{"id":14658,"date":"2023-01-31T19:13:59","date_gmt":"2023-02-01T03:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=14658"},"modified":"2023-01-31T19:35:37","modified_gmt":"2023-02-01T03:35:37","slug":"ceilidh-dance-newsletter-2022-23-9","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=14658","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Dance Newsletter &#8211; 2022\/23 #9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14613\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/The-moon-was-still-visible-over-Ben-Chonzie-on-Saturday-morning.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/The-moon-was-still-visible-over-Ben-Chonzie-on-Saturday-morning.webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/The-moon-was-still-visible-over-Ben-Chonzie-on-Saturday-morning-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/The-moon-was-still-visible-over-Ben-Chonzie-on-Saturday-morning-768x432.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>Ben Chonzie<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">What a great turn out for last Friday&#8217;s Ceilidh Dance &#8211; 117 dancers which is the most since March 22, 2013 when we had a whopping 145 which, I believe, is the record attendance for a Ceilidh dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre.\u00a0 It was a lively evening which Alison led with her usual grace and humor and Calanais rose to the occasion with some splendid tunes.\u00a0 It would be fabulous if we could have the same great attendance at the February 24th Ceilidh dance.\u00a0 If you each brought someone else we would break to 200 mark and we would open up the partition!<\/p>\n<p>Scottish Country dance classes have started up again so check which classes fit your schedule and come along &#8211; many first nights are free &#8211; check out the new beginner class on the North Shore.<\/p>\n<p>Do not forget the Ceilidh Dance on Friday February 24\u00a0in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver.\u00a0 There is a free class at 7 pm then the dance follows from 8 &#8211; 10:30 pm with live music by Calanais.\u00a0 All easy dances that are taught and called and everyone has lots of fun and great exercise.\u00a0 Tell your friends and make it an outing &#8211; it only costs $15 ($10 for students) and there are refreshments (including cider &amp; beer) for a donation.\u00a0 <strong>Remember it is &#8220;cash only&#8221; both for admittance and the refreshments.\u00a0 <\/strong>Mark your calendars now and make plans to join the fun.<\/p>\n<p>Here is some cheery upbeat Scottish Dance music to enjoy.<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14658-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/12-Fight-About-the-Fireside-8-x-32.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/12-Fight-About-the-Fireside-8-x-32.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/12-Fight-About-the-Fireside-8-x-32.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Fight about the Fireside\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Muriel Johnstone &amp; Keith Smith\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Todlen Ham<\/p>\n<p><strong>A\u00a0 man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous\u00a0 redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he\u00a0 sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.<br \/>\n********************<br \/>\nSuddenly\u00a0 she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the\u00a0 man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it\u00a0 back.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Oh my, I am so sorry,&#8217; the woman said, as she popped her eye\u00a0 back in place. &#8216;Let me buy your dinner to make it up to\u00a0 you.&#8217;<br \/>\n**********************<br \/>\nThey enjoyed a wonderful dinner\u00a0 together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks&#8230;\u00a0 They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared\u00a0 his. She listened to him with interest.<br \/>\n*************************<br \/>\nAfter\u00a0 paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place\u00a0 for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful\u00a0 time..<br \/>\n************************<br \/>\nThe\u00a0 next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy\u00a0 was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!<br \/>\n*************************<br \/>\n&#8216;You\u00a0 know,&#8217; he said, &#8216;you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every\u00a0 guy you meet?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No,&#8217; she replies. . ..<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wait\u00a0 for it &#8230; &#8230;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s\u00a0 coming &#8230;.. &#8230;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The\u00a0 suspense is killing you, isn&#8217;t it?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>She\u00a0 said &#8230; &#8230;:<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8216;You\u00a0 just happened to catch my eye.&#8217;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Oh\u00a0 shut up, and just forward it!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14618\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Clair-near-Torridon..webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Clair-near-Torridon..webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Clair-near-Torridon.-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Clair-near-Torridon.-768x432.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch Clair near Torridon<\/p>\n<p>The Burns Supper is over and I received many plaudits for an excellent evening.\u00a0 I bask in the glory which was the result of all the hard work of my committee but I get all the praise!!\u00a0 Over 160 enjoyed dinner, entertainment and dancing to the music of Mary Ross and there were smiling faces everywhere.\u00a0 The one big downer was that the gates of the Airport Square parking lot remained closed and I had requested they be open for that evening and had advertised that the lot would be open and free.\u00a0 Many folk were left to look for a space on the street.\u00a0 That was my main job and I failed.\u00a0 I wont be asked to head the committee again.\u00a0 Some say I planned it all!!<\/p>\n<p>The next thing on the RSCDS calendar is the Love to Dance Workshop and Dance which is also held at the Scottish Cultural Centre on March 4 with two great teachers &#8211; Rebecca Blackhall-Peters and\u00a0 \u00a0&#8211; plus music for the dance by Mary Ross.\u00a0 Prior attendance at Scottish Country dance classes is required.\u00a0 Registration at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14586\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/4.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/4-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/4-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/4-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14665\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Glasgows-Old-Fruit-Market-was-looking-suitably-atmospheric-for-the-Treacherous-Orchestra-gig-during-the-opening-weekend-of-Celtic-Connections..webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"670\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Glasgows-Old-Fruit-Market-was-looking-suitably-atmospheric-for-the-Treacherous-Orchestra-gig-during-the-opening-weekend-of-Celtic-Connections..webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Glasgows-Old-Fruit-Market-was-looking-suitably-atmospheric-for-the-Treacherous-Orchestra-gig-during-the-opening-weekend-of-Celtic-Connections.-300x206.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Glasgows-Old-Fruit-Market-was-looking-suitably-atmospheric-for-the-Treacherous-Orchestra-gig-during-the-opening-weekend-of-Celtic-Connections.-768x527.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Glasgows Old Fruit Market was looking suitably atmospheric for the Treacherous Orchestra gig during the opening weekend of Celtic Connections<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14677\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/phone.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"1100\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/phone.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/phone-164x300.jpeg 164w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/phone-559x1024.jpeg 559w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>An oldie with Stanley Baxter<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"STANLEY BAXTER - WHICKER&#039;S SCOTTISH COUNTRY DANCING\" width=\"955\" height=\"537\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i870lQRyPJI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>============================================================<\/p>\n<p><b>The 2023 season for Ceilidh Dances are scheduled (all on Friday evenings) as follows:-<\/b><\/p>\n<p><strong>2023<br \/>\nFebruary 24<br \/>\nMarch 31<br \/>\nApril 28<br \/>\nSeptember 29<br \/>\nOctober 27<br \/>\nNovember 24<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Mark your calendars now!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The dances will be will be <\/strong><strong>held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver.\u00a0 The class will be held in the large hall from 7:00 &#8211; 7:45 then we will all exit to give the band a chance for a sound check etc. and the dance class will run from 8:00 &#8211; 10:30 with live music by Calanais.\u00a0 Alison will continue to be your teacher\/caller so you are guaranteed to have a great evening.\u00a0 No change to the admission &#8211; still $15 with students $10.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><b>Help us spread the word &#8211; I am not into social media but I am sure somebody can promote the Ceilidh Dance(s) there for me especially out at the Colleges and Universities.\u00a0 Tell all your friends to come along &#8211; it really is a fun (and cheap!) evening.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14666\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sunrise-at-Pathhead-Sands-Kirkcaldy..webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sunrise-at-Pathhead-Sands-Kirkcaldy..webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sunrise-at-Pathhead-Sands-Kirkcaldy.-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sunrise-at-Pathhead-Sands-Kirkcaldy.-768x432.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"filename\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Sunrise at Pathhead Sands Kirkcaldy<\/span><\/div>\n<div>================================================================================<\/div>\n<p>Doug Smith is on his\u00a0 deathbed and knows the end is\u00a0 near.<\/p>\n<p>His nurse, his wife, his\u00a0 daughter and 2 sons, are with him.<\/p>\n<p>He asks for 2 witnesses to\u00a0be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes,\u00a0and when all is ready he begins to speak:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My daughter, Sybil, you\u00a0 take the apartments over in the east end.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>Sarah replies, &#8220;Property ? &#8230;. The a**hole had a paper round&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>===================================================<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14667\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Leven-looking-towards-the-Pap-of-Glencoe.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Leven-looking-towards-the-Pap-of-Glencoe.webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Leven-looking-towards-the-Pap-of-Glencoe-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Loch-Leven-looking-towards-the-Pap-of-Glencoe-768x432.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<div class=\"uploaded\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Loch Leven looking towards the Pap of Glencoe<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"uploaded\">=================================================================================<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14676\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Mail-Attachment.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Mail-Attachment.jpeg 590w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Mail-Attachment-300x280.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>THE NEXT TIME YOU FLY, THIS IS THE AIRLINE TO GO WITH&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I just wonder how many Airline Points he had to cash in &amp;\/or pay $$ to make<br \/>\nup the difference in order to take advantage of this. Need a Lotto win for this\u00a0 !!<\/p>\n<p>SGD 23,000.00 = USD 18,037.62<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dereklow.co\/what-its-like-to-fly-the-23000-singapore-airlines-suites-class\/\">http:\/\/dereklow.co\/what-its-like-to-fly-the-23000-singapore-airlines-suites-class\/<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>A<\/strong><strong>t the Chicago Bulls Basketball team home games they have a Kiss Cam. The idea is that couples images are displayed on the big screen over the basketball court and if your image is shown you should kiss your partner.\u00a0 That&#8217;s the theory.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Watch &#8217;till the end<\/strong><\/em><strong>; it&#8217;s less than 2 mins. &#8211; It\u2019s something we&#8217;ve all wanted to do to certain cell phone loving people.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Furldefense.proofpoint.com%2Fv2%2Furl%3Fu%3Dhttp-3A__safeshare.tv_w_sLtCVDmZnm%26d%3DBQMCaQ%26c%3DdqndFQAGz2cg7ln6ll1EqkpBLZllP_GH8-2iqGbTww0%26r%3D8aOLb3t-Nx_ekKNUDyLmEoirSccvSMWmFxLDSPaVFnc%26m%3DLtstIF-7cMDhG9bDcWMZhKVOVDUbtHM3AGynZVhGPNY%26s%3DyaxxUfd3wa9f24b0zIdvQOKO8eteD-ljHSTDctZnsJc%26e%3D&amp;data=02%7C01%7C%7C2d8583d9830d487ba56708d5bc0df634%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C636621690503875449&amp;sdata=BMNeARYwZ3YWxJCEhegf9CB2kCmAYiWeu6yVpvt8JIg%3D&amp;reserved=0\">Click <\/a><u><a href=\"https:\/\/eur03.safelinks.protection.outlook.com\/?url=https%3A%2F%2Furldefense.proofpoint.com%2Fv2%2Furl%3Fu%3Dhttp-3A__safeshare.tv_w_sLtCVDmZnm%26d%3DBQMCaQ%26c%3DdqndFQAGz2cg7ln6ll1EqkpBLZllP_GH8-2iqGbTww0%26r%3D8aOLb3t-Nx_ekKNUDyLmEoirSccvSMWmFxLDSPaVFnc%26m%3DLtstIF-7cMDhG9bDcWMZhKVOVDUbtHM3AGynZVhGPNY%26s%3DyaxxUfd3wa9f24b0zIdvQOKO8eteD-ljHSTDctZnsJc%26e%3D&amp;data=02%7C01%7C%7C2d8583d9830d487ba56708d5bc0df634%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C636621690503875449&amp;sdata=BMNeARYwZ3YWxJCEhegf9CB2kCmAYiWeu6yVpvt8JIg%3D&amp;reserved=0\">Here&#8230;<\/a><\/u><\/p>\n<div>========================================================================<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14668\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/spot-the-stag-in-this-picture-of-Glencoe.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/spot-the-stag-in-this-picture-of-Glencoe.webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/spot-the-stag-in-this-picture-of-Glencoe-300x200.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/spot-the-stag-in-this-picture-of-Glencoe-768x511.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Spot the stag in this picture of Glencoe<\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>======================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_14678\" style=\"width: 518px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14678\" class=\"size-full wp-image-14678\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/playing.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"508\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/playing.jpeg 508w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/playing-254x300.jpeg 254w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 508px) 100vw, 508px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-14678\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/p><\/div>\n<p>========================================================<\/p>\n<p>Here is another tune;<\/p>\n<div>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14658-2\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/01-Fife-Ness-8-x-32-R.mp3?_=2\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/01-Fife-Ness-8-x-32-R.mp3\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/01-Fife-Ness-8-x-32-R.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>Fife Ness\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Ron Gonnella Quartet\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0A Fife Fairing<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14669\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/barges-in-the-Union-Canal-which-runs-from-Falkirk-to-Edinburgh-could-not-move-as-it-had-frozen.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/barges-in-the-Union-Canal-which-runs-from-Falkirk-to-Edinburgh-could-not-move-as-it-had-frozen.webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/barges-in-the-Union-Canal-which-runs-from-Falkirk-to-Edinburgh-could-not-move-as-it-had-frozen-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/barges-in-the-Union-Canal-which-runs-from-Falkirk-to-Edinburgh-could-not-move-as-it-had-frozen-768x432.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Barges in the Union Canal which runs from Falkirk to Edinburgh could not move as it had frozen<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">===========================================================<\/span><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Stan Laurel &amp; Oliver Hardy<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"R1629Vjypp\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/biggeekdad.com\/2019\/02\/im-gonna-be-dancing\/\">I&#8217;m Gonna Be Dancing<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; clip: rect(1px, 1px, 1px, 1px);\" title=\"&#8220;I&#8217;m Gonna Be Dancing&#8221; &#8212; Big Geek Daddy - Funny, Cool, and Interesting Videos\" src=\"https:\/\/biggeekdad.com\/2019\/02\/im-gonna-be-dancing\/embed\/#?secret=SuRZnR1Bcg#?secret=R1629Vjypp\" data-secret=\"R1629Vjypp\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>For dog lovers<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/biggeekdad.com\/2011\/05\/ultimate-dog-tease\/#.XIFpYGZ-AaY.mailto\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">https:\/\/biggeekdad.com\/2011\/05\/ultimate-dog-tease\/#.XIFpYGZ-AaY.mailto<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>=======================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14685\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"453\" height=\"484\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard01.jpg 453w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard01-281x300.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>==============================================================<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Murphy applied for a fork lift<\/strong><strong>\u00a0 <\/strong><strong>operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>A Norwegian applied for the same job and<\/strong><strong>,<\/strong><strong> since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The manager went to Murphy and said, &#8220;Thank you for coming to the interview, but we&#8217;ve decided to give the Norwegian the job.<strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Murphy<strong> replied,<\/strong><strong> &#8220;And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish<\/strong><strong>,<\/strong><strong> surely I should get the job.<\/strong><strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Manager, &#8220;We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong.<strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Murphy, &#8220;And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?<strong>\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Manager &#8220;Simple; on question number 7<strong>,<\/strong><strong> the Norwegian wrote down,<br \/>\n&#8216;I don&#8217;t know.<\/strong><strong>\u2019\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>\u201c<\/strong><strong>You put down,<\/strong> <strong>&#8216;N<\/strong><strong>ei<\/strong><strong>ther do I.<\/strong><strong>\u2019<\/strong><strong>&#8220;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14670\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/on-the-Fife-Coastal-Trail..webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/on-the-Fife-Coastal-Trail..webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/on-the-Fife-Coastal-Trail.-300x169.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/on-the-Fife-Coastal-Trail.-768x432.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">On the Fife Coastal Trail<\/span><\/div>\n<div>=============================================================================<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14686\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard02.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"503\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard02.jpg 503w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard02-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>=================================================================================<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">and another great tune<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-14658-3\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/13-Father-Connellys-Jig-4-x-64-J.m4a?_=3\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/13-Father-Connellys-Jig-4-x-64-J.m4a\">https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/13-Father-Connellys-Jig-4-x-64-J.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">\u00a0Father Connelly&#8217;s Jig\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Glencraig Scottish Dance Band\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Ah&#8217;m askin&#8217;?<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 16px;\">&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"details\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14671\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Stirling-Castle-taken-just-after-sunrise..webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Stirling-Castle-taken-just-after-sunrise..webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Stirling-Castle-taken-just-after-sunrise.-300x150.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Stirling-Castle-taken-just-after-sunrise.-768x384.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Stirling Castle taken just after sunrise<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14674\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/knitted-piper-and-chef-with-haggis-on-a-postbox-outside-Thornwood-Post-Office-on-Dumbarton-Road-Glasgow-on-Burns-Day.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/knitted-piper-and-chef-with-haggis-on-a-postbox-outside-Thornwood-Post-Office-on-Dumbarton-Road-Glasgow-on-Burns-Day.webp 976w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/knitted-piper-and-chef-with-haggis-on-a-postbox-outside-Thornwood-Post-Office-on-Dumbarton-Road-Glasgow-on-Burns-Day-300x215.webp 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/knitted-piper-and-chef-with-haggis-on-a-postbox-outside-Thornwood-Post-Office-on-Dumbarton-Road-Glasgow-on-Burns-Day-768x551.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/>knitted-piper-and-chef-with-haggis-on-a-postbox-outside-Thornwood-Post-Office-on-Dumbarton-Road-Glasgow-on-Burns-Day.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>NEXT CEILIDH DANCE IS ON Friday, February 24, 2023<\/strong><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\">alert all your friends and acquaintances.<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\">Hope to see many of you there\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14687\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard03.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"403\" height=\"302\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard03.jpg 403w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard03-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/Clipboard03-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 403px) 100vw, 403px\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duncan MacKenzie<br \/>\n<\/strong><a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\u00a0<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ben Chonzie What a great turn out for last Friday&#8217;s Ceilidh Dance &#8211; 117 dancers which is the most since March 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