March 1

Did you remember to move your clocks forward one hour!!

Daylight Savings forward

The next Ceilidh Dance is on Friday, March 28, 2014 – in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver.   This is a fun and inexpensive way to have an enjoyable evening out with family and friends.  Tell at least 2 friends to join you, forward this e-mail to more friends and encourage them to sign up for the newsletter and to come to the Ceilidh Dance.  What a great way to have a fun, inexpensive night out and think of the great exercise you get as well.

Even though it was good attendance last Ceilidh we still really need an even larger attendance as numbers have been low and that means we are not covering our costs.   Either we get the numbers up again or we will have to bump up the cost of admission.   It is your hands.


Winter Loch Lubnaig

Loch Lubnaig

The Vancouver Celtic Fest is underway and next weekend there are performances that might interest you.   On the Cultural Stage on the north end of the ice rink at Robson Square on Saturday (March 15) afternoon at 1:30 p.m. there is a performance by the Branch Demonstration Team and at 3:30 the Inverglen Dancers will perform.   On Sunday (March 16) at 12:30 Shot of Scotch take the stage and winding up the performances at 3:30 the Tam O’Shanter Dancers perform.

There are lots of concerts and events, some free, some you need to get tickets, all week long so check out the website at


The Heather Ball is on March 22 in the wonderful Gizeh Temple.   Tickets are available either online at or at your class etc.  Make sure you get yours soon.

There is the annual request for heather.  If you have any it should be brought to the Cultural Center for the Wednesday night class March 19 or the Thursday dem night March 20.  Hopefully, we’ll be as lucky as past years and be able to add to the hall’s look with real heather.

There are Scottish Country Dance workshops coming up around the Province with one in Victoria on March 29, White Rock/Surrey on March 30, Nanaimo on April 12 and another in Vernon on April 26.  Check out the information listed under Upcoming Events

Tickets are available now for all the Celtic Fest Events –  The schedule for the Community Stage in Robson Square is:

Saturday, March 15
12:00     Bodrhanin – Blake Williams – a bodhran workshop
13:00     Eire Born Irish Dancers
13:30     Royal Scottish Country Dance Demonstration Team
14:30     De Dannaan School of Irish Dance
15:00     Can Cala
15:30     Invergeln Scottish Dancers

Sunday, March 16
12:30     A Shot of Scotch
13:00     Penny Whistle Stop – a penny whistle workshop
14:00     De Dannaan School of Irish Dance
14:30      Cab Cala
15:00     Eire Born Irish Dancers
15:30     Tam O’Shanter Dancers

Winter Loch Morlich (2)

Loch Morlich


A police motorcycle officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light.

The driver is a real bar steward, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying a dickybird.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an “AH” in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.  He then hands it to the ‘violator’ for his signature.

The bloke signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the “AH” and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, “That’s so when we go to court, I’ll remember that you’re an arsehole.”

Two months later they’re in court. The ‘violator’ has a bad driving record and he has a heap of points and is in danger of losing his licence, so he hired a barrister to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the Red light.

Under cross-examination the barrister for the defence asks; “Officer.  Is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?”

The police officer replies: “Yes, sir, that is the defendant’s copy.  His signature and mine, same number at the top.”

Barrister: “Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don’t normally make?”*

“Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an “AH,” underlined.”*

“What does the “AH” stand for, officer?”

“Aggressive and hostile, Sir.”

“Aggressive and hostile?”

“Yes, Sir.”

“Officer, are you sure it doesn’t stand for arsehole?”

“Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.”

How often can one get a lawyer to convict his own client


Here are links to another three Canadian regiments which were part of the decorations at the Lady Aberdeen Tea Dance on November 11, 2013.

Lady Aberdeen 42 Lady Aberdeen 43 Lady Aberdeen 44 

Alison commented “The information was gathered off websites etc. It is only the basics of the wealth of historical and current information available. I included only the older ‘regiments’ – there are many other corps and units, plus naval ships and Air Force squadrons – and Engagement or Battle Honour information up to World War II. There is much more about each regiment’s more recent activities in Korea, Afghanistan, Bosnia, and many Peace-keeping duties.”



Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t
control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .

Winter Loch Morlich

Another view of Loch Morlich

An article in a recent edition of the National Post is applicable to the Ball and to Scottish Country Dancing in general. Check out Thanks Gill for the tip.



My son Ian is, once again, planning to join the Ride to Conquer Cancer.   This will be his fifth year and many have helped him in previous years for which my personal thanks.   In the 4 years he has raised a total of $44,280 – how good is that?   He would like to get that total over the $60,000 mark this year so if you can spare a few dollars for this excellent cause please go to his web page at

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Loch Stack



James  O’Brien:
How many kings of  England have been called  Henry?

Er, well, I know there was a  Henry the Eighth … ER. ER …  Three?


Hello everyone. The Highland Games will be on Saturday June 21st  this year. Anyone that would like to volunteer again please let me know. I know a lot of people compete and have set schedules for the day, so let me know the times you would be available and I will try and make a schedule for the day that will suit. Thank you very much Duncan Campbell —  604-944-2977


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Winter Loch Treig

Loch Treig

The Scottish Cultural Centre is a pretty unique and wonderful asset and space is available for rent to anyone or any group.   The Centre does not run itself but is actually run by the United Scottish Cultural Society (USCS). Memberships in this Society are for individuals only and presently cost $10 annually. Membership Application Forms may be obtained either at the Centre or on the USCS website – . Any person may join USCS and Scottish Ceilidh Dancers are encouraged to show their support by doing so. If any USCS member would like to be more involved then Darryl Carracher, the Manager at the Centre, will be pleased to give you further information. At the present time we need to replace the roof which will be a major expense and quotes will be requested from roofing contractors.  Upgrades to the Centre are also being considered so it is particularly appropriate that dancers join USCS. No final decisions on these upgrades will be made before Members of USCS are fully informed.



Another very enjoyable dance hosted by the Burnaby club last night with music provided by the Vancouver Fiddle Orchestra.   Rosemary, as always, had chosen and interesting programme of dances and they were well briefed with interesting information about the dance.   The Orchestra were thanked for playing for the 22nd time for this particular dance.   They have a number of personnel changes during this time but there were a few who have played since the first time.   They, the VFO, were in good form and had us dancing our best to a good strong rhythm.

A great spread of sandwiches, savouries, fruit and goodies greeted us at the intermission.   Thanks to all who provided this welcome sustenance and to everyone in the Burnaby club for all the hard work put I to make this such a successful and fun event.


The next Ceilidh Dance is this Friday, March 28th, 2014 and there will be a short performance by the Tam O’Shanter Dancers.   Please call all your friends and arrange to bring them along to the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver to the class from 7 – 8 p.m. and the dance following from 8 – 11 p.m. with the live music of Calanais.  Admission at the door is only $10 (students etc. $8) but unless we get a big increase in attendance the price will have to go up.  No partner or experience necessary – just bring your smiles and I would suggest flat, comfy shoes.

Michelle has very kindly made up a Facebook event page for the Ceilidh but you need to “Search for Vancouver Ceilidh on Facebook and “Like” us to receive updates on upcoming Ceilidhs and other events”.   Then,  if you “Like” the Vancouver Ceilidh FB page (do as described above), you too will receive updates AND be able to share those updates and events on your personal Facebook page to your friends and ask that they “Like” and “Share”, etc.

Ceilidh Dances are great ways to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries etc.   Invite all your friends to come and join you at the Ceilidh.   You are welcome to bring your own cake and we’ll even sing for you!!


A new link has been added to the contacts page – Scottish Canadian Business Association of British Columbia.   ScotCanBC seeks to expand trade and investment between Scotland and B.C.   The website is where you can find details about the organization, membership etc.


There were some very good pictures taken at the January 4, 2013 Ceilidh Dance which have been posted on the RSCDS Vancouver Branch Facebook page. If you do not want your picture on that page please contact The link for the pictures is:


SFU’s Tartan Day celebrations featured the launch of the long-awaited “Scots in BC” website with information on how you can add your family history to the site. The website can be accessed at: It is well worth a visit.


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Loch Torridon

Some fun and interesting sites:  – note if you have a link to something you think others would enjoy please forward them to me.


The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ‘Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? ‘

‘The Lone Ranger replies, ‘I see millions of stars.’

‘What that tell you?’ asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders deeply for a minute then says, ‘Astronomically  speaking, it tells me there are  millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically,    it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise,     it appears to be about quarter past three in the morning. 

Theologically,   that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically,   it predicts a beautiful day tomorrow.
What’s it tell you, Tonto?’

‘You dumber than buffalo shit.   It mean someone stole tent’


Auld Country Tours are a big supporter of our Ceilidh Dances James Johnson []

There are some St. Patrick’s specials at this Vancouver store:

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Winter Lochwinnoch


The next Ceilidh Dance will be held on Friday, March 28, 2014.  Same time, same place, same price (so long as there is a big attendance), same amount of fun and entertainment. Now it is up to you all to help by planning on coming along and bringing loads of friends, family, acquaintances, etc. We need to improve the attendance to make the dances financially viable. Please do your best to spread the word. Let me know if you would like a poster to put up.

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 Easy Deviled Eggs 

Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up.
Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.


A new website for kilts and accessories. Prices seem excellent, no idea of quality or trustworthiness though:


Subscriptions are still fairly stable with a few new additions but some also unsubscribing.   This newsletter will again go out to 383 people in many cities, provinces & countries. This is only 17 short of my goal to get back to 400!!  Can you help to find these 17 people to make my total?   Please pass along the website to your friends and ask them to subscribe – it is free!!

At time of writing this last week’s newsletter was opened by some 232 subscribers or 60.9% of the total list which means it did not make the top 5 list.  I know some of you prefer to go to the website and open the newsletter from there so the number is even higher.   Please keep opening the newsletter!!   Any and all comments and suggestions are welcome.


An online contact for dance and marching shoes (ghillies, pumps, brogues, etc.) is Bruce Griffith at lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll]]]]]]]]

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Events happening in the immediate future include the Vancouver Celtic Fest from the 8th to the 16th (parade day) and the Heather Ball walk through on the 12th and on the 19th.  Please see “Coming Events” below for all information.

Winter Moon over Blaven

Moon over Blaven


If anyone has any suggestions or complaints regarding the newsletter, please let me know –    Please do not complain to your server that this is junk mail. There is a link on the e-mail should you wish to unsubscribe.

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COMING EVENTS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: Note: Please check list of classes for all start times and locations.

Mar 8 — 16 CelticFest Vancouver — more information to come —
Tickets go on sale January 22 — register now to get preferential booking
Note:   The Vancouver Branch Demonstration Team   will perform in Robson Square on Saturday March 15 at 1:30 and the Inverglen Dancers at 3:30
Mar 12 Heather Ball practice at 7:30 p.m. in the Scottish Cultural   Centre — drop in $6
Mar 16 CelticFest Vancouver annual parade.  We need everyone to come along to swell our   numbers and show off what a great pastime Scottish Country/Ceilidh dancing   is.   Check with Cathrine at for time and place.   After the Parade there will be performances in Robson Square by Shot   of Scotch at 12:30 and by the Tam O’Shanter Dancers at 3:30
Mar 19 Heather Ball practice at 7:30 p.m. in the Scottish Cultural   Centre — drop in $6
Mar 22 Heather Ball in the   Gizeh Temple, 3550 Wayburne Drive, Burnaby with the fantastic sprung floor   and the great music of the Scotch Mist Band.     Reception 6:00; Dance 7:00 followed by a light supper.   Tickets $85 (30 & under $65) through   PayPal at  Info 604-925-9333 or
Mar 28 Monthly Ceilidh Dance of the   season at the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver.   Class at 7 p.m. and dance following from 8   — 11 p.m. and all for the fantastic price of $10 (students $8) — info   604-536-9481
Note that there will be a performance by the Tam   O’Shanter Dancers at this Dance.
Mar 29 Van Isle workshop & dance to celebrate VanIsle’s 40th   anniversary.   Teacher Mary Murray and   musician Julie Smith.  Colwood   Community Hall, 2219 Sooke Road, Victoria.    Morning session 10 — 12 for experienced dancers & afternoon   session 1:30 — 3:30 for beginners & intermediate dancers.   Dance at night to the music of the Tartan   Players.   Information at or e-mail to
Mar 30 White Rock spring workshop,   Sullivan Hall, 6303 152nd Street, Surrey.  Advanced class 9:30 — noon;   Intermediate/Beginner class 1:00 — 3:30.     $10 — bring your own lunch. Tea/coffee/juice provided info or   604-531-4595
Mar 30 Free concert by the NW Scottish Fiddlers at 2 p.m. Everett   Public Library, 2702 Hoyt Avenue, Everett.
Apr  5 Glenayre Annual Dance in St. Laurence Church Hall, 825 St.   Laurence Street, Coquitlam at 7:30 p.m. – $15
Apr 12 Children’s Easter Party & Dance, Harry Jerome Memorial   Centre, 123 East 23rd Street, North Vancouver 2 — 4 p.m. Adults $5   — Children Free
Apr 12 Deep Cove Dance in St. Catherine’s Church Hall, 1058 Ridgewood   Drive, North Vancouver at 7:30 p.m. with music by Mary Ross – $15
Apr 12 Bellingham Social
Apr 12 Nanaimo workshop & Tea Dance with teachers Ruth Jappy &   Rebecca Blackhall-Peters plus musicians Alex Jappy, Deborah Jones & Julie   Smith.   Workshop (3 classes), lunch   & Tea Dance $55; Tea Dance $15; Lunch $10.   Info etc. at or Hazel 250-758-6224

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Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is terrific!


  Winter near Peebles

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Come Scottish Country Dancing – it is lots of fun. Just ask anyone who came along to the Dancing in the Park. We had great audience participation so I hope you will all come along and join one of our great classes or at least come to one of the Ceilidh Dances.

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Near St. Boswell’s

The next Ceilidh Dance is on Friday, March 28, 2014 with live music by Calanaish.  There will be a short performance by the Tam O’Shanter Dancers about 9 p.m.   You still have time to spread the word about all the Ceilidh Dances as that is the best (and cheapest) form of advertising. It is great exercise and fun, for all ages, too.

Here is a link where you can watch a short video of a Ceilidh Dance: and here is a link to the Facebook advert: The format for all of the regular monthly Ceilidh Dances will be the same with the class from 7 — 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 — 11 p.m. and all dances will be walked and talked through. The price is only – $10 or $8 for students which, for what you get is a super bargain — everyone is welcome. No partner is required and you should wear FLAT, comfy shoes and loose clothing. Children are also welcome but should be prepared to dance with other people as some of the dances require a change of partner. Don’t forget to bring a few extra $$$$ to help defray the cost of the refreshments which are otherwise free.


For those who enjoy listening to Scottish music, song, banter etc. try this is a radio programme that you can get sent to you and listen any time you want. Andy is asking everyone to send in their requests so if you have a favourite Scottish tune, song, recitation, band, performer, choir or whatever send an e-mail to


The Branch has opened a Facebook Page at “RSCDS-Vancouver” – check it out there are some good pictures etc. There is a link on both our website and the Branch website

It really is never too late to come along and join in one of many Scottish Country Dance (SCD) classes and well any time is a great time to do it. You will be made very welcome. Many classes have a policy that the first night is FREE! Plan to come along to try out a class next week. There are classes all around and on different nights so GIVE IT A GO! Go to either or www, for a list of class locations and times.

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For those who don’t know SCD is a fabulous pastime which is super exercise for body and mind. SCD is, naturally, rooted in Scotland but there are groups in almost every country so you can learn here and then dance with other groups when you vacation or travel. SCD is not to be confused with Highland Dancing which is more solo dancing. SCD is usually done with a partner in groups or sets however you do not need to come with a partner. It is more akin to Square Dancing.

It takes a year or two of classes, workshops, etc. to learn the basics then you can hone your skills in advanced classes. You start by learning the steps and formations. Dances (of which there are over 13,000) are made up of these formations so a good grounding will give you the ability to learn a new dance fairly quickly. SCD has its HQ in Scotland and is known as the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society (RSCDS) and there is a Vancouver Branch of the RSCDS under which there are many clubs throughout the Province (there is also a Branch in Seattle).

There are a great many classes and the ones in the Vancouver area are listed below. Come along — check us out — the first night is usually free and thereafter it will average about $6 a night and that’s for a 2 hour class! You will find many friendly people who will be eager to help you and welcome you to their club. You never know you actually might like it!! Check the list of classes at either at or

Note that the latter website has the latest updates to temporary changes to times and locations as well there are classes all up and down Vancouver Island, a number of the Gulf Islands, the Cariboo, Okanagan, etc. etc. and there are various groups all over this great Province, Country, World and who knows where else! Check the Branch website for all these details –


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For upcoming events see and

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Other announcements etc: Seattle Branch – info at A monthly Challenge Class is held on the 2nd Friday each month in the upper building, Room 7, Phinney Neighbourhood Association, 4532 Phinney Avenue, North Seattle at 7:30 p.m. Info at   Next class:  March 14, 2014


The next regular monthly Ceilidh Dance will be held on Friday, March 28, 2014 in the Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, (73rd & Hudson which is between Oak & Granville), Vancouver, We need everyone to help us get as many new comers (as well as former Ceilidh Dancers) as possible to come and join us. The Ceilidh Dances are a great way to celebrate birthdays, anniversaries, etc. Invite all your friends along. Contact me if you will have a group of 12 or more and we can give them a discount!!! This will be the seventh regular Ceilidh Dance of the 2013/14 season and it would be great if we could double the attendance of the last dance on February 28.

We Really NEED YOUR HELP to advertise the Ceilidh Dances!!!!

It only costs $10 ($8 for students) – it is worth so much more in fun, exercise and camaraderie. Use any access to free adverts etc. You can also use things like the YouTube link or the Face-book page

Suggestions to improve our advertising are always welcome. Don’t forget to tell them about the website and get them to “subscribe” to the newsletter.

Thanks to good attendances last year the finances for the 2012/13 season will still allow the cost to be the amazingly low price of $10 or $8 for students and we provide refreshments although we do ask for your donations towards their cost.  But low attendance this season might mean we have to look at increasing the admission in future.  We always need your support both by coming along and by helping us to advertise these dances by whatever means you use to communicate with your friends be it e-mail, Face-Book, Twitter, Text or even telephone!

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Most of you have been to at least one Ceilidh Dance so you know how it goes. You don’t need a partner; you don’t need any experience; you should wear FLAT soft soled shoes; we walk, talk, and call every dance and you should come to have fun and have a good evening of exercise and entertainment and maybe even to learn! There is a FREE class from 7 — 8 p.m. and the dance from 8 — 11 p.m. with music by Calanais. Remember to bring some extra cash so you can make a donation towards the cost of the refreshments. Without these donations we will have to increase the price of admission again!!

The schedule for the 2013/14 season shapes up as follows:

All on Fridays of course —


March 28
April 25

Come along and get some great exercise while also having lots of fun. We are still working on improving the strength of the smile muscles as well as the bows and curtsies!

Please do your best to assist us in letting as many people know as possible. Use Face-book, e-mail, telephone or even word of mouth and tell everyone you know what a fun night it is. We need to attract students from Universities and all colleges. Somehow we have to get word out to these students. Please do all you can to help us. Come one, come all to the same place (Scottish Cultural Centre, 8886 Hudson Street, Vancouver) and the same time (7 p.m. for the class and 8 – 11 p.m. for the dance) and the same amazing price ($10 or $8 for students.)

You should check the website – – from time to time as you can find various pages listing “Ceilidhs and Events;” Classes:” Duncan’s List;” etc. On these pages you can check all the upcoming events, where all the classes are located, times, etc. and some places to find Scottish things or some local trades, etc. I will continue to highlight the more current events in each week’s newsletter but, as stated, the calendar of all events will be available on the website.

You should also have a look at the Vancouver Branch website from time to time – – as there is always useful information on it and it is a very good-looking site. If you have any questions regarding the Ceilidh Dances send them to me at Please check the website – for updates, pictures and news. Dance — it is good for your health.

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a view across the Clyde

Keep sending jokes, pictures and info you wish to have included. Don’t forget to look at our web pages at If you know of anyone who would like to be on the mailing list please send them the web address – and ask them to subscribe. If anyone has good pictures from the Ceilidh Dances please send them to me so I can put them on the web page.

If you have any announcements please send them to me preferably in Word; Times New Roman 12pt format with a layout similar to the one used in this newsletter. I occasionally hear of an event somewhere in our beautiful Province, on the Island or in the Interior, but don’t know all the details. This newsletter reaches out to some 383 subscribers from all over the Province, Country and to many other countries as well, so please send me the details of your event and I will only be too happy to include them.


They’re back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.


Enjoy yourselves – come Scottish Country Dancing – for it is good for your health and you never know you just might …..! See Coming Events on the website for info –

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May your troubles be one, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.