{"id":13855,"date":"2021-12-08T19:31:08","date_gmt":"2021-12-08T23:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=13855"},"modified":"2021-12-08T19:31:08","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T23:31:08","slug":"ceilidh-dance-newsletter-2021-22-6","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=13855","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Dance Newsletter &#8211; 2021\/22 #6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13856\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/A-beautiful-day-out-at-Ballachulish.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/A-beautiful-day-out-at-Ballachulish.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/A-beautiful-day-out-at-Ballachulish-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/A-beautiful-day-out-at-Ballachulish-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A beautiful day out at Ballachulish<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><b>The Ceilidh Dance on November 26 was a great success with 35 keen young (mostly) folk enjoying an evening of fun.\u00a0 The band were in fine form despite the layoff and Alison taught some really enjoyable dances.\u00a0 There were no problems with Covid and we checked that everyone had been fully vaccinated,\u00a0 There were a number of students from UBC and we hope they will come again &#8211; we tried to bribe them with extra cookies!<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><b>So now it is a wait again not because of Covid but because everyone has so much on at this time of year.\u00a0 The next dance (all being well Covid restriction wise) is not until January 28, 2022 &#8211; put it on your calendar now!\u00a0 It will be great way to work off all the goodies you have indulged in over the festive season. It will be at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver with the class at 7 pm followed by the dance at 8 pm.\u00a0\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>All those attending will have to have a BC authorized vaccination passport showing you have had two jabs plus proof of identity and masks will be <\/b><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><b>mandatory<\/b><\/span><b> to enter the building and must be worn in the common areas such as corridors and washrooms.\u00a0 We will be taking your names &amp; contact info so you can be reached in the unlikely event that there is an outbreak.\u00a0 You will be required to put on your mask when not dancing and wherever possible keep 6 meters apart.\u00a0\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>The dance, and future dances, will be <\/strong><strong>held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver but, there is a slight change of time.\u00a0 The class will be held in the large hall from 7;00 &#8211; 7:45 then we will all exit to give the band a chance for a sound check etc. and the dance will run from 8:00 &#8211; 10:30 with live music by Calanais.\u00a0 Alison will continue to be your teacher\/caller so you are guaranteed to have a great evening.\u00a0 No change to the admission &#8211; still $15 with students $10.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b>The 2021\/22 season dances are scheduled as follows:-<\/b><\/p>\n<p>January 28, 2022<br \/>\nFebruary 25<br \/>\nMarch 25<br \/>\nApril 29<br \/>\nMark your calendars now!<\/p>\n<p><b>Let us all celebrate that we are getting back together for dancing and fun again.\u00a0 Any questions?\u00a0 please contact me &#8211; ceilidhmackenzie@gmail.com<\/b><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13857\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Autumn-at-The-Hermitage-near-Dunkeld..jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Autumn-at-The-Hermitage-near-Dunkeld..jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Autumn-at-The-Hermitage-near-Dunkeld.-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Autumn-at-The-Hermitage-near-Dunkeld.-800x1024.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Autumn-at-The-Hermitage-near-Dunkeld.-768x984.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"filename\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The Hermitage near Dunkeld<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; background-color: #ccffff;\">We have lost one of out major volunteers due to work and family commitments.\u00a0 Bonnie has been a volunteer taking money at the door, balancing the cash, paying any bills and the band, filling in when we needed an extra dancer, babysitting, filling water jugs, clearing up, getting the liquor licence, etc., etc.\u00a0 We are going to miss Bonnie, not only for all the work she did but most of all for her always cheery, welcoming smile.\u00a0 We hope that she will be able to drop by and visit at one of the Ceilidh Dances.\u00a0 <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Is there anyone who would like to volunteer for one or all of these duties?\u00a0 If so please send me an email &#8211; ceilidhmackenzie@gmail.com<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<div id=\"pl-6273\" class=\"panel-layout\">\n<div id=\"pg-6273-0\" class=\"panel-grid panel-no-style\">\n<div id=\"pgc-6273-0-0\" class=\"panel-grid-cell\">\n<div id=\"panel-6273-0-0-0\" class=\"so-panel widget widget_sow-editor panel-first-child panel-last-child\" data-index=\"0\">\n<div class=\"so-widget-sow-editor so-widget-sow-editor-base\">\n<div class=\"siteorigin-widget-tinymce textwidget\">\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Scottish Country Dance classes have started up again in various places across the Lower Mainland and beyond.<br \/>\nCheck www.rscdsvancouver.org for updates.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>=============================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13858\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Its-looking-across-the-Clyde-on-a-particularly-clear-autumn-afternoon-to-Dumbarton..jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Its-looking-across-the-Clyde-on-a-particularly-clear-autumn-afternoon-to-Dumbarton..jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Its-looking-across-the-Clyde-on-a-particularly-clear-autumn-afternoon-to-Dumbarton.-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Its-looking-across-the-Clyde-on-a-particularly-clear-autumn-afternoon-to-Dumbarton.-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">looking-across-the-Clyde-on-a-particularly-clear-autumn-afternoon-to-Dumbarton<\/p>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-13855-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/01-Christmas-Reels-R5x32.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/01-Christmas-Reels-R5x32.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/01-Christmas-Reels-R5x32.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Christmas Reels (R5x32) \u00a0\u00a0 Jim Lindsay And His Scottish Dance Band<br \/>\nScottish Christmas Dance Party<\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<p>Short British Joke<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 480px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-13855-1\" width=\"480\" height=\"864\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Shortest-Joke-Ever.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Shortest-Joke-Ever.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Shortest-Joke-Ever.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13859\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Loch-Ard.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Loch-Ard.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Loch-Ard-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Loch-Ard-800x1024.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Loch-Ard-768x984.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch Ard<\/p>\n<p>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p>Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, &#8220;I&#8217;d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You&#8217;ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can&#8217;t go back as priests. So, what else would you like to be?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first priest said, &#8220;I&#8217;ve always wanted to an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains.&#8221; &#8220;So be it,&#8221; said St. Peter, and off flies the priest.<\/p>\n<p>The second priest mulls this over for a minute and asks, &#8220;Will any of this week &#8216;count?'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; said St. Peter. &#8220;there&#8217;s no way we can keep track of what you&#8217;re doing.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In that case, says the second priest, &#8220;I&#8217;ve always wanted to be a stud.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So be it,&#8221; said St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Will you have any trouble locating them?&#8221; he asks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The first one should be easy \u2014 he&#8217;s somewhere over the Rockies, but the second one could prove to be more difficult,&#8221; St. Peter replies.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221; asks the Lord.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s on a snow tire, somewhere in Newfoundland&#8221;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13860\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/nchcolm-Island-in-the-Firth-of-Forth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/nchcolm-Island-in-the-Firth-of-Forth.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/nchcolm-Island-in-the-Firth-of-Forth-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/nchcolm-Island-in-the-Firth-of-Forth-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Inchcolm Island in the Firth of Forth<\/p>\n<p>=====================================================<\/p>\n<p>Piano Guys<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Best Christmas Song I&#039;ve Ever Heard. It Will Give You Chills.\" width=\"955\" height=\"537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/v5mdybeyLVc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13861\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/sunrise-from-North-Kessock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/sunrise-from-North-Kessock.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/sunrise-from-North-Kessock-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/sunrise-from-North-Kessock-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sunrise from North Kessock<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">=========================================<\/span><\/p>\n<p>A calming video in this difficult time<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 400px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-13855-2\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/VID-20180629-WA00121.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/VID-20180629-WA00121.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/VID-20180629-WA00121.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p><strong>***************************************************<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13862\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Aurora-Borealis-taken-in-Mallaig-Copy-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"651\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Aurora-Borealis-taken-in-Mallaig-Copy-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Aurora-Borealis-taken-in-Mallaig-Copy-Copy-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Aurora-Borealis-taken-in-Mallaig-Copy-Copy-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">the Aurora Borealis taken in Mallaig<\/p>\n<p>=================================================<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13883\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"717\" height=\"1096\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/1.jpg 717w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/1-196x300.jpg 196w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/1-670x1024.jpg 670w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><br \/>\n==============================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13863\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Birks-of-Aberfeldy-in-Perthshire-was-full-of-autumn-colour-Copy-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Birks-of-Aberfeldy-in-Perthshire-was-full-of-autumn-colour-Copy-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Birks-of-Aberfeldy-in-Perthshire-was-full-of-autumn-colour-Copy-Copy-244x300.jpg 244w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Birks-of-Aberfeldy-in-Perthshire-was-full-of-autumn-colour-Copy-Copy-833x1024.jpg 833w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Birks-of-Aberfeldy-in-Perthshire-was-full-of-autumn-colour-Copy-Copy-768x944.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Birks of Aberfeldy in Perthshire was full of autumn colour<\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<p>If you are a senior you will understand this one; if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet&#8230;God willing, someday you will be&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the &#8216;seniors&#8217; special&#8217; was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Sounds good,&#8217; my wife said. &#8216;But I don&#8217;t want the eggs.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Then, I&#8217;ll have to charge you $3.49 because you&#8217;re ordering a la carte,&#8217; the waitress warned her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You mean I&#8217;d have to pay for not taking the eggs?&#8217; my wife asked incredulously.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;YES!&#8217; stated the waitress..<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I&#8217;ll take the special then,&#8217; my wife said..<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;How do you want your eggs?&#8217; the waitress asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Raw and in the shell,&#8217; my wife replied.<\/p>\n<p>She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13864\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Pap-of-Glencoe-shimmering-in-the-late-autumnal-sunshine-Copy-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Pap-of-Glencoe-shimmering-in-the-late-autumnal-sunshine-Copy-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Pap-of-Glencoe-shimmering-in-the-late-autumnal-sunshine-Copy-Copy-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Pap-of-Glencoe-shimmering-in-the-late-autumnal-sunshine-Copy-Copy-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Pap of Glencoe shimmering in the late autumnal sunshine<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-13855-2\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/02-St.-Bernard-Waltz.mp3?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/02-St.-Bernard-Waltz.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/02-St.-Bernard-Waltz.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>St. Bernard Waltz\u00a0\u00a0 Jim Lindsay And His Scottish Dance Band<br \/>\nScottish Christmas Dance Party<\/p>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<p>Hi everyone. This is the best video I have seen so far from the flooding and road damage in the valley up to Hope, passed on by a friend. Camp Hope one of our go to RV spots, you will see is again doing their best to accommodate people in need as they did for the evacuees from the Lytton fire this summer. What a fine group of Canadians we have at Camp Hope..<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/lE9lsThbaQk\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/lE9lsThbaQk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>==============================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13865\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Quiraing-on-the-Isle-of-Skye-Copy-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Quiraing-on-the-Isle-of-Skye-Copy-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Quiraing-on-the-Isle-of-Skye-Copy-Copy-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/the-Quiraing-on-the-Isle-of-Skye-Copy-Copy-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<div class=\"details\">\n<div class=\"filename\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">the Quiraing on the Isle of Skye<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>====================================================<\/p>\n<p>It snowed last night \u2026 \u00a0\u00a0We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and<\/p>\n<p>8:00 am: I made a snowman.<\/p>\n<p>8:10\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn&#8217;t make a snow woman.<\/p>\n<p>8:15 &#8211; So, I made a snow woman.<\/p>\n<p>8:17 &#8211; My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman&#8217;s voluptuous\u00a0chest saying it objectified women everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>8:20 &#8211; The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could\u00a0have been two snowmen instead.<\/p>\n<p>8:22 &#8211; The transgender man\u2026woman&#8230; person asked why I didn&#8217;t just make one\u00a0snow person with detachable parts.<\/p>\n<p>8:25 &#8211; The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,\u00a0as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.<\/p>\n<p>8:28 &#8211; I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.<\/p>\n<p>8:30 &#8211; I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color\u00a0and be more racially inclusive.<\/p>\n<p>8:37 &#8211; Then accused of using a black face on the\u00a0snowperson.<\/p>\n<p>8:39 &#8211; The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be\u00a0completely covered.<\/p>\n<p>8:40 &#8211; The police arrived saying someone had been offended.<\/p>\n<p>8:42 &#8211; The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the\u00a0snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic\u00a0role.<\/p>\n<p>8:43 &#8211; The &#8216;council on equality&#8217; officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.<\/p>\n<p>8:45 &#8211; TV news crew showed up. I was asked if I know the difference\u00a0between snowmen and snow-women? I replied &#8220;Snowballs&#8221; and am now a\u00a0sexist.<\/p>\n<p>9:00 &#8211; I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and\u00a0sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.<\/p>\n<p>9:10 &#8211; I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by\u00a0social services.<\/p>\n<p>9:29 &#8211; Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street\u00a0demanding that I be arrested.<\/p>\n<p>9:45 &#8211; The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with\u00a0work that had been all over social media.<\/p>\n<p>10:00 &#8211; I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a\u00a0snowman&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Moral: There isn&#8217;t a moral to this story. It is what this world has become\u00a0because of a bunch of snowflakes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13868\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Ben-Lomond-from-Luss-pier..jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Ben-Lomond-from-Luss-pier..jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Ben-Lomond-from-Luss-pier.-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Ben-Lomond-from-Luss-pier.-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ben Lomond<\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<div>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-13855-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/03-Christmas-Jigs-J4x32.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/03-Christmas-Jigs-J4x32.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/03-Christmas-Jigs-J4x32.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Christmas Jigs \u00a0\u00a0 Jim Lindsay And His Scottish Dance Band<br \/>\nScottish Christmas Dance Party<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13866\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beinn-na-Caillich-on-a-cold-day-on-the-Isle-of-Skye.-Copy-Copy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beinn-na-Caillich-on-a-cold-day-on-the-Isle-of-Skye.-Copy-Copy.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beinn-na-Caillich-on-a-cold-day-on-the-Isle-of-Skye.-Copy-Copy-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Beinn-na-Caillich-on-a-cold-day-on-the-Isle-of-Skye.-Copy-Copy-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Beinn na Caillich on a cold day on the Isle of Skye.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>========================================================================<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Touching story we could all learn from.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Bella and the Elephant, best friends\" width=\"955\" height=\"537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YwuTDSosvgU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">An incredible National Geographic video<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 400px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-13855-3\" width=\"400\" height=\"224\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/VID-20210907-WA0041.mp4?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/VID-20210907-WA0041.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/VID-20210907-WA0041.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13869\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Lochan-Deo-in-Rothiemurchus-forest-near-Aviemore..jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Lochan-Deo-in-Rothiemurchus-forest-near-Aviemore..jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Lochan-Deo-in-Rothiemurchus-forest-near-Aviemore.-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Lochan-Deo-in-Rothiemurchus-forest-near-Aviemore.-769x1024.jpg 769w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Lochan-Deo-in-Rothiemurchus-forest-near-Aviemore.-768x1023.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lochan Deo in Rothiemurchus forest near Aviemore<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\">Have you had both Jabs?\u00a0 If not why?\u00a0 What are you waiting for?\u00a0 You will not be admitted to Ceilidh Dances unless you have had 2 jabs of the approved vaccines &#8211; <strong>NEXT CEILIDH DANCE IS ON January 28, 2022<\/strong> which is JUST NEXT YEAR!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duncan MacKenzie<br \/>\n<\/strong><a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\u00a0<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A beautiful day out at Ballachulish The Ceilidh Dance on November 26 was a great success with 35 keen young (mostly) folk enjoying an evening of fun.\u00a0 The band were in fine form despite the layoff and Alison taught some really enjoyable dances.\u00a0 There were no problems with Covid and we checked that everyone had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-13855","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13855"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13889,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13855\/revisions\/13889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}