{"id":6852,"date":"2015-05-04T11:39:52","date_gmt":"2015-05-04T15:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=6852"},"modified":"2015-05-04T11:56:19","modified_gmt":"2015-05-04T15:56:19","slug":"ceilidh-newsletter-201415-36","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/?page_id=6852","title":{"rendered":"Ceilidh Newsletter &#8211; 2014\/15 #36"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/may.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6867\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/may.gif\" alt=\"may\" width=\"150\" height=\"60\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-Spring-Ardnamurchan-Penninsula.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6854\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-Spring-Ardnamurchan-Penninsula.jpg\" alt=\"Late Spring - Ardnamurchan Penninsula\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ardnamurchan Peninsula<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Well it has been an exciting and busy week.\u00a0\u00a0 The tax deadline has come and gone (even though they have extended it)\u00a0and I managed to get all but one client&#8217;s (including our own) filed.\u00a0\u00a0 The one outstanding I forgot all about the fact he was coming in to the office and I had to arrange for someone else to go over the return with him so it did get filed but there is another instance of me forgetting something &#8211; I really have to write everything down.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Lindsay and Colin, the two band members here from Scotland to play for the White Rock Tea Dance etc. arrived on Tuesday evening &#8211; plane delayed 2 hours so they had been on the go for almost 24 hours &#8211; and as they are staying with us I was at the airport to greet and meet them.\u00a0\u00a0 They are a very nice young couple and we have had the added privilege of hearing them practise.\u00a0\u00a0 The rented sound system arrived here on Wednesday morning and we set it all up to make sure it was all here and all working and then they practised for about 2 hours.\u00a0\u00a0 We opened the doors so that our neighbours good enjoy the music too!!<\/p>\n<p>We had a good walk down to the beach then it was time to load all the speakers, cables, board, piano, accordion, stands, etc. etc. into the car which left enough room for three of us to take it to Sullivan Hall.\u00a0\u00a0Enroute we were caught up in some traffic jams so we were a bit late but we still got everything set up in time for the class.\u00a0\u00a0 Attendance was a bit disappointing but we danced over 50% of the Tea Dance programme and we all enjoyed the music.\u00a0\u00a0 There was a wee bit of confusion when Maureen asked the band to play the jigs and reels a bit faster and they thought she had said to play slower but that all got sorted out.<\/p>\n<p>Thursday the White Rock club hosted a lunch at Morgan Creek Golf Club after which we took Lindsay and Colin across to Grouse Mountain but the clouds were too low and it was starting to rain so after a walk around we carried on to Horseshoe Bay where we had a good walk and a wee shop!!\u00a0\u00a0 Back via Whytecliff and Lighthouse parks, St. Francis in the Woods so it was rush hour when we got to Park Royal and it took quite some time to navigate onto the Lions Gate Bridge.\u00a0\u00a0 Into Stanley Park stopping for dinner at Fergusson Point and then we got two tired folk back and they fell into their bed!!<\/p>\n<p>Friday our guests were taken out to Fort Langley by Paul &amp; Janice and then in the evening it was Ceilidh Time at the Elks Hall.\u00a0\u00a0 The attendance was better than most expected and all had a fun time with some super music.\u00a0\u00a0 It was not a late night but it was after 12 before they got to their bed.\u00a0\u00a0 Saturday was another day of touring with Paul and Janice as they were able to enjoy the sights in Vancouver including QE park, The Convention Centre, Granville Island,\u00a0and much more and at night we were all invited for dinner at Maureen&#8217;s where we had a very enjoyable evening and a super meal.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday morning was sandwich making time, loading the car with dishes, cups, etc. and off to set up for the Tea Dance.\u00a0\u00a0 We only had access to the Star of the Sea hall at 1:30 so it was a rush to get everything ready but we made it although a few early comers got to watch as we hurriedly finished up decorating etc.\u00a0\u00a0 It was a great dance with an interesting programme of unfamiliar but relatively easy dances along with some favourite oldies and goodies and the 80 or so attendees kept the floor full all afternoon &#8211; in fact they formed sets long before each dance was announced!!\u00a0\u00a0 The music was the highlight with Lindsay and Colin providing some great tunes that fit the dances &#8211; again some familiar along with some new ones.<\/p>\n<p>The ladies (and gentlemen) of the White Rock club excelled themselves yet again and produced a marvellous selection of sandwiches, fruit, veggie and goodies and they all pitched in to clear up afterwards so that, as usual, the hall was left cleaner than we had got it.\u00a0\u00a0 Off to the after party at Paul &amp; Janice&#8217;s which was close by where drinks flowed and there was more food.\u00a0\u00a0 After a bit of relaxation Lindsay strapped on the accordion and Colin took over the piano and we were treated to some lovely airs and other tunes and eventually there was a set for Trip to Bavaria.<\/p>\n<p>It was not too late when we got home but then there was some planning for today as, of course it is now Monday morning.\u00a0\u00a0 Colin and Lindsay are going off on their own using a day pass on our public transit.\u00a0\u00a0 They might go to check out Grouse\u00a0Mountain or whatever and we will meet them about 6:45 at the airport with their luggage.\u00a0\u00a0 The weather looks OK at the moment so we hope they get a nice one for their last day and that they have a safe journey home.\u00a0\u00a0 A BIG Thanks to them both for\u00a0sharing their wonderful talents, some great music and for being such charming and easy guests.<\/p>\n<p>Congratulations to the White Rock club and especially to our teacher, Maureen, for another great event.\u00a0\u00a0 You all worked hard and &#8220;you done good&#8221; &#8211; did yourselves proud.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/late-spring-Ardvreck-Castle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6855\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/late-spring-Ardvreck-Castle.jpg\" alt=\"late spring - Ardvreck Castle\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ardvreck Castle<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffff;\">\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/midge.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6868\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/midge.gif\" alt=\"midge\" width=\"148\" height=\"169\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>========================================================<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong>Gentle Thoughts for Today &#8211;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong><strong>1. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?<em> <strong> <strong><br \/>\n2. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO &#8216;GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?&#8217;<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n3. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL<\/strong> <strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?<\/strong> <strong><br \/>\n4. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS\u00a0WAGES?<\/strong><\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>==========================================<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Beinn-Liath-Mhor-across-Glen-Torridon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6856\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Beinn-Liath-Mhor-across-Glen-Torridon.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - Beinn Liath Mhor across Glen Torridon\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Beinn Liath Mhor across Glen Torridon<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; background-color: #ffff99;\"><em><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">The Teacher Candidates had their exams this\u00a0weekend and I am certain they all\u00a0did very well.\u00a0 Hopefully this will be the start of a long, successful and fun time of teaching SCD.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/burns-head-1.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em><em><strong><em><strong>There&#8217;s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.\u00a0 For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don&#8217;t hurt.<\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/em><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em> <strong> <strong>Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words<\/strong><\/strong><\/em><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>&#8216;The&#8217; and<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>&#8216;IRS&#8217;<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>together it spells<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>&#8216;Theirs.&#8217;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>*********************************************************************************<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><strong><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\">The next regular Ceilidh Dance is\u00a0not until Friday, September 25, 2015 (the last Friday of\u00a0 September) but there is a Ceilidh coming up in White Rock.\u00a0\u00a0 In St, John&#8217;s Presbyterian Church, 1480 George Street, White Rock\u00a0on Friday, May 8.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0This event will include performances by the Tam O&#8217;Shanter Dancers and some other performers as well as Ceilidh Dancing and a sing-a-long.\u00a0\u00a0 Cost $15 &#8211; see more details under Upcoming Events below<\/span>\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Unfortunately, mainly due to rising costs but also because of some lower attendances, I have been forced to increase the admission price next season to $12 ($10 for students) so I really hope this does not stop people from attending.\u00a0\u00a0 Remember that if you have a group of 8 or more you can all qualify for a discount but you have to contact me beforehand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ffcc00;\">SAVE THE DAY<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #cc99ff;\"><span style=\"font-size: 20pt;\"><span style=\"color: #cc99ff;\">BC Highland Games &amp; Scottish Festival<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #00ff00; font-size: 18pt;\">Saturday, June 20, 2015 in Percy Perry Stadium, Coquitlam<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>The Humanities Department at SFU\u00a0is offering a Celtic Mythology course this summer, taught by Dr. Antone Minard. It will be meeting on Saturday afternoons. The course outline can be obtained and questions about the course can be directed to Dr. Minard at <a href=\"mailto:mminard@sfu.ca\">mminard@sfu.ca<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If you are interested in trying to stop wind farms spoiling your views in Scotland try this website:\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.savelochness.com\/main.html\">https:\/\/www.savelochness.com\/main.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Subject: Italian Boy&#8217;s Confession \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>&#8220;Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe priest asks, &#8220;Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, Father, it is.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And who was the woman you were with?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I can&#8217;t tell you, Father, I don&#8217;t want to ruin her reputation.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, Johnny, I&#8217;m sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Was it Tina Minetti?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I cannot say.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Was it Teresa Volpe?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll never tell.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Was it Nina Capelli?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but I cannot name her.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Was it Cathy Piriano?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;My lips are sealed.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Please, Father, I cannot tell you.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe priest sighs in frustration. &#8220;You&#8217;re very tight lipped, Johnny \u00a0Parisi, and I admire that. But you&#8217;ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.<br \/>\nJohnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, &#8220;What&#8217;d you get?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Four months vacation and five good leads.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/late-Spring-Caledonian-Canal-at-Dochgarroch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6857\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/late-Spring-Caledonian-Canal-at-Dochgarroch.jpg\" alt=\"late Spring - Caledonian Canal at Dochgarroch\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Caledonian Canal at Dochgarroch<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/moldie3s.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6869\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/moldie3s.gif\" alt=\"moldie3s\" width=\"102\" height=\"105\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0===========================================================<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman&#8217;s sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;I want to repay you,&#8221; said the nobleman. &#8220;You saved my son&#8217;s life.&#8221; <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;No, I can&#8217;t accept payment for what I did,&#8221; the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer&#8217;s own son came to the door of the family hovel. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Is that your son?&#8221; the nobleman asked. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; the farmer replied proudly. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>&#8220;I&#8217;ll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he&#8217;ll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.&#8221; And that he did. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Farmer Fleming&#8217;s son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary&#8217;s Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Years afterward, the same nobleman&#8217;s son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>What saved his life this time? Penicillin. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son&#8217;s name? <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Sir Winston Churchill.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #99ccff;\">Thanks to Steve at the Celtic Treasure Chest there is now an online list of all the Celtic societies as well as a calendar of events:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>List\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/links\/index.php<\/span><\/a><br \/>\nCalendar\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; font-family: Calibri;\">https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\/celticevents\/index.php<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc00;\">There are always some specials at The Celtic Treasure Chest&#8217;s\u00a0stores.\u00a0 Check them out at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.celtictreasurechest.com\">www.celtictreasurechest.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\">Celtic Fashions on E-Bay &#8211; go to<a href=\"https:\/\/www.CelticFashions.com\"> https:\/\/www.CelticFashions.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em> 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>an impressive new book. \u00a0It&#8217;s called &#8230;&#8230;.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0 <\/em><strong><em>\u00a0 \u00a0&#8216;Ministers Do More than Lay People&#8217;<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><em>2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>and be Mary.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><em>3. The difference between the Pope and<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0 y<\/em><strong><em>our boss,\u00a0the Pope only expects you<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>to kiss his ring.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><strong><em>4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>Flash\u00a0and it is gone.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><em>5. The only time the world beats a path to<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0y<\/em><strong><em>our door is if you&#8217;re in\u00a0the bathroom.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><strong><em>6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em> The seat folded up, the drink spilled and<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><em>7. It used to be only death and taxes<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em> Now, of course, there&#8217;s<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>shipping and handling, too.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em> <strong><em>\u00a0 \u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>8.. A husband is someone who, after taking<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>the trash out, gives the impression that<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>he just cleaned the whole house.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><em>9 My next house will have no kitchen &#8211; just<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>Vending machines<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>and a\u00a0large trash can.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<strong><em>10. A blonde said, &#8216;I was worried that my<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>Mechanic might try to rip me off.<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em> <strong><em>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I was relieved when he told me all<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>I needed was turn signal fluid.&#8217;<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em> <strong><em>11.\u00a0Definition\u00a0of a teenager?<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0 <\/em><strong><em>\u00a0God&#8217;s punishment&#8230;for enjoying sex.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em><br \/>\n12. As you slide down the banister of life, may<\/em><\/strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong><em>the splinters never point the wrong way.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monkey-see.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6870\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monkey-see.gif\" alt=\"monkey see\" width=\"84\" height=\"73\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\">The Scottish Cultural Centre<\/span> is a pretty unique and wonderful asset and space is available for rent to anyone or any group. The Centre does not run itself but is actually run by the United Scottish Cultural Society (USCS). Memberships in this Society are for individuals only and presently cost $10 annually. Membership Application Forms may be obtained either at the Centre or on the USCS website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottishculturalcentre.com\">www.scottishculturalcentre.com<\/a> .\u00a0\u00a0 The cost is only $10.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\">Any person may join USCS and Scottish Country &amp; Ceilidh Dancers are encouraged to show their support by doing so<\/span>. If any USCS member would like to be more involved, then, Darryl Carracher, the Manager at the Centre, will be pleased to give you further information.\u00a0<span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monkey3dance.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6871\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monkey3dance.gif\" alt=\"monkey3dance\" width=\"130\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll\u00a0<\/em> <em><!--?xml:namespace prefix = \"o\" ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office\" \/--><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Greeness-snow-in-April.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6865\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Greeness-snow-in-April.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - Greeness snow in April\" width=\"304\" height=\"171\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Greeness &#8211; snow this past week!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><strong><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\">The next Ceilidh Dance is\u00a0on\u00a0Friday, September 25th, 2015.\u00a0<\/span> <\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Canada-Day-maple-leaf-line.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5104\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Canada-Day-maple-leaf-line.gif\" alt=\"Canada Day maple leaf line\" width=\"575\" height=\"25\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monsters.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6872\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/monsters.gif\" alt=\"monsters\" width=\"113\" height=\"101\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Michelle has very kindly made up <span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\">a Facebook event page for the Ceilidh<\/span> but you need to &#8220;Search for Vancouver Ceilidh on Facebook and &#8220;Like&#8221; us to receive updates on upcoming Ceilidhs and other events&#8221;. Then, if you &#8220;Like&#8221; the Vancouver Ceilidh FB page (do as described above), you too will receive updates AND be able to share those updates and events on your personal Facebook page to your friends and ask that they &#8220;Like&#8221; and &#8220;Share&#8221;, etc. Ceilidh Dances are great ways to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries etc. Invite all your friends to come and join you at the Ceilidh. You are welcome to bring your own cake and we&#8217;ll even sing for you!!<\/p>\n<p>kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk<\/p>\n<p><em>You can join the e-mail list of the SFU Scottish and Celtic Society; the club connecting you to all things Scottish and Celtic at SFU and the community. As members of this mailing list, you will receive updates on events and learning opportunities. All are welcome to participate and enjoy.<\/em> <em>Facebook Group:<\/em> <em> As of today, our new Facebook Group is launched and available to join. It is an &#8216;Open&#8217; group. Anyone can join and invite their friends. We will create Facebook &#8216;Events&#8217; for all our occasions. Join today at this link: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/451447541666799\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/451447541666799\/<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Some fun and interesting sites: &#8211; note if you have a link to something you think others would enjoy please forward them to me.<\/p>\n<p>THE AMAZING IPAD MAGICIAN<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=b_xhSQGKxO4\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=b_xhSQGKxO4<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;HMS Queen Elizabeth&#8221; ~ 65,000-Tonne Aircraft Carrier WOW!!<\/strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2680657\/Queen-uses-bottle-WHISKY-officially-Royal-Navys-biggest-vessel-declaring-magnificent-achievement-five-year-build.html\"><strong> https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2680657\/Queen-uses-bottle-WHISKY-officially-Royal-Navys-biggest-vessel-declaring-magnificent-achievement-five-year-build.html<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wait for it, it only gets more absurd as time goes on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d5qV-genXLY#t=479\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d5qV-genXLY#t=479<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\">The next Ceilidh Dance will be on\u00a0Friday, September 25th, 2015.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> \u00a0Same time, same place, small increase in price (so long as there is a big attendance), same amount of fun and entertainment. Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. We need to improve the attendance to make the dances financially viable. Please do your best to spread the word. Let me know if you would like a poster to put up.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;&amp;<strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>The slowly growing list\u00a0has stayed at the same lofty height of\u00a0 361.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I should be more grateful that\u00a0it has not decreased but it will\u00a0take forever\u00a0at this rate to get it back to 400\u00a0so I really need your help to get the subscriptions back up again.\u00a0\u00a0 Thanks for all your support.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Please pass along the website to your friends and ask them to subscribe &#8211; it is free!! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p>At time of writing this the last\u00a0newsletter was\u00a0opened by only 230\u00a0subscribers.\u00a0\u00a0Because the list is growing that was just 63.5% of\u00a0the total list.\u00a0 \u00a0I know some of you prefer to go to the website and open the newsletter from there so the number is probably much higher.<\/p>\n<p>Please keep opening the newsletter!!\u00a0 Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.<\/p>\n<p>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\">Events happening in the immediate future include\u00a0the Burnaby Spring session Monday May 4 &amp; 11 and the Ceilidh\u00a0in White Rock on May 8\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Please see &#8220;Coming Events&#8221; below for all information.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/motoribike.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6873\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/motoribike.gif\" alt=\"motoribike\" width=\"500\" height=\"22\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/clip-1.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a>||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter, please let me know &#8211; <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> Please do not complain to your server that this is junk mail. There is a link on the e-mail should you wish to unsubscribe.<\/p>\n<p>COMING EVENTS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: Note: Please check list of classes for all start times and locations.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>2015<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><em>May\u00a0 4<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><em>Burnaby Spring session \u2013 teacher TBA\u00a0 Scandinavian Community Centre, 6540 Thomas Street, Burnaby 7:30 p.m. &#8211;$6 drop in<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>May\u00a0 6<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>White Rock last class until September<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>May\u00a0 8<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><em>Ceilidh with music, song and dance at St. John\u2019s Presbyterian Church, 1480 George Street, White Rock\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Tickets $15 call 604-536-9481<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><em>May\u00a0 9<\/em><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><em>Bellingham social<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><em>May 11<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffff99;\"><em>Burnaby Spring session \u2013 teacher TBA\u00a0 Scandinavian Community Centre, 6540 Thomas Street, Burnaby 7:30 p.m. &#8211;$6 drop in<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>May 30<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Fort Langley 15<sup>th<\/sup> Anniversary Gala at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver with dinner at 6:30 p.m. including the customary dessert of strawberries, cream &amp; shortbread.\u00a0\u00a0 Music by The Torridon Scottish Dance Band.\u00a0\u00a0 Tickets $65 \u2013 book now at <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\" href=\"mailto:lonotera@shaw.ca\"><em>lonotera@shaw.ca<\/em><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>May 31<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\"><em>All dancers are invited to Nannette\u2019s 60<sup>th<\/sup> birthday Ball at 1:30 p.m. in St. Joseph Center, 215 N 15<sup>th<\/sup> Street, Mount Vernon, WA.\u00a0\u00a0 Lunch then dance to the music of Calum\u2019s Ceilidh Band.\u00a0\u00a0 The entire event \u2013 luncheon &amp; dance \u2013 is FREE!!\u00a0\u00a0 Please RSVP to Nannette Crowell &amp; Rodney Brandt <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #ffcc99;\" href=\"mailto:brandtlings@gmail.com\"><em>brandtlings@gmail.com<\/em><\/a><em> &amp; include names, addresses, phone numbers &amp; e-mail<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jun\u00a0\u00a0 3<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Highland Games practice \u2013 7:30 \u2013 9:00 p.m. at the Scottish Cultural Centre \u2013 <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\" href=\"mailto:tac@rscdsvancouver.org\"><em>tac@rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/a><em> or call Jean at 604-464-8103 or just come along.\u00a0\u00a0 Mary Murray will devise an easy programme and all dancers are welcome to join in the fun.<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jun 10<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Highland Games practice \u2013 7:30 \u2013 9:00 p.m. at the Scottish Cultural Centre \u2013 <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\" href=\"mailto:tac@rscdsvancouver.org\"><em>tac@rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/a><em> or call Jean at 604-464-8103 or just come along.\u00a0\u00a0 Mary Murray will devise an easy programme and all dancers are welcome to join in the fun.<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffff;\"><em>Jun 13<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffff;\"><em>Inverglen Scottish Dancers invite all to their Annual Recital to be held at 2 p.m. in the Freddy Wood Theatre, U.B.C. Tickets at the door \u2013 Adults $15; Children, students and seniors $12.\u00a0\u00a0 The School is celebrating 35 years of dance which is a wonderful accomplishment \u2013 Come join in the celebration.<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Jun 15<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Dancing in the Park \u2013 Ceperley Park near Second Beach in Stanley Park from 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. weather permitting (if uncertain call after 5 p.m. 604-922-6842 or 604-224-6751)\u00a0\u00a0 There\u2019ll always be some easy dances for new dancers.\u00a0\u00a0 Programmes will be on website \u2013 <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\"><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Jun 17<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><em>Highland Games practice \u2013 7:30 \u2013 9:00 p.m. at the Scottish Cultural Centre \u2013 <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\" href=\"mailto:tac@rscdsvancouver.org\"><em>tac@rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/a><em> or call Jean at 604-464-8103 or just come along.\u00a0\u00a0 Mary Murray will devise an easy programme and all dancers are welcome to join in the fun.<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>Jun 20<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\"><em>BC Highland Games in Percy Perry Stadium, Coquitlam \u2013 all day long with lots of fun, entertainment, competitions, food, whisky tasting, beer tent, vendors tents, etc. etc.\u00a0 \u2013 check out the website at <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #cc99ff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bchighlandgames.com\/\"><em>www.bchighlandgames.com<\/em><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Jun 22<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Dancing in the Park \u2013 Ceperley Park near Second Beach in Stanley Park from 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. weather permitting (if uncertain call after 5 p.m. 604-922-6842 or 604-224-6751)\u00a0\u00a0 There\u2019ll always be some easy dances for new dancers.\u00a0\u00a0 Programmes will be on website \u2013 <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\"><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"91\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Jun 29<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n<td width=\"714\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\"><em>Dancing in the Park \u2013 Ceperley Park near Second Beach in Stanley Park from 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. weather permitting (if uncertain call after 5 p.m. 604-922-6842 or 604-224-6751)\u00a0\u00a0 There\u2019ll always be some easy dances for new dancers.\u00a0\u00a0 Programmes will be on website \u2013 <\/em><a style=\"background-color: #00ffff;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\"><em>www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/em><\/a><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;` &#8220;\u00a0<i><b><i><\/i><\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Coffin-bridge-at-Carrbridge.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6858\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Coffin-bridge-at-Carrbridge.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - Coffin bridge at Carrbridge\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Coffin bridge at Carrbridge &#8211; built to get coffins across when the river was in spate.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>Come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; it is lots of fun. \u00a0Just ask anyone who came along to the Dancing in the Park. We had great audience participation so I hope you will all come along and join one of our great classes or at least come to one of the Ceilidh Dances.<br \/>\n= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Cove-Harbour.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6859\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Cove-Harbour.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - Cove Harbour\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cove Harbour<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\"><strong>The next Ceilidh Dance is\u00a0on\u00a0Friday, September 25, 2015 with live music by Calanaish.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"> You\u00a0have all summer to<strong> spread the word<\/strong> about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too.<\/span> <span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><strong>Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms<\/span><\/span><\/a> and here is a link to the Facebook advert: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/span><\/span><\/a> <\/span> <span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">The format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">They are all held at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver. \u00a0The price is only &#8211; $12 or $10 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain \u2013 everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. <\/span> <span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">Don\u2019t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/Fall-Sunrise-over-Carrbridge.jpg\">++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at &#8220;RSCDS-Vancouver&#8221; &#8211; check it out there are some good pictures etc. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver\">www.facebook.com\/rscdsvancouver.<\/a> There is a link on both our website <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and the Branch website <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>This is a really good time to come along and join in one of many Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes as they are starting up again.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong> You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class next week. There are classes all around and on different nights so GIVE IT A GO! Go to either <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\">www,vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> for a list of class locations and times.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/St-patricks-Day-Dancers.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6582\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/St-patricks-Day-Dancers.gif\" alt=\"St patrick's Day Dancers\" width=\"10\" height=\"10\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Mouse-Laugh.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6874\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Mouse-Laugh.gif\" alt=\"Mouse Laugh\" width=\"121\" height=\"78\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those who don\u2019t know SCD is a fabulous pastime (much better and lots more fun than golf!!)\u00a0and is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mouse-setting.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6875\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mouse-setting.gif\" alt=\"mouse setting\" width=\"81\" height=\"90\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to learn the basics then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there is also a Branch in Seattle).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mouse21.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6876\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mouse21.gif\" alt=\"mouse21\" width=\"67\" height=\"107\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed below. Come along \u2013 check us out \u2013 the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that\u2019s for a 2 hour class! You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!! Check the list of classes at either at <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>. Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mousesad.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6877\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/mousesad.gif\" alt=\"mousesad\" width=\"94\" height=\"110\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the Cariboo, Okanagan, etc. etc. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details &#8211; <\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong><em><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Burns4.gif\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Come join us dancing in Stanley Park\u00a0&#8211; Ceperley Park near Second Beach, on Monday evenings from 7 &#8211; 9 p.m. starting on Monday, June 15.\u00a0\u00a0 Always lots of fun and many dances for <strong>everyone<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><strong>===========================================================<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>For upcoming events see www.vancouverceilidh.org and www.rscdsvancouver.org. <\/strong> <em>Other announcements etc: <\/em> <strong>Seattle Branch &#8211; info at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscds-seattle.org\/\">www.rscds-seattle.org<\/a><\/strong> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\">The next <strong>regular<\/strong> monthly <strong>Ceilidh Dance<\/strong><strong> will be held\u00a0on Friday,\u00a0September 25, 2015 <\/strong>in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73<sup><span style=\"font-size: small;\">rd<\/span><\/sup> &amp; Hudson which is between Oak &amp; Granville), Vancouver,<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of\u00a08 or more and we can give them a discount!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Chinese-New-year-2015-5.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>W<\/strong><strong>e Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!!<\/strong> It only costs $12 ($10 for students) &#8211; it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the YouTube link <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw<\/a> or the Face-book page <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/p.php?i=116203315&amp;k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&amp;oid=164741310207760<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/597360563665264\/597360566998597\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don&#8217;t forget to tell them about the website <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and get them to &#8220;subscribe&#8221; to the newsletter.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Crail-Harbour.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6860\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Crail-Harbour.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - Crail Harbour\" width=\"585\" height=\"329\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Crail Harbour<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don\u2019t need a partner; you don\u2019t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening of exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn! <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"background-color: #00ff00;\">There is a FREE class from 7 \u2013 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 \u2013 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>The schedule for the 2015\/16 season shapes up as follows:<br \/>\n<\/strong> All on Fridays of course &#8212;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a02015<br \/>\nSeptember 25<br \/>\nOctober 23<br \/>\nNovember 27<br \/>\n2016<br \/>\nJanuary 8<br \/>\nFebruary 5 &amp; 26<br \/>\nMarch 25<br \/>\nApril 29<\/p>\n<p>Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We hope to have lots of new Ceilidh dancers and we might even have Louise and maybe Daniel and\/or Michelle\u00a0to help with the calling.\u00a0 Remember to bring your smiles and wear flat shoes.<br \/>\n<span style=\"background-color: #ccffcc;\"><strong>Please<\/strong><strong> do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible.<\/strong><\/span> Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Deils-Cauldron.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6861\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Deils-Cauldron.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - De'ils Cauldron\" width=\"577\" height=\"325\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">De&#8217;ils Cauldron<\/p>\n<p>We would like to attract students from Universities and all colleges. Somehow we have to get word out to these students. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 &#8211; 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($12 or $10 for students.)<\/p>\n<p>You should check the website &#8211; <strong><a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong> &#8211; from time to time as you can find various pages listing &#8220;Ceilidhs and Events;&#8221; Classes:&#8221; Duncan&#8217;s List;&#8221; etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week&#8217;s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website.<\/p>\n<p>You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> &#8211; as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good-looking site.<\/p>\n<p>If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Please check the website &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rscdsvancouver.org\/\">www.rscdsvancouver.org<\/a> for updates, pictures and news.<\/p>\n<p>Dance \u2013 it is good for your health.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Duck-Bay-marina.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6862\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Duck-Bay-marina.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - Duck Bay marina\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Duck Bay marina<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don&#8217;t forget to look at our web pages at <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <em>If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address &#8211; <a href=\"..\/\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a> and ask them to subscribe. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.<\/em><\/strong> <em>I<\/em>f you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman 12pt format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don&#8217;t know all the details.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/clip-4.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This newsletter reaches out to some<strong> 361 <\/strong>subscribers from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">===============<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/musicnotes4.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6878\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/musicnotes4.gif\" alt=\"musicnotes4\" width=\"153\" height=\"66\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220;`<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Dunnottar_castle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6863\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/Late-spring-Dunnottar_castle.jpg\" alt=\"Late spring - Dunnottar_castle\" width=\"471\" height=\"265\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dunnottar Castle<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Enjoy yourselves &#8211; come Scottish Country Dancing &#8211; for it is good for your health and you never know you just might &#8230;..!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">See Coming Events on the website for info &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\">www.vancouverceilidh.org<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/late-spring-Durness-Beach.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6864\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/late-spring-Durness-Beach.jpg\" alt=\"late spring - Durness Beach\" width=\"412\" height=\"549\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff;\">Durness Beach<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"background-color: #ff99cc;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Sheep_jumps_2.gif\">\u00a0<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more, and <\/strong><strong>may nothing but happiness come through your door.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 16pt;\"><span style=\"font-size: 28pt;\">Duncan<\/span><\/span> <strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong> <a href=\"mailto:ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0066cc;\">ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Ardnamurchan Peninsula Well it has been an exciting and busy week.\u00a0\u00a0 The tax deadline has come and gone (even though they have extended it)\u00a0and I managed to get all but one client&#8217;s (including our own) filed.\u00a0\u00a0 The one outstanding I forgot all about the fact he was coming in to the office and I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6852","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6852"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6893,"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6852\/revisions\/6893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vancouverceilidh.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}