A Pride of lions.<\/p>\n<p>However, less widely known is: A Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), An Exaltation of doves And, presumably because they look so wise: A Congress of owls.<\/p>\n<p>Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?<\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not &#8230; A Parliament YEP&#8230;.A PARLIAMENT OF BABOONS! Pretty much explains everything doesn&#8217;t it?<br \/>\n= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is Friday, September 27, 2019 (i.e. the last Friday of the month) with live music by Calanais. This is the first of the season. We would like another good attendance with everyone coming along for a really fun evening<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11703\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Old-Raasay-harbour.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Old-Raasay-harbour.jpg 660w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Old-Raasay-harbour-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"thumbnail thumbnail-image\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">Old Raasay harbur<\/span><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You still have time to<strong> spread the word<\/strong> about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too. <strong>Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms<\/a> and here is a link to the Facebook advert: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><br \/>\nThe format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through.<\/p>\n<p>They are all held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver. The price is only &#8211; $15 or $10 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain \u2013 everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. Don\u2019t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Fall-Sunrise-over-Carrbridge.jpg\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at &#8220;RSCDS-Vancouver&#8221; &#8211; check it out there are some good pictures etc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver\">www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver.<\/a> There is a link on both our website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and the Branch website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>=====================================================..<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the \u201cChicken Surprise\u201d<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>;<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>\u00a0the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cGood grief, did you see that?\u201d she asks her husband. He hadn\u2019t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cPlease, Sir,\u201d says the waiter, \u201cWhat you order?\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The husband replies, \u201cChicken Surprise\u201d.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>(You\u2019re going to love this, and you\u2019re going to hate yourself for loving it! &#8230;..)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>\u201cAh!\u00a0So solly,\u201d\u00a0says the waiter,<br \/>\n\u201cI bring you Peeking Duck.\u201d<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes are a place where you will be made very welcome.\u00a0 Try the link to &#8220;classes&#8221; or go to www.rscdsvancouver.org and check for a class near you or one that has a convenient time and try it out.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8795\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dance-blue.gif\" alt=\"Dance - blue\" width=\"262\" height=\"88\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Come to a class soon &#8211; You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class. There are classes all around and on different nights so GIVE IT A GO! Go to either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www,vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> for a list of class locations and times.<\/p>\n<p>For those who don\u2019t know SCD is a fabulous pastime (much better and lots more fun than golf!!) and is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing.<\/p>\n<p>It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to learn the basics then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there is also a Branch in Seattle).<\/p>\n<p>There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed on the website. Come along \u2013 check us out \u2013 <strong>the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that\u2019s for a 2 hour class! \u00a0<\/strong> You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!!\u00a0 Check the list of classes at either at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>. Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations.<\/p>\n<p>=============================================<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the Cariboo, Okanagan, Sunshine Coast, etc. etc. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details &#8211; <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\"><strong><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11704\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Oldshoremore-Beach-Sutherland.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Oldshoremore-Beach-Sutherland.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Oldshoremore-Beach-Sutherland-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oldshoremore Beach, Sutherland<\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"background: white;\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Verdana',sans-serif; color: black;\">WHERE CAN I SHOP NOW?<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><span style=\"font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'; color: green;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: black;\">When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, &#8220;Strip down, facing me.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this running amok security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.<\/p>\n<p>After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, I&#8217;ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.<\/p>\n<p>They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.\u00a0 Man I hate this \u2018getting older\u2019 stuff!<\/p>\n<p><strong>==========================================<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For upcoming events see www.vancouverceilidh.org and www.rscdsvancouver.org. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Other announcements etc:<br \/>\n<\/em> <strong>Seattle Branch<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>&#8211; info at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscds-seattle.org\/\">www.rscds-seattle.org<\/a><\/strong> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>SILENCE in an Irish Court<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, &#8220;You&#8217;re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, &#8220;You bastard!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">The judge says, &#8220;You&#8217;re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer..&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, &#8220;You rotten bastard!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom. &#8220;Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I&#8217;ll charge\u00a0 you with contempt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">Is that understood?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'times new roman', times, serif;\">Paddy stands up and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I&#8217;ve lived next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn&#8217;t have one.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p>The next <strong>regular<\/strong> monthly <strong>Ceilidh Dance<\/strong><strong> will be held Friday, September 27th, 2019\u00a0<\/strong>in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73<sup><span style=\"font-size: small;\">rd<\/span><\/sup> &amp; Hudson which is between Oak &amp; Granville), Vancouver,<\/p>\n<p>We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of 8 or more and we can give them a discount!!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>W<\/strong><strong>e Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!!<\/strong> It only costs $15 ($10 for students) &#8211; it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the YouTube link <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw<\/a> or the Face-book page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don&#8217;t forget to tell them about the website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and get them to &#8220;subscribe&#8221; to the newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don\u2019t need a partner; you don\u2019t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening of exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn!<\/p>\n<p>There is a FREE class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The schedule for the 2018\/19 season shapes up as follows:<br \/>\n<\/strong> All on Fridays of course and, except for January, it is the last Friday of the Month &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>2019<br \/>\nSeptember 27<br \/>\nOctober 25<br \/>\nNovember 29<br \/>\n2020<br \/>\nJanuary 10<br \/>\nFebruary 28<br \/>\nMarch 27<br \/>\nApril 24<\/p>\n<p>Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We hope to have lots of new Ceilidh dancers. Remember to bring your smiles and wear flat shoes.<br \/>\n<strong>Please<\/strong><strong> do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible.<\/strong> Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is.<\/p>\n<p>We would like to attract more young adults and students from Universities and all the colleges. Somehow we have to get word out to these students etc. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 &#8211; 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($15 or $10 for students.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11705\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Port-Seton-harbour.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Port-Seton-harbour.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Port-Seton-harbour-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"container\">\n<div class=\"row\">\n<div id=\"main_content\" class=\"main col-lg-17-24 col-lg-push-7-24 col-xl-18-24 col-xl-push-6-24\">\n<div class=\"content row\">\n<div class=\"col-12-12\">\n<article>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Port Seton harbour<\/p>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>You should check the website &#8211; <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; from time to time as you can find various pages listing &#8220;Ceilidhs and Events;&#8221; Classes:&#8221; Duncan&#8217;s List;&#8221; etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week&#8217;s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website.<\/p>\n<p>You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> &#8211; as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good-looking site.<\/p>\n<p>If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please check the website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> for updates, pictures and news.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dance<\/strong> \u2013 it is good for your health.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don&#8217;t forget to look at our web pages at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> <em>If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and ask them to subscribe. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11706\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Rum-from-Singing-Sands-beach-Eigg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Rum-from-Singing-Sands-beach-Eigg.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Rum-from-Singing-Sands-beach-Eigg-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Rum from Singing Sands beach, Eigg<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.<\/em><\/strong> <em>I<\/em>f you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman 12pt format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don&#8217;t know all the details.<\/p>\n<p>==============================================<\/p>\n<p>This newsletter reaches out to some<strong> 391\u00a0<\/strong>subscribers from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11707\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Saligo-Bay.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Saligo-Bay.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Summer-Saligo-Bay-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Saligo Bay<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy yourselves &#8211; come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; for it is good for your health and you never know you just might &#8230;..!<\/p>\n<p>See Coming Events on the website for info &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duncan MacKenzie <\/strong> <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lingay The Introductory Class for New Dancers held last Monday at the Scottish Cultural Centre was a great success.\u00a0 Thanks to the hard work by Janet and her committee 33 new dancers turned up along with &lt;45 dancers.\u00a0 We were greeted by the hall being set up for an early morning church service so we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-11689","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11689"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11728,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/11689\/revisions\/11728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}