{"id":5231,"date":"2014-08-25T16:00:03","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T20:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=5231"},"modified":"2014-08-25T16:00:03","modified_gmt":"2014-08-25T20:00:03","slug":"ceilidhdance-newsletter-201415-1","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=5231","title":{"rendered":"CeilidhDance Newsletter &#8211; 2014\/15 #1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/august.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5247\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/august.gif\" alt=\"august\" width=\"140\" height=\"80\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Highland-Games-2014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5232\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Highland-Games-2014.jpg\" alt=\"Highland Games - 2014\" width=\"640\" height=\"308\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Massed demonstration at the 2014 BC Highland Games &#8211; photo by Simon Scott<\/p>\n<p>Welcome back to a new Season of Ceilidh and Scottish Country dancing.\u00a0\u00a0 We have had a wonderful summer and Dancing in the Park did not miss a night although one night had to be cut a bit short.\u00a0\u00a0 I hope you all have had a great time and have been able to enjoy the super weather.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">*********************************************************************************<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>The next regular Ceilidh Dance is not until Friday, September 26, 2014 <\/strong>&#8211; in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver. Start to make plans to come along as we really need all of you. This is a fun and inexpensive way to have an enjoyable evening out with family and friends. Tell at least 2 friends to join you, forward this e-mail to more friends and encourage them to sign up for the newsletter and to come to the Ceilidh Dance. Think of the great exercise you get as well.\u00a0\u00a0 See below for more information.<\/p>\n<p>????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Commonwealth-Games-action.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5233\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Commonwealth-Games-action.jpg\" alt=\"Commonwealth Games action\" width=\"640\" height=\"443\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Commonwealth Games action<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #99cc00;\"><strong><i><i>A walk through for the Fall Frolic will be held in the Scottish Cultural Centre on Wednesday, August 27 at 7:30 &#8212;\u00a0 $6<\/i><\/i><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/swing1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/swing1.gif\" alt=\"swing\" width=\"84\" height=\"84\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\">LOST:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\">A tartan shoe bag at the Scottish Cultural Centre or ????\u00a0\u00a0 Was beside some nitro spray with Keith&#8217;s name on it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-roadside-entertainment-on-Lewis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5234\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-roadside-entertainment-on-Lewis.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - roadside entertainment on Lewis\" width=\"640\" height=\"436\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Roadside entertainment on Lewis<\/span><\/div>\n<p><em> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p><em>I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turn<\/em><em>ed myself around.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Kelpies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5235\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Kelpies.jpg\" alt=\"Kelpies\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr size=\"5\" width=\"90%\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Kelpies<\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc00;\">The 4th Annual Fall Frolic hosted by the West End Scottish Country Dance Club\u00a0will be held in the West End Community Centre, 870 Denman Street, Vancouver on Saturday, August 30 (Labour Day Saturday) at 7:30 p.m. with music by the Tartan Players.\u00a0\u00a0 Admission is $15 and a donation of a plate of food would be very much appreciated.\u00a0 Denise, Duncan and all the members of the club look forward to seeing you there.\u00a0\u00a0 The programme of dances and Crib notes are on the Branch website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org%20\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc00;\">www.rscdsvancouver.org <\/span><\/a>and you can find all the dances on YouTube.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Glenfinnan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5236\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Glenfinnan.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Glenfinnan\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Glenfinnan<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ff99ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Applecross.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5237\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Applecross.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Applecross\" width=\"640\" height=\"433\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Applecross<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-boarding.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5250\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-boarding.gif\" alt=\"Summer - boarding\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ccff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/clowndance.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5257\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/clowndance.gif\" alt=\"clowndance\" width=\"151\" height=\"204\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 \u00a7\u00a7<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Loch-an-Eilein-near-Aviemore.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5238\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Loch-an-Eilein-near-Aviemore.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Loch an Eilein near Aviemore\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr noshade=\"noshade\" size=\"5\" width=\"200\" \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Loch an <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Eilein<\/span> near <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Aviemore<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\">The Scottish Cultural Centre<\/span> is a pretty unique and wonderful asset and space is available for rent to anyone or any group. The Centre does not run itself but is actually run by the United Scottish Cultural Society (<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">USCS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>). Memberships in this Society are for individuals only and presently cost $10 annually. Membership Application Forms may be obtained either at the Centre or on the <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">USCS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottishculturalcentre.com\">www.scottishculturalcentre.com<\/a> .<\/p>\n<p>Any person may join <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">USCS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> and Scottish Ceilidh Dancers are encouraged to show their support by doing so. If any <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">USCS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> member would like to be more involved, then, Darryl <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Carracher<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>, the Manager at the Centre, will be pleased to give you further information. We have just finished replacing the roof which was a major expense.\u00a0 We also plan to paint and spruce up the main hall but that will not take place until September at the earliest.<\/p>\n<p>Upgrades to the Centre are also being considered so it is particularly appropriate that dancers join <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">USCS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>. No final decisions on these upgrades will be made before Members of <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">USCS<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> are fully informed.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dancing in the Park with its weekly theme nights proved to be a big success with lots of dancers and many from the audience joining in.\u00a0\u00a0 Thanks to all the Teachers and helpers who put a lot of effort into making these nights such a success.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There was a reasonable turn out of dancers to dance\/march in the Canada Day parade and we were well received.\u00a0\u00a0 Many thanks to <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Cathrine<\/span> and Francis for all their organization.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">We have had a super summer with our grandchildren but all good things have to come to an end when it is time for them to go back to school.\u00a0\u00a0 We have been up and down to the Crescent Beach Swimming Club (<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">CBSC<\/span>) pool and tennis courts many times and attended\u00a0 swim meets and water polo matches.\u00a0\u00a0 The <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">U14<\/span> team, including Ryan, won gold at the Provincial Summer Swimming Championships in Kamloops and his relay team won a silver medal too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The LA contingent all left separately with Caitlin, who was a first year swim coach,\u00a0being required at school for field hockey practise so she left a week ago; Ryan joined his cousins to fly back east last Thursday to holiday with his other grandparents and Eileen started her drive down south early on Friday morning.\u00a0\u00a0 That leaves the HK crew who flew out at\u00a02 a.m. this Monday morning.\u00a0\u00a0 We took them to the airport &#8211; 2 car loads &#8211; at midnight.\u00a0\u00a0 The wee ones had been up since 7 a.m. and each swum in 6 races with Taryn winning trophies in two events.\u00a0\u00a0 I only had to swim (well somehow I got from one end to the other) in one relay.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Now our house will be so quiet which is lovely but I will miss them all tomorrow!!.\u00a0\u00a0 I have to turn off the hot tub and when it cools empty it out and I have to dismantle, clean and store the trampoline.\u00a0\u00a0 I have some children&#8217;s bikes, toys, etc. to give away and then it will soon be time to put all the patio stuff away again.\u00a0\u00a0 Our life&#8217;s are never dull and never without something to do!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/em> <em><!--?xml:namespace prefix = \"o\" ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/--><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-camping.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5251\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-camping.gif\" alt=\"Summer camping\" width=\"264\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>These days are past for us now &#8211; thank goodness!!<\/p>\n<p>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is not until Friday, September 26th, 2014.\u00a0\u00a0 I have tried an experiment and registered with Meetup and there has already been some response so I will <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">try and<\/span> see how it goes.\u00a0\u00a0 If it works well maybe I will try it for SCD classes too.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Canada-Day-maple-leaf-line.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5104\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Canada-Day-maple-leaf-line.gif\" alt=\"Canada Day maple leaf line\" width=\"575\" height=\"25\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Glen-Affric.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5239\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Glen-Affric.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Glen Affric\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Glen <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Affric<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Michelle has very kindly made up a Facebook event page for the Ceilidh but you need to &#8220;Search for Vancouver Ceilidh on Facebook and &#8220;Like&#8221; us to receive updates on upcoming Ceilidhs and other events&#8221;. Then, if you &#8220;Like&#8221; the Vancouver Ceilidh FB page (do as described above), you too will receive updates AND be able to share those updates and events on your personal Facebook page to your friends and ask that they &#8220;Like&#8221; and &#8220;Share&#8221;, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Ceilidh Dances are great ways to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries etc. Invite all your friends to come and join you at the Ceilidh. You are welcome to bring your own cake and we&#8217;ll even sing for you!!<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>You can join the e-mail list of the SFU Scottish and Celtic Society; the club connecting you to all things Scottish and Celtic at SFU and the community. As members of this mailing list, you will receive updates on events and learning opportunities. All are welcome to participate and enjoy.<\/em> <em>Facebook Group:<\/em> <em> As of today, our new Facebook Group is launched and available to join. It is an &#8216;Open&#8217; group. Anyone can join and invite their friends. We will create Facebook &#8216;Events&#8217; for all our occasions. Join today at this link: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/451447541666799\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/451447541666799\/<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{<\/p>\n<p>There were some very good pictures taken at the January 4, 2013 Ceilidh Dance which have been posted on the RSCDS Vancouver Branch Facebook page. If you do not want your picture on that page please contact <a>web@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>. The link for the pictures is: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/media\/set\/?set=a.316825198419573.56421.149674745134620&amp;type=3\">www.facebook.com\/media\/set\/?set=a.316825198419573.56421.149674745134620&amp;type=3<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Thanks for the tips on how to get pictures etc. from my e-mails to the newsletter. I have downloaded Irfan View which seems to work very well<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/2014-Commonwealth-flotilla-on-the-Clyde.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5240\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/2014-Commonwealth-flotilla-on-the-Clyde.jpg\" alt=\"2014 Commonwealth flotilla on the Clyde\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Commonwealth flotilla on the Clyde<\/p>\n<p>Some fun and interesting sites: &#8211; note if you have a link to something you think others would enjoy please forward them to me.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\">Absolutely great ad from <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">McDonalds<\/span> in honor of the World Soccer Tournament.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: black; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\">\u00a0<\/span><b><span style=\"color: blue; font-family: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/-T7zyezBkuY?rel=0\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #2862c5;\"><span style=\"font-family: Helvetica;\">www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/-T7zyezBkuY?rel=0<\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>This is the actual answering-machine message for the <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Maroochydore<\/span> High School in Queensland, Australia. Click here to hear the message:<\/p>\n<p><strong>&lt;<\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Pwghabw4N80?rel=0\"><strong>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Pwghabw4N80?rel=0<\/strong><\/a><strong>&gt;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><\/b><b>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/barbequing.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5254\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/barbequing.gif\" alt=\"barbequing\" width=\"111\" height=\"134\" \/><\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<em>The Dublin mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law, Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. &#8220;What happened Paddy?&#8221; she asks anxiously. &#8220;What happened!! \u00a0I&#8217;ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home&#8230; and guess what I found? <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Yes, your daughter, my wife <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Brydie<\/span>, naked with Frankie <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">O&#8217;Naught<\/span> in our <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">marital<\/span> bed! \u00a0This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I&#8217;m done. I&#8217;m leaving forever!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0&#8220;Ah now, calm down, calm down, Paddy!&#8221; says his mother-in-law. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;There is something very odd going on here. <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Brydie<\/span> would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I&#8217;ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.&#8221; Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. &#8220;Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation &#8230;&#8230;.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>She never got your e-mail!!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;`<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Tarskavaig-Skye.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5241\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Tarskavaig-Skye.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Tarskavaig, Skye\" width=\"640\" height=\"457\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Tarskavaig<\/span>, Skye<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">The next Ceilidh Dance will be held on Friday, September 26, 2014. Same time, same place, same price (so long as there is a big attendance), same amount of fun and entertainment. Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. We need to improve the attendance to make the dances financially viable. Please do your best to spread the word. Let me know if you would like a poster to put up.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr noshade=\"noshade\" size=\"5\" width=\"350\" \/>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><em><em><em><em>Remember\u00a0 &#8220;<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">I<\/span>&#8221; before &#8220;E,&#8221; except in Budweiser. <\/em><em> Professor Irwin\u00a0 Corey<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<\/p>\n<p>A new website for kilts and accessories. Prices seem excellent, no idea of quality or trustworthiness though: <a href=\"www.aglowmusichouse.com\"> www.aglowmusichouse.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Subscriptions stayed the same so this newsletter will\u00a0go out to 393 people in many cities, provinces &amp; countries. I did not\u00a0make my goal of 400 and I will shortly\u00a0do a purge of those who have not opened the last few editions of the newsletter.\u00a0\u00a0This normally means quite a few deletions so I\u00a0will need your help to get the subscriptions back up again.\u00a0\u00a0 Thanks for all your support.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Please pass along the website to your friends and ask them to subscribe &#8211; it is free!! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0 At time of writing this last week&#8217;s initial notice was\u00a0opened by\u00a0204 subscribers or 52% of the total list.\u00a0 \u00a0I know some of you prefer to go to the website and open the newsletter from there so the number is probably much higher. Please keep opening the newsletter!!<\/p>\n<p>Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.<\/p>\n<p>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<\/p>\n<p>An online contact for dance and marching shoes (<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">ghillies<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>, pumps, brogues, etc.) is Bruce Griffith at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.avriel.com\">www.avriel.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I also gather that <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">TartanTown<\/span><\/span> in Coquitlam stocks dance shoes by Seniors of St. Andrews.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>]]]]]]]]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\">Events happening in the immediate future include\u00a0the walk through on Wednesday August 27th and the 4th annual Fall Frolic on August 30.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Then all classes will be starting up\u00a0<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">mstly<\/span> in the week beginning September 8.<\/span><br \/>\nPlease see &#8220;Coming Events&#8221; below for all information.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Dance-blue.gif\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Mount-Stewart-Isle-of-Bute.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Tay-Bridge-Dundee-Law.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5242\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Tay-Bridge-Dundee-Law.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Tay Bridge &amp; Dundee Law\" width=\"640\" height=\"496\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">The Tay Bridge<\/span><\/p>\n<p>||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter, please let me know &#8211; <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please do not complain to your server that this is junk mail. There is a link on the e-mail should you wish to unsubscribe.<\/p>\n<p>COMING EVENTS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: Note: Please check list of classes for all start times and locations.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>2014<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc00;\"><em>Aug 27<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc00;\"><em>Walk through of dances for the Fall Frolic in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver at 7:30 p.m. $6 \u2013 all welcome.<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Aug 28<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>Summer fun for experienced dancers at Harmsworth Hall, 7070 \u2013 232<sup>nd<\/sup> Street, Langley from 7:30 \u2013 10:00 p.m. Drop in fee $5 info from Diane <\/em><a href=\"mailto:dicoulo@gmail.com\"><em>dicoulo@gmail.com<\/em><\/a><em> or 604-533-0023<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff9900;\"><em>Aug 30<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff9900;\"><em>The 4<sup>th<\/sup> annual Fall Frolic hosted by the West End SCDC in the West End Community Centre, 870 Denman Street, Vancouver with music by the Tartan Players.\u00a0\u00a0 7:30 &#8211; $15 parking available please enter off Denman Street \u2013 a small donation of food would be very much appreciated <\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Sep\u00a0 9<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>West End Scottish Country Dance Club classes commence with a Free introductory lesson.\u00a0\u00a0 Class starts at 7:30 p.m. in the West End Community Centre, 870 Denman Street, Vancouver.\u00a0\u00a0 For information phone 604-536-9481 or e-mail <\/em><a href=\"mailto:duncanmackenzie@telus.net\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>duncanmackenzie@telus.net<\/em><\/span><\/a><em>\u00a0 <\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffff;\"><em>Sep 10<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffff;\"><em>White Rock Scottish Country Dance Club classes recommence \u2013 see <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wrscdc.com\/\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffff;\"><em>www.wrscdc.com<\/em><\/span><\/a><em> \u2013 everyone welcome.<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Sep 12 &#8211; 14<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>Fort Worden Ruby Weekend \u2013 rscds-seattle.org \u2013 Do not miss out on this very popular dancing weekend.\u00a0\u00a0 Registrations due by May 31<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Sep 15<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Branch classes at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver commence the 2014\/15 season \u2013 see <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\"><em>Sep 19<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\">Vancouver Branch RSCDS Annual General Meeting in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver<\/span> <\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Sep 19<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>Carlos <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">N\u00fa\u00f1ez<\/span> is the undisputed master of Galicia\u2019s signature musical instrument, the <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">gaita<\/span>, or Galician bagpipes. From northern Spain\u2019s Celtic coast, <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">N\u00fa\u00f1ez<\/span> connects the musical tradition of his native Galicia with that of Ireland, Scotland, Brittany, and beyond. The Guardian UK quotes \u201cPipe music as if played by a Coltrane or a Hendrix.&#8221;<\/em><em>8:00pm\u00a0\u00a0 Location: Centennial Theatre North Vancouver<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>Sep 20<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>2014 TAC Island Workshop with Mary Murray as the Teacher.\u00a0\u00a0 New location is in the Bowen Centre, 5\u00a0 Bowen Road, Nanaimo.\u00a0 \u00a0Workshop at 10:30 a.m. &#8212;\u00a0 more details to follow.<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Sep 26<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh Dance at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver \u2013 no partner or experience required \u2013 live music with Calanais \u2013 refreshments available \u2013 class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. followed by dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. \u2013 all dances walked, talked and called \u2013 admission at the door $10 (students $8)<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;` &#8220;\u00a0<i><b><i><\/i><\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p><em>The\u00a0Washington Post&#8217;s Style Invitational also\u00a0asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by\u00a0<strong>adding, subtracting, or changing one\u00a0letter, and supply a new definition.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><em>Here are this year&#8217;s winners: <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><em><em><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Hipatitis<\/span> (n): Terminal coolness. <\/em><em><br \/>\n<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Osteopornosis<\/span> (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)<\/em><\/em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b><i><b><\/b><\/i><\/b>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Dundee-evening.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5243\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Dundee-evening.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Dundee evening\" width=\"640\" height=\"455\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Dundee<\/span><\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p>Come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; it is lots of fun. \u00a0Just ask anyone who came along to the Dancing in the Park. We had great audience participation so I hope you will all come along and join one of our great classes or at least come to one of the Ceilidh Dances.<\/p>\n<p>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Kelpies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-5244\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Kelpies.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Kelpies\" width=\"640\" height=\"444\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Daytime view of the Kelpies<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is not until Friday, September 26, 2014 with live music by <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Calanaish<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>.<\/strong> You still have time to<strong> spread the word<\/strong> about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><strong>Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms<\/span><\/a> and here is a link to the Facebook advert: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/span><\/a> The format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">They are all held at the Scottish <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Culural<\/span> Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver. \u00a0The price is only &#8211; $10 or $8 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain \u2013 everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. Don\u2019t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Fall-Sunrise-over-Carrbridge.jpg\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those who enjoy listening to Scottish music, song, banter etc. try <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andysceilidh.co.uk\/\">www.andysceilidh.co.uk\/<\/a> this is a radio programme that you can get sent to you and listen any time you want. Andy is asking everyone to send in their requests so if you have a favourite Scottish tune, song, recitation, band, performer, choir or whatever send an e-mail to <a>andyrossbw@aol.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6\u00c6<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">AE AE<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">AE AE<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">AE AE<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at &#8220;<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">RSCDS-Vancouver<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>&#8221; &#8211; check it out there are some good pictures etc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver\">www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver.<\/a> There is a link on both our website <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and the Branch website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>This is a really good time to come along and join in one of many Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes as you will be starting at the same time as other &#8220;beginners.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong> You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class next week. There are classes all around and on different nights so GIVE IT A GO! Go to either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\">www,vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> for a list of class locations and times.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/frog-dance-line.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5259\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/frog-dance-line.gif\" alt=\"frog dance line\" width=\"215\" height=\"70\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those who don\u2019t know SCD is a fabulous pastime which is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing.<\/p>\n<p>It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to learn the basics then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there is also a Branch in Seattle).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/bird-blue-flying.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5256\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/bird-blue-flying.gif\" alt=\"bird blue flying\" width=\"130\" height=\"104\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed below. Come along \u2013 check us out \u2013 the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that\u2019s for a 2 hour class! You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!! Check the list of classes at either at <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>. Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations <strong><em>as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Cariboo<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>, <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Okanagan<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>, <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\"><span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">etc. etc<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details &#8211; <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>THE FAMILY TREE OF <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">VINCENT<\/span> VAN <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">GOGH<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>His dizzy aunt &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Verti<\/span> Gogh\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The constipated uncle &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Can&#8217;t Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The brother who ate prunes&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Gotta Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The brother who worked at a convenience store &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Stop N Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The grandfather from Yugoslavia &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; U Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>His magician uncle &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Where-diddy<\/span> Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>His Mexican cousin &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- A Mee Gogh\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<em>The Mexican cousin&#8217;s American half-brother &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Gring<\/span> Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The nephew who drove a <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">stage coach<\/span> &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Wells-far Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The ballroom dancing aunt &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Tang Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The bird lover uncle &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">-Flamin<\/span> Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The gay cousin &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Man Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>An aunt who taught positive thinking &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Way-to-Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>The little bouncy nephew &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Poe Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>A sister who loved 60s music &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;Go Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>And his niece who travels the country in an RV &#8212; Winnie Bay Gogh <\/em><br \/>\n<em>I saw you smiling!\u00a0 . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . there ya Gogh!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>===========================================================<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For upcoming events see www.vancouverceilidh.org and www.rscdsvancouver.org. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Other announcements etc: <\/em> <strong>Seattle Branch &#8211; info at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscds-seattle.org\/\">www.rscds-seattle.org<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">The next <strong>regular<\/strong> monthly <strong>Ceilidh Dance<\/strong><strong> will be held on Friday, September 26, 2014 <\/strong>in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73<sup>rd<\/sup> &amp; Hudson which is between Oak &amp; Granville), Vancouver, We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of 12 or more and we can give them a discount!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/beedropping.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5255\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/beedropping.gif\" alt=\"beedropping\" width=\"74\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>W<\/strong><strong>e Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!!<\/strong> It only costs $10 ($8 for students) &#8211; it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the YouTube link <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw<\/a> or the Face-book page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a> Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don&#8217;t forget to tell them about the website <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and get them to &#8220;subscribe&#8221; to the newsletter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/flowerpotbloom.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5258\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/flowerpotbloom.gif\" alt=\"flowerpotbloom\" width=\"60\" height=\"115\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don\u2019t need a partner; you don\u2019t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening of exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn! There is a FREE class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>The schedule for the 2013\/14 season shapes up as follows:<\/strong> All on Fridays of course &#8212;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2014<br \/>\nSeptember 26<br \/>\nOctober 24<br \/>\nNovember 28<br \/>\n2015<br \/>\nJanuary 9<br \/>\nFebruary 6<br \/>\nFebruary 27<br \/>\nMarch 27<br \/>\nApril 24<\/p>\n<p>Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We hope to have lots of new Ceilidh dancers and I might even try out one or two &#8220;new&#8221; dances.\u00a0\u00a0 Remember to bring your smiles and wear flat shoes.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <strong>Please<\/strong><strong> do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible.<\/strong> Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-One-of-the-3-Kings-at-Cullen.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-One-of-the-3-Kings-at-Cullen.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - One of the 3 Kings at Cullen\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">One of the 3 kings at Cullen<\/p>\n<p>We need to attract students from Universities and all colleges. Somehow we have to get word out to these students. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 &#8211; 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($10 or $8 for students.) You should check the website &#8211; <strong><a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; from time to time as you can find various pages listing &#8220;Ceilidhs and Events;&#8221; Classes:&#8221; Duncan&#8217;s List;&#8221; etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week&#8217;s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website.<\/p>\n<p>You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> &#8211; as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good-looking site.<\/p>\n<p>If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please check the website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> for updates, pictures and news. Dance \u2013 it is good for your health.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Fionnphort-at-low-tide.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5274\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-Fionnphort-at-low-tide.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - Fionnphort at low tide\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Fionnphort<\/span> at low tide<\/p>\n<p><strong>Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don&#8217;t forget to look at our web pages at <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address &#8211; <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and ask them to subscribe. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>I<\/em>f you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">12pt<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don&#8217;t know all the details. This newsletter reaches out to some<strong> 393 <\/strong>subscribers from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them.<\/p>\n<p>====================================================<\/p>\n<p><em>ARE WE\u00a0 THE ONES WHO ARE AGING??<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> ONE <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Recently, when I went to McDonald&#8217;s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">McNuggets<\/span>. I asked\u00a0 for a <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">half dozen<\/span> nuggets. &#8216;We don&#8217;t have <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">half dozen<\/span>\u00a0 nuggets,&#8217; said the teenager at the counter. &#8216;You\u00a0 don&#8217;t?&#8217; I replied. &#8216;We only have six, nine, or twelve,&#8217;\u00a0 was the reply. &#8216;So I can&#8217;t order a <span class=\"hiddenGrammarError\">half dozen<\/span> nuggets,\u00a0 but I can order six?&#8217; &#8216;That&#8217;s right.&#8217; So I shook\u00a0 my head and ordered six <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">McNuggets<\/span> (Unbelievable but sadly\u00a0 true&#8230;) (Must\u00a0 have been the same one I asked for\u00a0 sweetener, and she said they didn&#8217;t have any, only <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Splenda<\/span> and sugar.) <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>TWO<br \/>\nI was checking out at the local K-Mart with just a few items and\u00a0 the lady behind me put\u00a0 her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those &#8216;dividers&#8217; that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn&#8217;t get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the &#8216;divider&#8217;, looking it all over for the bar code so\u00a0 she could scan it.\u00a0 Not finding the bar code, she said to\u00a0 me, &#8216;Do you know how much this is?&#8217; I said to her &#8216;I&#8217;ve\u00a0 changed my mind; I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll buy that\u00a0 today.&#8217; She said &#8216;OK,&#8217; and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. ( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I\u00a0 left) <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>THREE<br \/>\nA woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired\u00a0what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the\u00a0 Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM &#8216;thingy.&#8217; (Keep\u00a0shuddering!!) <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>FOUR<br \/>\nI recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.\u00a0 &#8216;Do you need some help?&#8217; I asked.\u00a0 She replied, &#8216;I knew I should have replaced the\u00a0 battery to this remote door <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">unlocker<\/span>. Now I can&#8217;t get into my car. Do you think they\u00a0(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery\u00a0 to fit this?&#8217; &#8216;<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Hmmm<\/span>, I don&#8217;t know. Do you have an alarm, too?&#8217; I asked. &#8216;No, just this remote\u00a0 thingy,&#8217; she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.\u00a0 As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, &#8216;Why don&#8217;t you drive over there and check\u00a0about the batteries. It&#8217;s a long walk&#8230;.&#8217; PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!! <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>FIVE<br \/>\nSeveral\u00a0 years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, &#8216;I&#8217;m almost\u00a0 out of typing paper. What do I do?&#8217;<br \/>\n<\/em><em>&#8216;Just use paper from the\u00a0 <span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">photocopier<\/span>&#8216;, the secretary told her. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the\u00a0<span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">photocopier<\/span> and proceeded to make five &#8216;blank&#8217;\u00a0copies.<\/em><em> Brunette,\u00a0 by the way!! <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>SIX<br \/>\nA\u00a0 mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she\u00a0needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl\u00a0 and he should be fine, the mother says, &#8216;I just gave him some\u00a0ant killer&#8230;&#8230;&#8217; Dispatcher: &#8216;Rush him in to emergency right now!&#8217; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Life is tough. It&#8217;s even tougher if you&#8217;re stupid!!!! Someone\u00a0had to remind me, so I&#8217;m reminding you too. Don&#8217;t laugh&#8230;.it is all true&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>===========================================================<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy yourselves &#8211; come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; for it is good for your health and you never know you just might &#8230;..! See Coming Events on the website for info &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-windsurfer-at-Elie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5275\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Summer-windsurfer-at-Elie.jpg\" alt=\"Summer - windsurfer at Elie\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">Windsurfing at Elie<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more, and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\"><span class=\"hiddenSpellError\">DUNCAN<\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/strong> <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong>ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u00a0 Massed demonstration at the 2014 BC Highland Games &#8211; photo by Simon Scott Welcome back to a new Season of Ceilidh and Scottish Country dancing.\u00a0\u00a0 We have had a wonderful summer and Dancing in the Park did not miss a night although one night had to be cut a bit short.\u00a0\u00a0 I hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5231","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5231"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5281,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5231\/revisions\/5281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}