{"id":14203,"date":"2022-04-21T17:32:11","date_gmt":"2022-04-21T21:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=14203"},"modified":"2022-04-21T19:00:19","modified_gmt":"2022-04-21T23:00:19","slug":"ceilidh-dance-newsletter-2021-22-12","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=14203","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Dance newsletter &#8211; 2021\/22 #12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 16pt;\">The next Ceilidh dance is on Friday April 29, 2022.\u00a0 Do try to come along and bring lots of friends.\u00a0 We really need a big attendance in order to try and recoup some of the losses we ran up during the Covid pandemic.\u00a0 Word of mouth is still or best form of advertising so would you all talk it up please.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14203-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/01-Da-Rain-Dancing-8-x-32-Reel.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/01-Da-Rain-Dancing-8-x-32-Reel.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/01-Da-Rain-Dancing-8-x-32-Reel.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Da Rain Dancing\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Keith Smith &amp; Muriel Johnstone\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Delaware Valley<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14209\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ullapool-harbour.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ullapool-harbour.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ullapool-harbour-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ullapool-harbour-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ullapool harbour<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><b>We are looking forward to a fantastic crowd on April 29 when we will hold the next Ceilidh Dance. \u00a0 Please come and support this Ceilidh dance and join in a safe evening of fun and good healthy exercise. <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><b>RSCDS dance classes are starting up again but check the website for the various dates for the different clubs &#8211; www.rscdsvancouver.org.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>The 2021\/22 season for Ceilidh Dances are scheduled (all on Friday evenings) as follows:-<\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>April 29, 2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>We have also booked the hall for the next season:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>2022<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>September 30<br \/>\nOctober 23<br \/>\nNovember 25<br \/>\n2023<br \/>\nJanuary 27<br \/>\nFebruary 24<br \/>\nMarch 31<br \/>\nApril 28<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mark your calendars now!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The dances will be will be <\/strong><strong>held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver but, there is a slight change of time.\u00a0 The class will be held in the large hall from 7:00 &#8211; 7:45 then we will all exit to give the band a chance for a sound check etc. and the dance class will run from 8:00 &#8211; 10:30 with live music by Calanais.\u00a0 Alison will continue to be your teacher\/caller so you are guaranteed to have a great evening.\u00a0 No change to the admission &#8211; still $15 with students $10.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><b>Let us all hope that the dances will not be <\/b><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><b>interrupted<\/b><\/span><b> by anything and we will have lots of dancing and fun again.\u00a0 Any questions?\u00a0 please contact me &#8211; duncanmackenzie@telus.net<\/b><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14210\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-View-from-Lyle-Hill-Greenock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"749\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-View-from-Lyle-Hill-Greenock.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-View-from-Lyle-Hill-Greenock-300x230.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-View-from-Lyle-Hill-Greenock-768x589.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">View from Lyle Hill Greenock.<\/p>\n<p>Cats<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 955px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-14203-1\" width=\"955\" height=\"537\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/ChatsDeGarde.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/ChatsDeGarde.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/ChatsDeGarde.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy this remarkable artwork in the making:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 352px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-14203-2\" width=\"352\" height=\"352\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/VID-20210927-WA0000.mp4?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/VID-20210927-WA0000.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/VID-20210927-WA0000.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>===================================================<\/p>\n<p>It is still too cold to get plants for the garden.\u00a0 Margaret tells me it needs to be a minimum of 10C at night but I still bought a few last week.\u00a0 My son tells me I will need to bring them inside at night or I might lose them but so far soo good.<\/p>\n<p>I had, for me anyway, major dental surgery last Thursday and it is still bleeding but of course this is a holiday weekend so I cannot contact the surgeon until tomorrow.\u00a0 Unfortunately I have managed to bleed on the bedding.\u00a0 I am trying to bite on tea bags which is supposed to aid in clotting but I am taking blood thinner so that adds to the problem.\u00a0 No doubt it will all work out and all will be well but for now I am living on yoghurt, ice cream and cool this soup.\u00a0 I missed out on Easter food.<\/p>\n<p>Update:\u00a0 I went in to the see the dental surgeon on Tuesday.\u00a0 He had Covid so was not there!\u00a0 His assistant and receptionist, with help for the surgeon on the phone, did their very best to stop the bleeding to no avail.\u00a0 After about an hour of working on my mouth I was feeling rather groggy and my heart beat got very low so they called an ambulance.\u00a0 I got a 2 block ride, including a U turn on Broadway, to VGH where I received excellent, though painful, care from a dentist and a dental specialist.\u00a0 It took another hour or more for them to stop the bleeding.\u00a0 Fortunately I had driven to my son&#8217;s house and he had taken me to the dentist.\u00a0 He got to spend the whole day with me as he drove me home and returned to Vancouver by bus &#8211; it was his birthday!!<\/p>\n<p>I am fine now &#8211; no more bleeding though my mouth is still very tender and I have to live on liquids and soft food for a few more days.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14212\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-view-of-Isle-of-Arran-from-the-Isle-of-Bute-768x590.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"filename\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Arran from Bute.<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"uploaded\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>==================================================================================<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>In order to keep the Ceilidh Dances running it takes a number of volunteers to do various jobs such as: &#8211; <\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>getting the liquor licence<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>re-stocking the supply of drinks and refreshments and getting them to the hall<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>Filling the water jugs before and during the dance<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>Collecting the entrance fees, keeping track of the number of dancers, reconciling the funds collected, adding the donations, paying the expenses<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>Calculating the cost of the drinks used\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\">Etc.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\">Etc.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #ff0000; background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>These duties are not necessarily for one person.\u00a0 Is there anyone who would like to volunteer to help at the Ceilidh dances?\u00a0 \u00a0If so please send me an email &#8211; duncanmackenzie@telus.net<\/strong><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>========================================================================<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Playing Cards<\/p>\n<p>The Chinese invented playing cards in BC 1000. Some interesting facts<br \/>\nand observations about playing cards:<\/p>\n<p>Did you know that the traditional deck of playing cards is a<br \/>\nstrikingly coherent form of a calendar?<\/p>\n<p>There are 52 weeks in the year and there are 52 playing cards in a deck.<\/p>\n<p>There are 13 weeks in each season and there are 13 cards in each suit.<\/p>\n<p>There are 4 seasons in a year and 4 suits in the deck.<\/p>\n<p>There are 12 months in a year so there are 12 court cards (Those with<br \/>\nfaces namely Jack, Queen, King in each suit.)<\/p>\n<p>The red cards represent the day, while the black cards represent the night.<\/p>\n<p>If you let Jacks = 11, Queens = 12, and Kings = 13, then add up all<br \/>\nthe sums of 1 + 2 + 3 + &#8230; to 13 = 91. Multiply this by 4, for the 4<br \/>\nsuits, therefore 91 x 4 = 364, add 1 that is the Joker and you will<br \/>\narrive at the number 365 being the days in a year.\u00a0 Add one more for a leap year.<\/p>\n<p>Is that a mere coincidence or a greater intelligence?<\/p>\n<p>Of interest is the sum of the letters in the names of the cards, e.g.,<br \/>\nadd up the letters in &#8220;one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,<br \/>\nnine, ten, Jack, Queen, King&#8221; and they come to 52!<\/p>\n<p>The Spades indicate plowing or working.<\/p>\n<p>The Hearts indicate love thy crops.<\/p>\n<p>The Clubs indicate flourishing and growth.<\/p>\n<p>The Diamonds indicate reaping the wealth.<\/p>\n<p>There is a deeper philosophy than just merely playing cards.<\/p>\n<p>The mathematical perfection is mind-blowing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<p>That is what there extra screws were for &#8212;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/VID-20200126-WA0000.mov\">VID-20200126-WA0000<\/a><\/p>\n<p>========================================================<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Cute bus ads:-<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-14203-3\" width=\"640\" height=\"368\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Belgian-Bus-Companys-TV-ads.mp4?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Belgian-Bus-Companys-TV-ads.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Belgian-Bus-Companys-TV-ads.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/span><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14244\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/1-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/1-1-300x246.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/2-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"206\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>=============================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14213\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Yacht-racing-off-Helensburgh.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1077\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Yacht-racing-off-Helensburgh.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Yacht-racing-off-Helensburgh-272x300.jpg 272w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Yacht-racing-off-Helensburgh-928x1024.jpg 928w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Yacht-racing-off-Helensburgh-768x847.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"filename\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Yacht racing off Helensburgh.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14215\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ardrisaig-Knapdale-hills.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ardrisaig-Knapdale-hills.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ardrisaig-Knapdale-hills-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Ardrisaig-Knapdale-hills-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Knapdale Hills, Ardrisaig<\/p>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<div>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14203-2\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/14-Reel-Of-The-Puffins-4x32-R.m4a?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/14-Reel-Of-The-Puffins-4x32-R.m4a\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/14-Reel-Of-The-Puffins-4x32-R.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Reel of the Puffins\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Jim Lindsay and his Scottish Dance Band\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Reel of the Puffins<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14214\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Abbotshaugh-Footbridge-Falkirk.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Abbotshaugh-Footbridge-Falkirk.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Abbotshaugh-Footbridge-Falkirk-300x231.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Abbotshaugh-Footbridge-Falkirk-768x590.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Abbotshaugh Footbridge Falkirk<\/p>\n<p>+++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14247\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/4-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"639\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/4-1.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/4-1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>=========================================================<\/p>\n<p>How far away do you think this might be?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-14203-4\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Grocery-Store.mp4?_=4\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Grocery-Store.mp4\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Grocery-Store.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>==================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.<\/p>\n<p>Life is sexually transmitted.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14216\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Strathmore-near-Eassie-Angus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Strathmore-near-Eassie-Angus.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Strathmore-near-Eassie-Angus-300x215.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Strathmore-near-Eassie-Angus-768x551.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Strathmore near Eassie Angus<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">=====================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have you noticed since everyone has a phone camera these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14246\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/3-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/3-1.jpg 483w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/3-1-300x298.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/3-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/3-1-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><br \/>\n====================================================<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>How Do You Separate Egg Yolks?<\/p>\n<p>Well, you have been doing it &#8230;&#8221;WRONG&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Try this new method. It&#8217;s easier and\u00a0faster&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iAp8pEaWB1Y\">www.youtube.com\/embed\/iAp8pEaWB1Y<\/a><\/p>\n<p>==================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?<\/p>\n<p>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog&#8217;s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?<\/p>\n<p>Why doesn&#8217;t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14249\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/6.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/6-300x148.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14219\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tarbert-Loch-Fyne.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tarbert-Loch-Fyne.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tarbert-Loch-Fyne-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tarbert-Loch-Fyne-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tarbert, Loch Fyne<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">=========================================<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>A police motorcycle officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bar steward, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer&#8217;s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying a word.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an &#8220;AH&#8221; in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the &#8216;violator&#8217; for his signature. The bloke signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the &#8220;AH&#8221; and demands to know what it stands for. The officer says, <\/strong><strong>&#8220;That&#8217;s so when we go to court, I&#8217;ll remember that you&#8217;re an arsehole.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Two months later they&#8217;re in court. The &#8216;violator&#8217; has a bad driving record and he has a heap of points and is in danger of losing his licence, so he hired a barrister to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light. Under cross examination the barrister for the defence asks;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The police officer replies: <\/strong><strong>&#8220;Yes, sir, that is the defendant&#8217;s copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Barrister: <\/strong><strong>&#8220;Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don&#8217;t normally make?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an &#8220;AH,&#8221; underlined.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;What does the &#8220;AH&#8221; stand for, officer?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Aggressive and hostile, Sir.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Aggressive and hostile?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Yes, Sir.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Officer, are you sure it doesn&#8217;t stand for arsehole?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201cWell, sir, you know your client better than I do.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>***************************************************<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14221\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura-from-The-Island-of-Danna.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura-from-The-Island-of-Danna.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura-from-The-Island-of-Danna-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-the-Paps-of-Jura-from-The-Island-of-Danna-768x585.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">the Paps of Jura from the Island of Danna.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>=================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.\u00a0 Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was\u00a0 marrying a &#8216;mail order&#8217; bride.\u00a0 \u00a0Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.<\/p>\n<p>Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new\u00a0 bride to be.<\/p>\n<p>Tom proudly said, &#8216;She&#8217;ll be twenty-one in November.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual\u00a0 appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old\u00a0 man.\u00a0 \u00a0Wanting his old friend&#8217;s remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully\u00a0 suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out\u00a0 on\u00a0 the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.<\/p>\n<p>Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.\u00a0 &#8216;How&#8217;s the new wife?&#8217;, asked the banker.<\/p>\n<p>Tom proudly said, &#8216;Good &#8211; she&#8217;s pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, \u00a0&#8216;And\u00a0 how&#8217;s the hired hand?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Tom said, &#8216;She&#8217;s pregnant too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ever underestimate old guys .<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>==============================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14222\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Three-sisters-in-Glencoe.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"585\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Three-sisters-in-Glencoe.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Three-sisters-in-Glencoe-300x180.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Three-sisters-in-Glencoe-768x460.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Three Sisters in Glencoe<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Note that this boy is blind&#8230;&#8230;.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This 10 year old boy from Romania makes the judges cry. Now you have to remember he doesn&#8217;t speak English. What a talent.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flixxy.com\/10-year-old-alex-pirvu-makes-jury-cry-at-romanian-talent-show.htm\">http:\/\/www.flixxy.com\/10-year-old-alex-pirvu-makes-jury-cry-at-romanian-talent-show.htm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14203-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/10-Miss-Johnstone-of-Ardrossan-5-x.mp3?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/10-Miss-Johnstone-of-Ardrossan-5-x.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/10-Miss-Johnstone-of-Ardrossan-5-x.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Miss Johnstone of Ardrossan\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Keith Smith &amp; Muriel Johnstone\u00a0 \u00a0 Vintage Goldring<\/p>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"filename\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14223\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tobermory.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tobermory.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tobermory-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Tobermory-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tobermory<\/p>\n<p>====================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14225\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgin-High-St.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"1250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgin-High-St.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgin-High-St-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgin-High-St-800x1024.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgin-High-St-768x984.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Elgin High Street<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>========================================================================<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>WHEN<\/strong><strong> I SAY I&#8217;M BROKE &#8211; I&#8217;M BROKE!<\/strong>\u00a0<strong><br \/>\nA little old lady answered a knock on the door one day,\u00a0 to be<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Good\u00a0 morning,&#8217; said the young man. &#8216;If I could take a couple\u00a0<strong>Minutes of<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>vacuum cleaners&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216; &#8216;Go away!&#8217; said the old lady. &#8221;I&#8217;m broke and haven&#8217;t got any money!&#8221; and<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>she proceeded to close the door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door And pushed\u00a0 it<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>wide open&#8230; &#8221;Don&#8217;t be too hasty!&#8221; he said.\u00a0 &#8221;Not until\u00a0<\/strong><strong>You have at least<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>seen my\u00a0 demonstration.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her\u00a0<strong>Hallway carpet.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8221;Now, if this\u00a0 vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this\u00a0<\/strong><strong>Horse<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat\u00a0<\/strong><strong>The remainder.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The old lady stepped back and said, &#8221;Well let me get you\u00a0 a fork, &#8217;cause<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><strong>they cut off my electricity this morning.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14226\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgol-Beach-Skye.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgol-Beach-Skye.jpg 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgol-Beach-Skye-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/Spring-Elgol-Beach-Skye-768x511.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Elgol Beach, Skye<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><strong>NEXT CEILIDH DANCE IS ON April 29, 2022<\/strong> which is 1 week away!!\u00a0 Get busy and alert all your friends and acquaintances.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duncan MacKenzie<br \/>\n<\/strong><a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\u00a0<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The next Ceilidh dance is on Friday April 29, 2022.\u00a0 Do try to come along and bring lots of friends.\u00a0 We really need a big attendance in order to try and recoup some of the losses we ran up during the Covid pandemic.\u00a0 Word of mouth is still or best form of advertising so would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-14203","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14203"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14262,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14203\/revisions\/14262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}