{"id":4281,"date":"2014-03-17T00:03:40","date_gmt":"2014-03-17T04:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=4281"},"modified":"2014-03-24T01:36:59","modified_gmt":"2014-03-24T05:36:59","slug":"ceilidh-newsletter-201314-31","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=4281","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Newsletter &#8211; 2013\/14 #31"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/March-1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4188\" alt=\"March 1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/March-1.gif\" width=\"200\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve just past the Ides of March made famous by Mr. Shakespeare and before this week is out the official start of Spring will be here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patrick-flag.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4320\" alt=\"St Patrick flag\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patrick-flag.jpg\" width=\"150\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/stpatrickbanner.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4329\" alt=\"stpatrickbanner\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/stpatrickbanner.gif\" width=\"310\" height=\"44\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff33;\"><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is\u00a0on\u00a0Friday, March 28, 2014\u00a0<\/strong><\/span>&#8211; in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver.\u00a0\u00a0 This is a fun and inexpensive way to have an enjoyable evening out with family and friends.\u00a0 Tell at least 2 friends to join you, forward this e-mail to more friends and encourage them to sign up for the newsletter and to come to the Ceilidh Dance.\u00a0 What a great way to have a fun, inexpensive night out and think of the great exercise you get as well.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Even though it was good attendance\u00a0last Ceilidh we still really need an even larger attendance as numbers have been low and that means we are not covering our costs.\u00a0 \u00a0Either we get the numbers up again or we will have to bump up the cost of admission.\u00a0\u00a0 It is your hands.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Skye Bridge<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Vancouver Celtic Fest has come and gone although there may be a few performances in theatres etc. this week.\u00a0\u00a0 It was amazing that despite the inclement weather 16 members plus a driver turned up to represent the RSCDS in the parade this morning.\u00a0\u00a0 We walked and danced our way from the Granville Street Bridge to West Georgia.\u00a0\u00a0 We were sandwiched in between two pipe bands which made it hard to hear our own music but we did our best and had fun too.\u00a0\u00a0 Thanks to the 16 + an important 1 who took the time to show their support.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/CeltFest2014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4301\" alt=\"CeltFest2014\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/CeltFest2014.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Branch Demonstration Team performed in the\u00a0 rain\u00a0on the Community Stage in Robson Square on Saturday.\u00a0\u00a0 The front of the stage was quite wet and we swept the puddles every now and then.\u00a0\u00a0 It was a good performance but the best part was the response for the audience participation.\u00a0\u00a0 The little stage &#8211; 20 x 20 &#8211; was crowded with 24 couples for 2 dances and all had a good time.\u00a0\u00a0 I had to leave and did not get to see the Inverglen Dancers but heard that it was very wet and there was very few in the audience.\u00a0\u00a0 I will have some suggestions for them for next year so both the performers and the audience can stay dry.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon, after the Parade I watched a great performance by Shot of Scotch which is a new professional Highland Dance Team\u00a0and later there was another good performance by the Tam O&#8217;Shanter Dancers from White Rock.\u00a0\u00a0 It was not too wet for Shot of Scotch and by the time the Tam&#8217;s performed it was dry so they had a better audience.\u00a0\u00a0 Thanks to these groups for keeping the Scottish element in the weekends festivities.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/heather.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"heather\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/heather.jpg\" width=\"185\" height=\"275\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"background-color: #9999ff;\">The Heather Ball is next Saturday, March\u00a022 in the wonderful Gizeh Temple.\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0 Tickets are still available either online at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> or at your class etc.\u00a0 <span style=\"background-color: #84e6ff;\">Make sure you get yours soon.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is the annual request for heather.\u00a0 If you have any it should\u00a0be brought to the Cultural Center for the Wednesday night class March 19 or the Thursday dem night March 20.\u00a0 Hopefully, we\u2019ll be as lucky as past years and be able to add to the hall\u2019s look with real heather.<\/p>\n<p>There are\u00a0<span style=\"background-color: #ffff66;\">Scottish Country Dance\u00a0workshops<\/span> coming up around the Province with one in <span style=\"background-color: #ffff66;\">Victoria on March 29, White Rock\/Surrey on March 30, Nanaimo on April 12\u00a0and another in Vernon on April 26.<\/span>\u00a0 Check out the information listed under Upcoming Events<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Rannoch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4283\" alt=\"Winter Rannoch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Rannoch.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Rannoch<\/p>\n<div>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><em>A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Catholic priest beside her,<br \/>\n&#8216;Father, may I ask a favour?\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2018Of course child. What can I do for you?\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8216;Well, I bought an expensive woman&#8217;s electric hair dryer for my Mother&#8217;s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I&#8217;m afraid they&#8217;ll confiscate it.\u00a0 Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2018I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2018With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The official asked, &#8216;Father, do you have anything to declare?\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2018From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8216;And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2018I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.\u2019 <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Roaring with laughter, the official said, <\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8216;Go ahead, Father. <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Next!\u2019<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Here are links to\u00a0another three Canadian regiments which were part of the decorations at the Lady Aberdeen Tea Dance on November 11, 2013.<\/div>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Lady-Aberdeen-45.pdf\">Lady Aberdeen 45<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Lady-Aberdeen-47.pdf\">Lady Aberdeen 47<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Lady-Aberdeen-46.pdf\">Lady Aberdeen 46<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Alison commented <em>&#8220;The information was gathered off websites etc. It is only the basics of the wealth of historical and current information available. I included only the older &#8216;regiments&#8217; &#8211; there are many other corps and units, plus naval ships and Air Force squadrons &#8211; and Engagement or Battle Honour information up to World War II. There is much more about each regiment&#8217;s more recent activities in Korea, Afghanistan, Bosnia, and many Peace-keeping duties.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>P<\/b><b>unography <\/b><\/p>\n<p><em>What does a clock do when it&#8217;s hungry ? It goes back four seconds .<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !<\/em><\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-River-Ayr.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4284\" alt=\"Winter River Ayr\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-River-Ayr.jpg\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">River Ayr<\/p>\n<hr size=\"5\" width=\"90%\" \/>\n<p><strong>An<\/strong> <strong>article in a recent edition of the National Post is applicable to the Ball and to Scottish Country Dancing in general. Check out<\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/life.nationalpost.com\/2013\/11\/02\/jane-macdougall-it-battle-of-fun-vs-the-gym-scottish-dancing-wins-every-time\/\">https:\/\/life.nationalpost.com\/2013\/11\/02\/jane-macdougall-it-battle-of-fun-vs-the-gym-scottish-dancing-wins-every-time\/<\/a> Thanks Gill for the tip.<\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Bike.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bike\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Bike.gif\" width=\"640\" height=\"48\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My son Ian is, once again, planning to join the Ride to Conquer Cancer.\u00a0\u00a0 This will be his fifth year and many have helped him in previous years for which my personal thanks.\u00a0\u00a0 In the 4 years he has raised a total of $44,280 &#8211; how good is that?\u00a0\u00a0 He would like to get that total over the $60,000 mark this year so if you can spare a few dollars for this excellent cause please go to his web page at<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.conquercancer.ca\/site\/TR?px=2334459&amp;pg=personal&amp;fr_id=1514&amp;fl=en_US&amp;et=KdIGldm86qpjCDDifJSkTA&amp;s_tafId=319232\">https:\/\/www.conquercancer.ca\/site\/TR?px=2334459&amp;pg=personal&amp;fr_id=1514&amp;fl=en_US&amp;et=KdIGldm86qpjCDDifJSkTA&amp;s_tafId=319232<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Leprechaun-clover.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4317\" alt=\"Leprechaun &amp; clover\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Leprechaun-clover.gif\" width=\"260\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<\/p>\n<p>The Ceilidh for Cancer raised a total of $4,300.\u00a0\u00a0 Well done everyone.\u00a0\u00a0 The main organizer wants to take a rest so they are not planning another Ceilidh for Cancer in 2015.\u00a0\u00a0 Maybe someone else will take on the task as this is an excellent cause.<\/p>\n<p>It was a busy week what with dance classes etc. and then on Friday I was out at Chilliwack Secondary School where I had been invited to teach Ceilidh Dancing to the students for their dance PE.\u00a0\u00a0 It was a fun but tiring day.\u00a0\u00a0 I was treated and supported extremely well by staff and students.\u00a0\u00a0 I had a wonderful lunch of pot roast and 4 classes of about an hour or so each.\u00a0\u00a0 The students are grades 10 &#8211; 12 and this was the end of their &#8220;dance&#8221; week having done waltz. tango and jive already.\u00a0\u00a0 This is a brand new school with a fabulous gym and state of the art sound system.\u00a0\u00a0 I was lucky to have a student work the CD player for me and many of the students opted to come to more than one class (at least 1 came to 3!!) which was very flattering.\u00a0\u00a0 I hope they all enjoyed themselves &#8211; I have been invited back so that makes me feel very good.\u00a0\u00a0 The only downside is the long drive and it was lashing down too which made it seem even longer and then school starts at 8:30 so you can imagine when I had to get up.<\/p>\n<p>After dancing on Saturday I was out in Abbotsford (nearly into Chilliwack it seemed.)\u00a0\u00a0 I never knew 8th Avenue, Huntingdon, Vye went so far east.\u00a0\u00a0 This was for a Ceilidh for a Youth Group which was held in a renovated barn loft in what seemed to be the middle of nowhere!\u00a0\u00a0 It was a great space for dancing but barn walls have lots of cracks so it was fresh to say the least then after the first few dances the 40 or so dancers were so warm they opened the windows and doors so I was quite cold.\u00a0\u00a0 They thought they might dance for an hour or so but they kept me there for 3 fun-filled hours.\u00a0\u00a0 It poured on the way there and back but at least the gas prices out there are a bit less.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Ruthven-barracks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4285\" alt=\"Winter Ruthven barracks\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Ruthven-barracks.jpg\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ruthven Barracks<\/p>\n<p><b>BRAINS OF \u00a0<\/b><b>BRITAIN (these are \u00a0real) <\/b><b>UNIVERSITY \u00a0CHALLENGE (BBC2) <\/b> <b>UNIVERSITY \u00a0CHALLENGE <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">CHRIS \u00a0SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL \u00a0) <\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>Chris \u00a0Searle:<br \/>\nIn which European country is \u00a0Mount \u00a0Etna \u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>Caller:<br \/>\nJapan.<\/p>\n<p>Chris \u00a0Searle:<br \/>\nI did say which European \u00a0country, so in case you didn&#8217;t hear that, I can let you try \u00a0again.<\/p>\n<p>Caller:<br \/>\nEr &#8230;&#8230;.. \u00a0Mexico \u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp; <strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hello everyone. The Highland Games will be on Saturday June 21<sup>st\u00a0 <\/sup>this year. Anyone that would like to volunteer again please let me know. I know a lot of people compete and have set schedules for the day, so let me know the times you would be available and I will try to make a schedule for the day that will suit. Thank you very much Duncan Campbell &#8212;\u00a0 604-944-2977\u00a0 <a href=\"mailto:DCampbell@designroofing.ca\">DCampbell@designroofing.ca<\/a><\/p>\n<p>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Leprechaun-in-globe.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4318\" alt=\"Leprechaun-in-globe\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Leprechaun-in-globe.gif\" width=\"179\" height=\"244\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Schiehallion-Loch-Rannoch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4286\" alt=\"Winter Schiehallion Loch Rannoch\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Schiehallion-Loch-Rannoch.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Schielhallion<\/p>\n<hr noshade=\"noshade\" size=\"5\" width=\"200\" \/>\n<p>The Scottish Cultural Centre is a pretty unique and wonderful asset and space is available for rent\u00a0to anyone or any group.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0The Centre does not run itself but is actually run by the United Scottish Cultural Society (USCS). Memberships in this Society are for individuals only and presently cost $10 annually. Membership Application Forms may be obtained either at the Centre or on the USCS website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottishculturalcentre.com\">www.scottishculturalcentre.com<\/a> . Any person may join USCS and Scottish Ceilidh Dancers are encouraged to show their support by doing so. If any USCS member would like to be more involved then Darryl Carracher, the Manager at the Centre, will be pleased to give you further information. At the present time we need to replace the roof which will be a major expense and quotes will be requested from roofing contractors.\u00a0 Upgrades to the Centre are also being considered so it is particularly appropriate that dancers join USCS. No final decisions on these upgrades will be made before Members of USCS are fully informed.<\/p>\n<p>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/st-patrick-clover.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4319\" alt=\"st patrick clover\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/st-patrick-clover.png\" width=\"625\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll <strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is this Friday,\u00a0March 28th, 2014 and there will be a short performance by the Tam O&#8217;Shanter Dancers.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Please call all your friends and arrange to bring them along to the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver to the class from 7 &#8211; 8 p.m. and the dance following from 8 &#8211; 11 p.m. with the live music of Calanais.\u00a0 Admission at the door is only $10 (students etc. $8) but unless we get a big increase in attendance the price will have to go up.\u00a0 No partner or experience necessary &#8211; just bring your smiles and I would suggest flat, comfy shoes.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Michelle has very kindly made up a Facebook event page for the Ceilidh but you need to &#8220;Search for Vancouver Ceilidh on Facebook and &#8220;Like&#8221; us to receive updates on upcoming Ceilidhs and other events&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0 Then,\u00a0 if you &#8220;Like&#8221; the Vancouver Ceilidh FB page (do as described above), you too will receive updates AND be able to share those updates and events on your personal Facebook page to your friends and ask that they &#8220;Like&#8221; and &#8220;Share&#8221;, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Ceilidh Dances are great ways to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries etc.\u00a0\u00a0 Invite all your friends to come and join you at the Ceilidh.\u00a0\u00a0 You are welcome to bring your own cake and we&#8217;ll even sing for you!!<\/p>\n<p>kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<\/p>\n<p>A new link has been added to the contacts page &#8211; Scottish Canadian Business Association of British Columbia.\u00a0\u00a0 ScotCanBC seeks to expand trade and investment between Scotland and B.C.\u00a0\u00a0 The website is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scotcanbc.org\">www.scotcanbc.org<\/a> where you can find details about the organization, membership etc.<\/p>\n<p>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{<\/p>\n<p>There were some very good pictures taken at the January 4, 2013 Ceilidh Dance which have been posted on the RSCDS Vancouver Branch Facebook page. If you do not want your picture on that page please contact <a>web@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>. The link for the pictures is: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/media\/set\/?set=a.316825198419573.56421.149674745134620&amp;type=3\">www.facebook.com\/media\/set\/?set=a.316825198419573.56421.149674745134620&amp;type=3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<\/p>\n<p>SFU&#8217;s Tartan Day celebrations featured the launch of the long-awaited &#8220;Scots in BC&#8221; website with information on how you can add your family history to the site. The website can be accessed at: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottish.sfu.ca\/scots_in_bc_project\">https:\/\/www.scottish.sfu.ca\/scots_in_bc_project<\/a>\u00a0It is well worth a visit.<\/p>\n<p>hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/winter-shieldaig.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4287\" alt=\"winter shieldaig\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/winter-shieldaig.jpg\" width=\"729\" height=\"548\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Shieldaig<\/p>\n<p>Some fun and interesting sites:\u00a0 &#8211; note if you have a link to something you think others would enjoy please forward them to me.<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.chonday.com\/Videos\/clever-way-to-test-batteries\" target=\"_blank\">Clever Way to Test Batteries<\/a><\/b><!--?xml:namespace prefix = \"u1\" \/--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ahsc.arizona.edu\/node\/730\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/ahsc.arizona.edu\/node\/730<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:\u00a0 &#8220;Father &#8211; during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis.\u00a0\u00a0 So I hid her in my attic.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The priest replied: &#8220;That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;There is more to tell, Father.\u00a0\u00a0 She started to repay me with sexual favours.\u00a0\u00a0 This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The priest said: &#8220;That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.\u00a0 However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Thank you, Father.\u00a0\u00a0 That is a great load off my mind.<br \/>\nI do have one more question.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;And what is that?&#8221; asked the priest.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Should I tell her the war is over?&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">Auld Country Tours are a big supporter of our Ceilidh Dances James Johnson [auldcountrytours@gmail.com]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">There are some St. Patrick&#8217;s specials at this Vancouver store:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\"><strong>Celtic Fashions [info@celticfashions.com]<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-Beer-singers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4321\" alt=\"St Patricks Beer singers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-Beer-singers.jpg\" width=\"107\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;`<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-sign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4288\" alt=\"Winter sign\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-sign.jpg\" width=\"412\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff33;\">The next Ceilidh Dance will be held\u00a0on Friday,\u00a0March 28, 2014.<\/span>\u00a0 Same time, same place, same price (so long as there is a big attendance), same amount of fun and entertainment. Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. We need to improve the attendance to make the dances financially viable. Please do your best to spread the word. Let me know if you would like a poster to put up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Skye-view.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4290\" alt=\"Winter Skye view\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Skye-view.jpg\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Skye<\/p>\n<hr noshade=\"noshade\" size=\"5\" width=\"350\" \/>\n<p><b>CLEVER IDEAS WORTH KNOWING<\/b>\u00a0<em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><b>Expanding Frosting<\/b>\u00a0<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your<br \/>\nmixer\u00a0<b>for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to<br \/>\nfrost more cake\/cupcakes<\/b>\u00a0<b>with the same amount. You also eat less<br \/>\nsugar and calories per serving.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<p>A new website for kilts and accessories. Prices seem excellent, no idea of quality or trustworthiness though: <a href=\"www.aglowmusichouse.com\"> www.aglowmusichouse.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<\/p>\n<p>Subscriptions are still fairly stable with a few new additions but some also unsubscribing.\u00a0 \u00a0This newsletter will again go out to\u00a0382 people in many cities, provinces &amp; countries. This is only 18 short of my goal\u00a0to get back to 400!!\u00a0\u00a0Can you help to find these 18\u00a0people to make my total?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Please pass along the website to your friends and ask them to\u00a0subscribe &#8211; it is free!! \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>At time of writing this last week&#8217;s newsletter was opened by some 233 subscribers or 61.0% of the total list which means it did not make the top 5 list.\u00a0\u00a0I know some of you prefer to go to the website and open the newsletter from there so the number is even higher.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Please keep opening the newsletter!!\u00a0\u00a0 Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.<\/p>\n<p>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<\/p>\n<p>An online contact for dance and marching shoes (ghillies, pumps, brogues, etc.) is Bruce Griffith at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.avriel.com\">www.avriel.com<\/a> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]]]]]]]]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-patricks-dance.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4322\" alt=\"St patricks dance\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-patricks-dance.gif\" width=\"177\" height=\"177\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Events happening in the immediate future include the\u00a0 Heather Ball walk through on the\u00a0 19th and the Heather Ball itself on the 22nd.\u00a0\u00a0Please see &#8220;Coming Events&#8221; below for all information.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-South-Queensferry.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4291\" alt=\"Winter South Queensferry\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-South-Queensferry.jpg\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">South Queensferry<\/p>\n<p>||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter, please let me know &#8211; <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Please do not complain to your server that this is junk mail. There is a link on the e-mail should you wish to unsubscribe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-patricks-end-of-rainbow.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4323\" alt=\"St patricks end of rainbow\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-patricks-end-of-rainbow.gif\" width=\"222\" height=\"280\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/st-patrick-flute.gif\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>COMING EVENTS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: Note: Please check list of classes for all start times and locations.<\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" align=\"left\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>2014<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ceb5ff;\"><i>Mar 19<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ceb5ff;\"><i>Heather Ball practice at 7:30 p.m. in the Scottish Cultural \u00a0 Centre \u2014 drop in $6<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #bda6ea;\"><i>Mar 22<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #bda6ea;\"><i>Heather Ball in the \u00a0 Gizeh Temple, 3550 Wayburne Drive, Burnaby with the fantastic sprung floor \u00a0 and the great music of the Scotch Mist Band.\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 Reception 6:00; Dance 7:00 followed by a light supper.\u00a0\u00a0 Tickets $85 (30 &amp; under $65) through \u00a0 PayPal at <\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\"><span style=\"background-color: #bda6ea;\"><i>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/i><\/span><\/a><i>\u00a0 Info 604-925-9333 or <\/i><a href=\"mailto:simon.scott@telus.net\"><span style=\"background-color: #bda6ea;\"><i>simon.scott@telus.net<\/i><\/span><\/a><i><\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff33;\"><i>Mar 28<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff33;\"><i>Monthly Ceilidh Dance of the \u00a0 season at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver.\u00a0\u00a0 Class at 7 p.m. and dance following from 8 \u00a0 \u2014 11 p.m. and all for the fantastic price of $10 (students $8) \u2014 info \u00a0 604-536-9481<br \/>\n<\/i><i>Note that there will be a performance by the Tam \u00a0 O\u2019Shanter Dancers at this Dance.<\/i><i><\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Mar 29<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>Van Isle workshop &amp; dance to celebrate VanIsle\u2019s 40<sup>th<\/sup> \u00a0 anniversary.\u00a0\u00a0 Teacher Mary Murray and \u00a0 musician Julie Smith.\u00a0 Colwood \u00a0 Community Hall, 2219 Sooke Road, Victoria.\u00a0 \u00a0 Morning session 10 \u2014 12 for experienced dancers &amp; afternoon \u00a0 session 1:30 \u2014 3:30 for beginners &amp; intermediate dancers.\u00a0\u00a0 Dance at night to the music of the Tartan \u00a0 Players.\u00a0\u00a0 Information at <\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.viscds.ca\"><i>www.viscds.ca<\/i><\/a><i> or e-mail to <\/i><a href=\"mailto:gael@shaw.ca\"><i>gael@shaw.ca<\/i><\/a><i> <\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff33;\"><i>Mar 30<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff33;\"><i>White Rock spring workshop, \u00a0 Sullivan Hall, 6303 152<sup>nd<\/sup> Street, Surrey.\u00a0 Advanced class 9:30 \u2014 noon; \u00a0 Intermediate\/Beginner class 1:00 \u2014 3:30.\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 $10 \u2014 bring your own lunch. Tea\/coffee\/juice provided info <\/i><a href=\"mailto:gerdab@shaw.ca\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff33;\"><i>gerdab@shaw.ca<\/i><\/span><\/a><i> or \u00a0 604-531-4595<\/i><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Mar 30<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>Free concert by the NW Scottish Fiddlers at 2 p.m. Everett \u00a0 Public Library, 2702 Hoyt Avenue, Everett.<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Apr\u00a0 5<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>SFU Centre for Scottish Studies presents a talk by Hunza Yousaf, \u00a0 Scotland\u2019s Minister for External Affairs and International Development from \u00a0 10 a.m to noon in the Morris Wosk Centre for Dialogue, 3300 \u2014 515 West \u00a0 Hastings Street, Vancouver with entertainment by the Gaelic Choir and the \u00a0 Junior North Shore Celtic Ensemble. Admission FREE<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Apr\u00a0 5<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>Glenayre Annual Dance in St. Laurence Church Hall, 825 St. \u00a0 Laurence Street, Coquitlam at 7:30 p.m. &#8211; $15<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Apr 12<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>Children\u2019s Easter Party &amp; Dance, Harry Jerome Memorial \u00a0 Centre, 123 East 23<sup>rd<\/sup> Street, North Vancouver 2 \u2014 4 p.m. Adults $5 \u00a0 \u2014 Children Free<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Apr 12<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>Deep Cove Dance in St. Catherine\u2019s Church Hall, 1058 Ridgewood \u00a0 Drive, North Vancouver at 7:30 p.m. with music by Mary Ross &#8211; $15<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Apr 12<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>Bellingham Social<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Apr 12<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>Nanaimo workshop &amp; Tea Dance with teachers Ruth Jappy &amp; \u00a0 Rebecca Blackhall-Peters plus musicians Alex Jappy, Deborah Jones &amp; Julie \u00a0 Smith.\u00a0\u00a0 Workshop (3 classes), lunch \u00a0 &amp; Tea Dance $55; Tea Dance $15; Lunch $10.\u00a0\u00a0 Info etc. at <\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nanaimoscd.com\"><i>www.nanaimoscd.com<\/i><\/a><i> or Hazel 250-758-6224<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"91\"><i>Apr 14<\/i><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" width=\"714\"><i>We\u2019re Celebrating and everyone is invited for the start of our \u00a0 50<sup>th<\/sup> anniversary celebrations.\u00a0 \u00a0 Vancouver Branch Party &amp; Ceilidh night at the Scottish Cultural \u00a0 Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver 7:30 \u2014 10:30 p.m. \u2014 Free \u00a0 admission!!\u00a0\u00a0 For details go to <\/i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\"><i>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/i><\/a><i><\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;` &#8220; <i><b><i><\/i><\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><b><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/i><b><\/b><b>THE\u00a0 POSITIVE\u00a0 SIDE\u00a0 OF\u00a0 LIFE:<\/b><b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><!--?xml:namespace prefix = \"o\" ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/--><\/p>\n<p><em><b><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Husbands are husbands<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><\/em><b><br \/>\n<em>A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. &#8216;What was that for?&#8217; the man asked. The wife replied<\/em><\/b><em><b>,<\/b><b> &#8216;That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket&#8217;.<\/b> <b>The man then said &#8216;When I was at the races last week<\/b><b>,<\/b><b> Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on<\/b><b>.<\/b><b>&#8216; The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied.. &#8216;Your horse phoned&#8217; <\/b><\/em><\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/i><\/b>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/winter-St-Andrews-Castle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4292\" alt=\"winter St Andrews Castle\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/winter-St-Andrews-Castle.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"386\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">St. Andrew&#8217;s Castle<\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p>Come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; it is lots of fun. Just ask anyone who came along to the Dancing in the Park. We had great audience participation so I hope you will all come along and join one of our great classes or at least come to one of the Ceilidh Dances.<\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-St-Andrews-Church-Brechin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4293\" alt=\"Winter St Andrew's Church Brechin\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-St-Andrews-Church-Brechin.jpg\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">St. Andrew&#8217;s, Brechin<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #99ff66;\"><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is on\u00a0Friday,\u00a0March 28, 2014 with live music by Calanaish.<\/strong>\u00a0<\/span> There will be a short performance by the Tam O&#8217;Shanter Dancers about 9 p.m.\u00a0\u00a0 You still have time to<strong> spread the word<\/strong> about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too. <strong><\/strong><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms<\/a> and here is a link to the Facebook advert:\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a> The format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 \u2014 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2014 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through. The price is only &#8211; $10 or $8 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain \u2014 everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. Don\u2019t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Fall-Sunrise-over-Carrbridge.jpg\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those who enjoy listening to Scottish music, song, banter etc. try <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andysceilidh.co.uk\/\">www.andysceilidh.co.uk\/<\/a> this is a radio programme that you can get sent to you and listen any time you want. Andy is asking everyone to send in their requests so if you have a favourite Scottish tune, song, recitation, band, performer, choir or whatever send an e-mail to <a>andyrossbw@aol.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00c3\u2020\u00a0AE AE\u00a0AE AE\u00a0AE AE<\/p>\n<p>The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at &#8220;RSCDS-Vancouver&#8221; &#8211; check it out there are some good pictures etc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver\">www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver.<\/a> There is a link on both our website <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and the Branch website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>It really is never too late to come along and join in one of many Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes and well any time is a great time to do it. <\/strong> You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class next week. There are classes all around and on different nights so GIVE IT A GO! Go to either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\">www,vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> for a list of class locations and times.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-Happy.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4324\" alt=\"St Patricks Happy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-Happy.gif\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those who don\u2019t know SCD is a fabulous pastime which is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing.<\/p>\n<p>It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to learn the basics then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there is also a Branch in Seattle).<\/p>\n<p>There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed below. Come along \u2014 check us out \u2014 the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that\u2019s for a 2 hour class! You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!! Check the list of classes at either at <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations <strong><em>as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the Cariboo, Okanagan, etc. etc. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details &#8211; <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-irish-dance.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4325\" alt=\"St Patricks irish dance\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-irish-dance.gif\" width=\"87\" height=\"192\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"St patrick's Day Dancers\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-patricks-Day-Dancers.gif\" width=\"10\" height=\"10\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>===========================================================<\/strong> <strong><\/strong><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For upcoming events see www.vancouverceilidh.org and www.rscdsvancouver.org. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Stirling.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4294\" alt=\"Winter Stirling\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-Stirling.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Stirling<\/p>\n<p><em>Other announcements etc: <\/em><strong>Seattle Branch &#8211; info at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscds-seattle.org\/\">www.rscds-seattle.org<\/a><\/strong> A monthly Challenge Class is held on the 2nd Friday each month in the upper building, Room 7, Phinney\u00a0Neighbourhood Association, 4532 Phinney Avenue, North Seattle at 7:30 p.m. Info at <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscds-seattle.org\/\">www.rscds-seattle.org<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0 \u00a0Next class:\u00a0\u00a0April 11, 2014<\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff33;\">The next <strong>regular<\/strong> monthly <strong>Ceilidh Dance<\/strong><strong> will be held\u00a0on Friday,\u00a0March 28, 2014\u00a0<\/strong>in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73<sup>rd<\/sup> &amp; Hudson which is between Oak &amp; Granville), Vancouver,<\/span> We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of 12 or more and we can give them a discount!!! This will be the seventh regular Ceilidh Dance of the 2013\/14 season and it would be great if we could double the attendance of the last dance on February 28.<\/p>\n<p><strong>W<\/strong><strong>e Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It only costs $10 ($8 for students) &#8211; it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the YouTube link <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw<\/a> or the Face-book page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don&#8217;t forget to tell them about the website <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and get them to &#8220;subscribe&#8221; to the newsletter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Thanks to good attendances last year the finances for the 2012\/13 season will still allow the cost to be the amazingly low price of $10 or $8 for students and we provide refreshments although we do ask for your donations towards their cost.\u00a0<\/strong> <strong>But low attendance this season might mean we have to look at increasing the admission in future.\u00a0<\/strong> We always need your support both by coming along and by helping us to advertise these dances by whatever means you use to communicate with your friends be it e-mail, Face-Book, Twitter, Text or even telephone!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-kiss-me.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4326\" alt=\"St Patricks kiss me\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-kiss-me.gif\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don\u2019t need a partner; you don\u2019t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening of exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn! There is a FREE class from 7 \u2014 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2014 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The schedule for the 2013\/14 season shapes up as follows:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>All on Fridays of course &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>2014<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>March 28<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>April 25 <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We are still working on improving the strength of the smile muscles as well as the bows and curtsies!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Please<\/strong><strong> do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible.<\/strong>\u00a0Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is. We need to attract students from Universities and all\u00a0colleges. Somehow we have to get word out to these students. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 &#8211; 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($10 or $8 for students.)<\/p>\n<p>You should check the website &#8211; <strong><a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0&#8211; from time to time as you can find various pages listing &#8220;Ceilidhs and Events;&#8221; Classes:&#8221; Duncan&#8217;s List;&#8221; etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week&#8217;s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website.<\/p>\n<p>You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> &#8211; as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good-looking site. If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please check the website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> for updates, pictures and news. Dance \u2014 it is good for your health.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-storm-Mallaig.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4295\" alt=\"Winter storm Mallaig\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Winter-storm-Mallaig.jpg\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mallaig<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don&#8217;t forget to look at our web pages at <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong><em><\/em> <em>If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address &#8211; <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and ask them to subscribe. <\/em><strong><em> <\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>I<\/em>f you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman 12pt format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don&#8217;t know all the details. This newsletter reaches out to some<strong>\u00a0382 <\/strong>subscribers\u00a0from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them.<\/p>\n<p>====================================================<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who have children and don&#8217;t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\nNext Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><em>\u00a0<\/em>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy yourselves &#8211; come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; for it is good for your health and you never know you just might &#8230;..! See Coming Events on the website for info &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-line-dance.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4327\" alt=\"St Patricks line dance\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/St-Patricks-line-dance.gif\" width=\"36\" height=\"100\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/winter-Storr-old-man-of-Storr.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4296\" alt=\"winter Storr &amp; old man of Storr\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/winter-Storr-old-man-of-Storr.jpg\" width=\"766\" height=\"511\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Storr and the Old Man of<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more, and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>DUNCAN<\/strong> <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve just past the Ides of March made famous by Mr. Shakespeare and before this week is out the official start of Spring will be here. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The next Ceilidh Dance is\u00a0on\u00a0Friday, March 28, 2014\u00a0&#8211; in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver.\u00a0\u00a0 This is a fun and inexpensive way to have an enjoyable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4281","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}