Ceilidh Dance newsletter – 2012/13 #29  

Hope you all remembered that the clocks jumped forward early this morning!!

Saint Patrick's Day


St. Patrick from a stained glass window in St. Benin’s Church, Ireland, the patron saint of Ireland, is on March 17 so all our best wishes to our Irish friends.

Went to the theatre last Sunday.   If you have seen the film 39 Steps and maybe grew up in the UK you should try and go and see “39 Steps” which is playing at the COQUITLAM
Evergreen Cultural Centre  (604.927.6555) until March 12 – 16.   You will thoroughly enjoy the show and it is not what you think!!   Very funny.


Yet another of these pictures of Scotland that I have been sent without any note as to where they are. Last week’s picture brought one response.   Does anyone else agree that it is “what we saw sailing past Hoy, Orkney (en route from Scrabster to Stromness)?”   I will leave it for a second week in a row and see if there will be a few more responses!    You can look back at most prior newsletters by going to our website at www.vancouverceilidh.org.   Hopefully this week someone will know where it is – send me an e-mail – ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org

There were some very good pictures taken at the January 4, 2013 Ceilidh Dance which have been posted on the RSCDS Vancouver Branch Facebook page. If you do not want your picture on that page please contact web@rscdsvancouver.org. The link for the pictures is:


The next Ceilidh Dance is on Friday, March 22, 2013 which is a week before Easter and therefore not the last Friday of the month.   The Gordon Shand Band, who are coming from Scotland to play at the Heather Ball on March 23 have agreed to play for this Ceilidh Dance.   Many thanks to both the Heather Ball Committee and the Vancouver Branch for allowing me to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity.   We are not changing the admission price, the dance will be run the same as always but you and I are in for a real treat – not that Calanais aren’t wonderful but these musicians are professionals and have made a number of CD’s and are in great demand.   Plan to attend so mark your calendars and inform your friends.

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge


A fun link – (especially for Grandparents and their grand kids!!)


I am delighted to announce that for the Ceilidh Dance on March 22 we shall be dancing to the music of Gordon Shand and his band who will be in Vancouver for the weekend.

Auld Country Tours who are a big supporter of our Ceilidh Dances are offering a special promotion:
“We still have space on our Scotland tours that are departing in July of 2013.  Any members or participants of the RSCDS can enter the promo code “RSCDS” and I will give them a $500 discount on the tour price when they book.  This is good for us as we look to fill our empty spaces on the tours, but this is a very good price for anyone wanting to go too!”
James Johnson [auldcountrytours@gmail.com]

Tickets for the Heather Ball at the Gizeh Temple on March 23 with Gordon Shand and his Band from Scotland are available online at www.rscdsvancouver.org

Needed: a goodly number of enthusiastic Scottish dancers for Vancouver’s Celtic Festival parade Sunday March 17th. Gathering: about 10 am on the Granville bridge/Howe Street.

Needed: Sturdy street shoes, visible tartan, warm clothes (rain resistant!)
Dance: a simple routine of dance steps we can practice while waiting for the 11 am start.

Please email ccmusic@telus.net to indicate your interest. Let’s show those Irish we can muster a good crowd too!


Swilken Bridge, The Old Course, St. Andrews

What an interesting and educational workshop this morning under the expert guidance of Maureen Lyon.   Her choice of music and challenging dances was just right and nearly 40 dancers enjoyed an excellent class.   There must have been close to 30 for the afternoon beginners class which we could, unfortunately stay to enjoy.  I am sure all who attended either class learnt a lot and had a good time too.

Planning us well under way for the next Ceilidh Dance on March 22 when we will have Gordon Shand & his Band from Scotland playing.   The band is made up of Accordion, fiddle, keyboard and drums.   They may be bringing some of their CD’s for sale as well!   We have hired the Vancouver Fiddle Orchestra’s sound man Jim who will also do the sound for the Heather Ball the following night at the Gizeh Temple.  We will have to pay them a wee bit more than the pittance we pay Calanais who basically play for the love of the music.   We also have to rent sound equipment and pay a sound-man so we will have a lot more costs than usual.

We have kept the admission price the same in the hope that we can attract a huge crowd and that you will all be even more generous in your donations.   Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along on March 22 and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. so I will not have to report a loss.    Please do your best to spread the word.

There is another Ceilidh Dance on March 16 which is a fund raiser for breast cancer.   It is being held again at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver with the Vancouver Fiddle Orchestra and yours truly doing the calling.   This is a very worthy cause so I hope many of you will come along.   Check the list of upcoming events for information on this Ceilidh and two other fund raisers as well as many other events.

Registration for Alasdair Fraser’s Fiddle Camps in California, Scotland and Spain are now open.   Try news@aladairfraser.com for info.

The Celtic Festival Vancouver parade is next Sunday – March 17 – and we really need a big group to join us in representing Scottish Country and Ceilidh Dancing.   We will be marching and doing a very simple walking dance so please come along and join in the fun and show everyone what fun folk the “Scots” community are.   See info above highlighted in green.

Some local budding teachers are taking classes which will allow them to become certified Scottish Country Dance teachers. It is a five part course and takes a few years to complete. Examiners come, perhaps from Scotland or other areas of North America. The local classes are taught by Mary Murray. Part of the training is learning to teach a class. So they need volunteers to make up a class. (For some reason these volunteers are called stooges.) If you are interested – it really is fun and educational – in volunteering to be a stooge please contact Jean Wagstaff at jeedwag@shaw.ca

Pat has asked me to make a plea for heather. She needs lots of different heather for the Heather Ball which is on March 23. If you have a source of heather please e-mail Pat at pcavers@shaw.ca as soon as possible and she will let you know when she would like it and where it should be delivered.


Tickets for Celtic Festival Vancouver are now on sale -Check out all the festival details at: https://www.celticfestvancouver.com/   There are some super events so it is well worth checking out.


The Battlefield Band from Scotland (named after the area in South Glasgow where the Battle of Langside was fought on May 13, 1568 between the supporters of Mary Queen of Scots and those supporting her son, the young James V) are playing at St. James Hall, 3205 West 10th Avenue, Vancouver on March 30 and our own Demonstration Team will dance at the beginning of the concert.      Info & tickets www.roguefolk.bc.ca or 604-736-3022

Muted blue dress Stewart kilt 22 inches long, waist 36-40 inches, kilt pin included, – $150
Green heather tweed day jacket made in Scotland with elkhorn buttons size 38L – $60
Men’s sport coat in original Johnston tartan size 38L – $50
Black leather belt -no buckle-size 38 – $20
1 pr NEW men’s black dancing slippers size 8 1/2 – $10
Black cummerbund and bow-tie  – $5
Maroon cummerbund, bow tie and braces – $10

To view or for further information call: Joanne 604-521-8999

A new website for kilts and accessories. Prices seem excellent, no idea of quality or trustworthiness though: www.aglowmusichouse.com

Fantastic – subscriptions are over the 400 mark at last. This newsletter will go out to 408 people in many cities, provinces & countries. I have just sent out reminders to 6 people who have signed up but have not validated their subscription so there could be 414 by the time I finalize the letter.  Now my goal is to get to 500!! Please pass along the website to your friends and maybe they will subscribe – www.vancouverceilidh.org

Note: the Celtic Treasure Chest has some specials. – For the exact hours and more info see www.celtictreasurechest.ca. Just say you read about it in this newsletter.


There is a message from the 2013 Highland Games Committee that they are very much in need of volunteers for a variety of positions. Please contact Joan at jdrabyk@shaw.ca if you can help in any way.


If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter please let me know – ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org ==============================================================


Here are some quotes to inspire you….)

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”

Patrick Murray

Victoria Street, Edinburgh

Irish flags

Events happening soon include the CeticFest Vancouver which started on the 9th, the Ceilidh for Cancer on the 16th and the Parade on the 17th.
Note that tickets for the Heather Ball (to be held on March 23 in the Gizeh Temple with Gordon Shand and his Band) can be ordered and paid for online at www.rscdsvancouver.org
Please see “Coming Events” below for all information.

In Honour of Stupid People . . …
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On  packaging for a Rowenta iron —
“Do not iron clothes on body.”
(but wouldn’t this save  me time?)

On  Nytol Sleep Aid —
“Warning:  May cause drowsiness.”
(..I’m taking this  because???…..)

This year’s TAC Summer School of Scottish Country Dancing will be held in Mount Allison University, New Brunswick. Registration for all levels from beginner to advanced is now open and information can be found at https://www.tac-rscds.org/

In case you hadn’t thought of taking a vacation “down east” in New Brunswick – think about it.   Teachers’ Assoc. of Canada Summer School is for all levels of dancer – they will have classes to suit all abilities.  You will have wonderful teachers and musicians….some elective classes, including different dance forms..…there are evening dances / Banquet and Ball / Ceilidh and optional tours during the week and at the end of the week for a few days….   Dancers will be there from around the globe – what a wonderful experience….seize the day if you have time and resources to do this….you won’t regret it!



Mar 9-16 CelticFest Vancouver 2013 — program guides are on the Street — pick one up to check everything out or go to:  https://www.celticfestvancouver.com/schedule-tickets/2013/?utm_source=Copy+of+Email+Created+2013%2F01%2F16%2C+12%3A44+PM&utm_campaign=cfv2013&utm_medium=email
Ma13 Heather Ball dances being taught by Mary Murray in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver 7:30 — 9:30 p.m. – $6
Ma16 Ceilidh for Cancer with the Vancouver Fiddle Orchestra and caller Duncan MacKenzie.  7:00 p.m. at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver  BC   Adults $25; students $15; children under 16 $10 — all proceeds to Breast Cancer Research.
Ma16 Van Isle Workshop & Dance with Rebecca Blackhall-Peters and the Tartan Players.  Workshop $15; Dance $20 all info at www.viscds.ca
Ma16 Seattle Theatre Group PRESENTS – DERVISH  with special guests Mary Jane Lamond and Wendy MacIsaac  in the Neptune Theatre (1303 NE 45th St)  Doors 7pm, Show 8pm, 21+, $30 (excl fees) For info e-mail:  clairec@stgpresents.org
With Irish music super-group Dervish heading the bill, and Cape Breton masters Mary Jane Lamond & Wendy MacIsaac opening the show, this promises to be one of the biggest Celtic music shows of the year!
Ma17 Celtic Parade   
Needed: a goodly number of enthusiastic Scottish dancers for Vancouver’s CeltFest parade Sunday March 17th.  Gathering: about 10 am on the Granville bridge/Howe Street.   Wear: Sturdy street shoes, visible tartan, warm clothes (rain resistant!).   Dance: a simple routine of dance steps we can practice while waiting for the 11 am start.  Please email ccmusic@telus.net to indicate your interest. Let’s show those Irish we can muster a good crowd too!
Ma20 Heather Ball dances being taught by Mary Murray in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver 7:30 — 9:30 p.m. – $6
Ma21 Heather Ball walk through in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver 7:30 — 10:00 p.m. – $6
Ma22 Ceilidh Dance with Gordon Shand & his Band from Scotland at the Scottish Cultural Centre — class at 7 dance 8 — 11 Admission $10 (students $8)
Ma23 Heather Ball in the Gizeh Temple 3550 Wayburne Drive, Burnaby with Gordon Shand and his Band from Scotland
Tickets $85 from
www.rscdsvancouver.org or from your class rep.   Reception at 6 p.m. Dancing at 7 p.m.
Ma30 Battlefield Band, St. James’ Hall, Vancouver.   Info & tickets www.roguefolk.bc.ca or 604-736-3022
Apr6 Glenayre Annual Dance in St. Laurence Church Hall, 825 St. Laurence Street, Coquitlam at 7:30 p.m. – $15
Apr6 A Finn-Tastic Ceilidh raising funds for pediatric cancer research.  7:30 — 11:30 p.m. in the Vancouver Rowing Club with the Mad Celts.   Tickets $45 (cash bar).   Info & tickets from Steve r-m-i@shaw.ca
Ap13 Children’s Workshop & Dance (there is also an Adult workshop) Highlands United Church, 3255 Edgemont Boulevard, North Vancouver.   Workshop 10:30 a.m.; Lunch 1:00 p.m. Dance 2:00 p.m.   Workshop & Dance — children $18; adults $20.   Dance only children $2 & adults $5  all info at 604-922-4406
Ap13 Nanaimo SCDC workshop & tea dance with teachers Rebecca Blackhall-Peters & Ruth Jappy along with musicians Alex Jappy, Deborah Jones and Julie Smith.   Workshop & dance including lunch & afternoon tea $55; Dance & tea $15; lunch $10 — info at www.nanaimoscd.com — you can travel to Nanaimo as a foot passenger and be picked up & taken to the workshop if arranged in advance.
Ap13 Bellingham monthly dance


See website www.vancouverceilidh.org for a more complete list

Seattle Branch announces the start of their Challenge Class which are held on the 2nd Friday each month in the upper building, Room 7, Phinney Neighbourhood Association, 4532 Phinney Avenue, North Seattle at 7:30 p.m. Info at www.rscds-seattle.org

Next class April 12, 2013


1. There is no distinctly native American criminal class…save Congress.— Mark Twain

2. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.— Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)


When Insults Had Class
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand


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The recession has hit everybody really hard…

My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.


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near Ford, Argyll

The next Ceilidh Dance is Friday, March 22, 2013 and the Branch has allowed us to use the Gordon Shand Band who will be here to play at the Heather Ball the next night.    This is just fantastic and I hope you all thing so as well .   You still have some time to spread the word about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too.

Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MvUwZnY9Ms

The format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 — 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 — 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through. The price is only – $10 or $8 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain — everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. Don’t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.

Glen Vorlich

For those who enjoy listening to Scottish music, song, banter etc. try www.andysceilidh.co.uk/ this is a radio programme that you can get sent to you and listen any time you want. Andy is asking everyone to send in their requests so if you have a favourite Scottish tune, song, recitation, band, performer, choir or whatever send an e-mail to andyrossbw@aol.com



The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at “RSCDS-Vancouver” – check it out there are some good pictures etc. www.facebook.com/rscdsvancouver. There is a link on both our website www.vancouverceilidh.org and the Branch website www.rscdsvancouver.org

It really is never too late to come along and join in one of many Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes and well any time is a great time to do it. You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class next week. There are classes all around and on different nights so


Go to either www.rscdsvancouver.org or www,vancouverceilidh.org for a list of class locations and times.

For those who don’t know SCD is a fabulous pastime which is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing. It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to get the basics learnt then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there also are Branches in Victoria and Seattle). There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed below. Come along — check us out — the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that’s for a 2 hour class! You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!!

Check the list of classes at either at www.vancouverceilidh.org or www.rscdsvancouver.org. Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations

as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the Cariboo, Okanagan, etc. etc. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details – www.rscdsvancouver.org

Also the Inverary Step Dance class on Wednesdays in the French School, 1555 West 7th Ave., Vancouver- info b_campbell@dccnet.com


Riddles (answer next week)

Last week:
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?

Answer:   Sand

This week:

Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?



Slains Castle

For upcoming events see www.vancouverceilidh.org and www.rscdsvancouver.org.

Other announcements etc:

Seattle Branch – info at www.rscds-seattle.org


The next regular monthly Ceilidh Dance will be held on Friday, March 22, 2013 in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73rd & Hudson which is between Oak & Granville), Vancouver, We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of 12 or more and we can give them a discount!!!

We Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!! What a nice way to celebrate the New Year. It really is good exercise as the ladies from Children’s Hospital found out in September. They thought it was way better than Yoga and said they will tell all their colleagues at the hospital to come to the next dance AND to bring their other friends, spouses, partners, etc. It only costs $10 – it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the Youtube link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh2HV3OPBgw or the Face-book page https://www.facebook.com/p.php?i=116203315&k=Z5C5Y4TZPT6G6BD1PKZZTWQQQ6BAW26L34AV&oid=164741310207760

Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don’t forget to tell them about the website www.vancouverceilidh.org and get them to “subscribe” to the newsletter.

The cost is still the amazingly low price of $10 or $8 for students and we provide refreshments although we do ask for your donations towards their cost. We always need your support both by coming along and by helping us to advertise these dances by whatever means you use to communicate with your friends be it e-mail, Face-Book, Twitter, Text or even telephone! Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don’t need a partner; you don’t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening on exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn!

There is a FREE class from 7 — 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 — 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!

The schedule for the 2012/13 season shapes up as follows:
All on Fridays of course —

March 22 – with live music by Gordon Shand & his Band from Scotland
April 26 – with performance by the Tam O’Shanter Dancers

Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We are still working on improving the strength of the smile muscles as well as the bows and curtsies! Please do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible. Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is. We need to attract students from UBC, SFU and all the other colleges and universities. Somehow we have to get word out to these students. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 – 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($10 or $8 for students.)
You should check the website – www.vancouverceilidh.org – from time to time as you can find various pages listing “Ceilidhs and Events;” Classes:” Duncan’s List;” etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week’s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website. You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time – www.rscdsvancouver.org – as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good looking site.

If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org

Please check the website – www.rscdsvancouver.org for updates, pictures and news.
Dance — it is good for your health.

Sob Dearg


“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is you never know if they are genuine.”
—Abraham Lincoln

Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don’t forget to look at our web pages at www.vancouverceilidh.org

If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address – www.vancouverceilidh.org and ask them to subscribe. If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.

If you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman 12pt format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don’t know all the details. This newsletter reaches out to some 408 subscribers (at long last we are over the 400 mark!) from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them. Note:- I normally compose the newsletters on Sundays.



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Enjoy yourselves – come Scottish Country Dancing – for it is good for your health and you never know you just might …..!

May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more,
may nothing but happiness come through your door.

Duncan ceilidh@rscdsvancouver.org