{"id":13686,"date":"2021-10-15T19:09:58","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T23:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=13686"},"modified":"2021-10-15T20:10:50","modified_gmt":"2021-10-16T00:10:50","slug":"ceilidh-newsletter-2021-22-3","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=13686","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Newsletter &#8211; 2021\/22 #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-13686-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/4-14-Autumn-Gold-8x32J.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/4-14-Autumn-Gold-8x32J.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/4-14-Autumn-Gold-8x32J.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Autumn Gold\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Jig 8&#215;32\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Colin Dewar &amp; his SDB\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Take Your Partner #2<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">We are very happy to announce that the ceilidh dance will go ahead as scheduled on Friday, October 29, 2021.\u00a0 <\/span><\/strong><b>\u00a0This will still be subject to Provincial guidelines etc. so check your e-mails &amp; the website for any updates.\u00a0 \u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>All those planning to attend will have to have a BC authorized vaccination passport showing you have had two jabs and masks will be <\/b><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><b>mandatory<\/b><\/span><b> to enter the building and must be worn in the common areas such as corridors and washrooms.\u00a0 We will be taking your names &amp; contact info so you can be reached in the unlikely event that there is an outbreak.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>The dance, and future dances, will be <\/strong><strong>held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver but, there is a slight change of time.\u00a0 The class will be held in the large hall from 7;00 &#8211; 7:45 then we will all exit to give the band a chance for a sound check etc. and the dance will run from 8:00 &#8211; 10:30 with live music by Calanais.\u00a0 Alison will continue to be your teacher\/caller so you are guaranteed to have a great evening.\u00a0 No change to the admission &#8211; still $15 with students $10.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b>The 2021\/22 season dances are scheduled as follows:-<\/b><\/p>\n<p>October 29<br \/>\nNovember 26<br \/>\nJanuary 28<br \/>\nFebruary 25<br \/>\nMarch 25<br \/>\nApril 29<br \/>\nMark your calendars now!<\/p>\n<p><b>Let us all celebrate that we are getting back together for dancing and fun again.\u00a0 Any questions?\u00a0 please contact me.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13692\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"481\" height=\"564\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1.jpg 481w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1-256x300.jpg 256w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 481px) 100vw, 481px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13694\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/autumn-Mull.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/autumn-Mull.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/autumn-Mull-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"filename\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Autumn on Mull<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">I hope this finds you all well and safe.\u00a0 It has been a fairly good fall so far, weather-wise that is, at least here on the SW coast of BC.\u00a0 It is getting noticeably colder though.\u00a0 I have not set the furnace above 16 C yet but we have the space heater on in the evenings when we watch TV and I&#8217;ll put it on in the office this evening as I have a zoom meeting that will probably last longer than 2 hours..<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">The leaves have started to fall and all out huge cedars are turning our driveway, paths and lawn brown with their droppings.\u00a0 We have filled 3 large green bins already just with cedar then there is all the other garden clean up as well.\u00a0 There is still lots to come down!\u00a0 I guess the fuchsia baskets will have to be cut back and then the better ones stored in the garage.\u00a0 I try and keep at least 2 for next spring.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">We are having Thanksgiving a week late as most of the family were busy with other family responsibilities.\u00a0 Trouble with having it late is that there are no turkeys to be found.\u00a0 We tried 3 big grocery stores but even the turkey shop was sold out.\u00a0 Change of plan!<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Looking forward to seeing some of you on the 29th.\u00a0 Tell your friends (if they are vaccinated) it is a really fun evening and very reasonable.\u00a0 There is beer, cider. soft drinks\u00a0 and a few goodies to enjoy so long as you make a donation towards their cost.<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<div id=\"pl-6273\" class=\"panel-layout\">\n<div id=\"pg-6273-0\" class=\"panel-grid panel-no-style\">\n<div id=\"pgc-6273-0-0\" class=\"panel-grid-cell\">\n<div id=\"panel-6273-0-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"0\">\n<div class=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\">\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Scottish Country Dance classes have started up again in various places across the Lower Mainland and beyond.<br \/>\nCheck www.rscdsvancouver.org for updates.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>=============================================================<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13725\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"624\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1-1.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/1-1-300x261.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13726\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"624\" height=\"697\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2-269x300.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>Subject: Fw: Amazing -a very special talent!\u00a0 Don\u2019t shut it down early as halfway in, he harmonizes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch_popup?v=k6dTeQwf488\">Click here: YouTube &#8211; ??Musical leaf-Whispering Hope<\/a><\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<p>STU DENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM<\/p>\n<p>I would have given him 100%<\/p>\n<p>Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? \u00a0 * his last battle<\/p>\n<p>Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? \u00a0 * at the bottom of the\u00a0 page<\/p>\n<p>Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? \u00a0 * liquid<\/p>\n<p>Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? \u00a0 * marriage<\/p>\n<p>Q5. What is the main reason for failure? \u00a0 * exams<\/p>\n<p>Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? \u00a0 * Lunch &amp; dinner<\/p>\n<p>Q7. What looks like half an apple? \u00a0 * The other half<\/p>\n<p>Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? \u00a0 * It will simply become wet<\/p>\n<p>Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? \u00a0 * No problem, he sleeps at night.<\/p>\n<p>Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? \u00a0 * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..<\/p>\n<p>Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? \u00a0 * Very large hands<\/p>\n<p>Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a\u00a0 wall, how long would it take four men to build it? \u00a0 * No time at all, the wall is already\u00a0 built.<\/p>\n<p>Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? \u00a0 * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.<\/p>\n<p>[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13695\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-An-Teallach-Loch-Droma.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-An-Teallach-Loch-Droma.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-An-Teallach-Loch-Droma-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-An-Teallach-Loch-Droma-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">An-Teallach-Loch-Droma<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I have included this before but if so it is worth viewing again.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Golden Buzzer: World Taekwondo Demonstration Team Shocks the Judges - America&#039;s Got Talent 2021\" width=\"955\" height=\"537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j_V6PTcCQCc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>EXERCISE\u00a0 FOR PEOPLE\u00a0 OVER 50<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.<\/p>\n<p>With a 5-lb\u00a0potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.<\/p>\n<p>Each day you&#8217;ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.<\/p>\n<p>Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.\u00a0\u00a0<strong><u>(I&#8217;m at this<\/u><\/strong><u> <strong>level.)<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0<\/u><\/p>\n<p>After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13696\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Birks-of-Aberfeldy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Birks-of-Aberfeldy.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Birks-of-Aberfeldy-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Birks of Aberfeldy<\/p>\n<p>Airline logic<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13729\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/3.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/3-247x300.jpg 247w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p>I thought this was worth passing along.\u00a0\u00a0 It lasts approx. 8 minute.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/youtu.be\/RWwZjkJ4FNo<\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13698\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Loch-Doone.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Loch-Doone.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Loch-Doone-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch Doone<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">=========================================<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Dad, are we pyromaniacs?\u00a0 Yes, we arson.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.<\/li>\n<li>Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.<\/li>\n<li>Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?\u00a0 Swarm.<\/li>\n<li>If you\u2019re bad at haggling, you\u2019ll end up paying the price.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong>***************************************************<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Cute:-<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"T7p3KXFUSw\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/biggeekdad.com\/2009\/10\/passport\/\">Goodbye To The Normals<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;Goodbye To The Normals&#8221; &#8212; Big Geek Daddy - Funny, Cool, and Interesting Videos\" src=\"https:\/\/biggeekdad.com\/2009\/10\/passport\/embed\/#?secret=LLLWnFQD8d#?secret=T7p3KXFUSw\" data-secret=\"T7p3KXFUSw\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13699\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Loch-Ossian.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Loch-Ossian.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Loch-Ossian-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Loch-Ossian-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch Ossian<\/p>\n<ol start=\"6\">\n<li>Just so everyone\u2019s clear,\u00a0 I\u2019m going to put my glasses on.<\/li>\n<li>A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.<\/li>\n<li>I lost my job as a stage designer.\u00a0 I left without making a scene.<\/li>\n<li>Never buy flowers from a monk.\u00a0 Only you can prevent florist friars.<\/li>\n<li>How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?\u00a0 A buccaneer.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Just a little warm up !!<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-13686-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/ON-DIRAIT-QUILS-FLOTTENT.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/ON-DIRAIT-QUILS-FLOTTENT.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/ON-DIRAIT-QUILS-FLOTTENT.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>2=================================================<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13731\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"599\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/4.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/4-240x300.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>==============================================<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13701\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Schiehallion.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Schiehallion.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Schiehallion-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Schiehallion-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Schiehallion<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-13686-2\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Lunch1.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Lunch1.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Lunch1.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13732\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"860\" height=\"468\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/5.jpg 860w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/5-300x163.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/5-768x418.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 860px) 100vw, 860px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13702\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Suilven-from-Achmelvich.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Suilven-from-Achmelvich.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Suilven-from-Achmelvich-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Suilven from Achmelvich<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13703\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Trossachs.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Trossachs.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Autumn-Trossachs-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">the Trossachs<\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<p>It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I\u2019ve turned myself around and that\u2019s what it\u2019s all about.<\/p>\n<p>Paddy caught his wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his wife and says &#8220;Don&#8217;t laugh, you\u2019re next!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks &#8220;I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe doctor replies &#8220;Yes, but you will have to be a little patient&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.<br \/>\nYorkshireman: &#8220;Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.&#8221;<br \/>\nVet: &#8220;Is it a tom?&#8221;<br \/>\nYorkshireman: &#8220;Nay, I&#8217;ve browt it with us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13735\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FB_IMG_1558702039201.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"773\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FB_IMG_1558702039201.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FB_IMG_1558702039201-300x232.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/FB_IMG_1558702039201-768x594.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/>=============================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13705\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-achiltibuie.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-achiltibuie.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-achiltibuie-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Achiltibuie<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-13686-2\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/07-Autumn-In-Appin-4-x-32-S.mp3?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/07-Autumn-In-Appin-4-x-32-S.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/07-Autumn-In-Appin-4-x-32-S.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Autumn in Appin\u00a0 &#8211; Luke Brady\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Tale Your Partners 2<\/p>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers. Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are &#8220;small amounts&#8221; of horse meat in their burgers. Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK. Within hours of the news that Tesco&#8217;s &#8216;all beef hamburgers&#8217; contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the Internet.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m so hungry, I could eat a horse&#8230;.. I\u00a0 guess Tesco just listened!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nAnyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nNot entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nHad some burgers from Tesco for supper last night &#8230;I still have a bit between my teeth.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nA woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is listed as stable.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nTesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer &#8230; &#8220;AND THEY&#8217;RE OFF!&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nTesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nI said to the missus, &#8220;These Tesco burgers give me the trots&#8230;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n&#8220;To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian&#8221;&#8230;..<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nA cow walks into a bar. Barman says, &#8220;Why the long face?\u201d Cow says &#8220;Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nI hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d&#8217;oeuvres.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nThese Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit&#8230;Talk about flogging a dead horse.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nLast night the wife made meatloaf, so I had dinner with two nags.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nSince they&#8217;re selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a &#8220;Trojan Horse?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>==============================================================<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13714\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Bridge-of-Connet-looking-over-Loch-Etive.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Bridge-of-Connet-looking-over-Loch-Etive.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Bridge-of-Connet-looking-over-Loch-Etive-300x102.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Bridge-of-Connet-looking-over-Loch-Etive-768x262.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bridge of Connet looking over Loch Etive<\/p>\n<p>====================================================<\/p>\n<p>How good is your memory!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/RarePhotos.pdf\">RarePhotos<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13707\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Ardrossan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Ardrossan.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Ardrossan-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">From Ardrossan to Arran<\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<div>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-13686-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/09-Australian-Ladies-8-x-32-R.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/09-Australian-Ladies-8-x-32-R.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/09-Australian-Ladies-8-x-32-R.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Australian Ladies\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Bobby Frew &#8211;\u00a0 Edinburgh Castle Reel<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13706\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-An-Teallach-Wester-Ross.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-An-Teallach-Wester-Ross.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-An-Teallach-Wester-Ross-300x230.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-An-Teallach-Wester-Ross-768x589.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">An Teallach-Wester Ross<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>========================================================================<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"width: 860px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-13686-3\" width=\"860\" height=\"720\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/VID-20171022-WA0154111.mp4?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/VID-20171022-WA0154111.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/VID-20171022-WA0154111.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">=======================================================<\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13709\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Aurora-Borealis-at-Cromarty-Bridge.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Aurora-Borealis-at-Cromarty-Bridge.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Aurora-Borealis-at-Cromarty-Bridge-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Aurora Borealis at Cromarty Bridge<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13710\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-autumn-in-Springburn-Glasgow.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-autumn-in-Springburn-Glasgow.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-autumn-in-Springburn-Glasgow-189x300.jpg 189w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-autumn-in-Springburn-Glasgow-645x1024.jpg 645w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-autumn-in-Springburn-Glasgow-768x1220.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-autumn-in-Springburn-Glasgow-967x1536.jpg 967w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">autumn in Springburn Glasgow<\/p>\n<p>yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy<\/p>\n<p>This puppy is NOT for sale!<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-13686-4\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/VID-20171205-WA0003.mp4?_=4\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/VID-20171205-WA0003.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/VID-20171205-WA0003.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13712\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Ballachulish.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Ballachulish.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Ballachulish-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Fall-Ballachulish-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ballachulish<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\">Have you had both Jabs?\u00a0 If not why?\u00a0 What are you waiting for?\u00a0 You will not be admitted to Ceilidh Dances unless you have had 2 jabs of the approved vaccines &#8211; NEXT CEILIDH DANCE IS ON OCTOBER 29, 2021 which is 2 weeks from now.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duncan MacKenzie<br \/>\n<\/strong><a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\u00a0<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Autumn Gold\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Jig 8&#215;32\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Colin Dewar &amp; his SDB\u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 Take Your Partner #2 We are very happy to announce that the ceilidh dance will go ahead as scheduled on Friday, October 29, 2021.\u00a0 \u00a0This will still be subject to Provincial guidelines etc. so check your e-mails &amp; the website for any 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